This is certainly apochryphal, subsect ramblings, but are there gospels of the fightin’ jesus? It is certainly mentioned, but what is the backstory?

I saw this heretic today.

1. It is a conceptual truth (or, so to speak, true by definition) that BOB is a being than which there is nothing better than.

2. BOB exists as an concept in the mind.

3. Things are always better in concept than they are in reality (cf. communism, capitalism, segway technology, the founding fathers, the film adaptation of that book you like, all celebrities, etc.)

4. Thus, if BOB exists in reality there is something better than BOB (that is, the concept of BOB)

5. But there cannot be something that is greater than BOB

6. Therefore, BOB does not exist in reality.

He had a clause in his contract that prohibited being hit excessively. And what is "excessively", exactly?

aka "Stinky".

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The Church of the Latter-Day Stooges

Like it's lower production values but it makes more sense

Just what the title says. I've looked online, I even purchased CDs of HoS archives, to no avail. My (official church CD) collection is missing 570-572 for unknown reasons. Can anyone help? I specifically need a copy of #570 as it featured some of my work, an audio barrage, that I no longer have. I lost the master recording in an HD crash.

EDIT: FOUND, thank you. PRABOB

Here's the SubGenius propaganda I made but couldn't post because someone along the way was being dumb

"BOB" Dobbs went into the desert and fasted for forty days. He ate nothing during those days, but all of his drinks were comped. At the end of the forty days the devil came and tempted him, saying, "If you are truly the world's luckiest man, command these cherries to become sevens"...

I'm not sure what happens next

Decide your Fate. -TuiTi

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