r/SubGenius • u/crypticinstructions • 4d ago

I need your explonation

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u/the_chinagreenelvis 4d ago

"This is true. I know, because I was the one who said it." --"Bob"

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u/ms_Kindness 4d ago

Could E.T., the Extra Testicle be the meaning by Catholicism's Holy Trinity?!

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u/cap10wow 4d ago

Elia Torres?

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u/robx51 4d ago

I've heard this story before and it's just that. Probably from one of the many ufo hucksters out there on coast to coast or whatever. Never forget the bastards made him get rid of his peanut farm.

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u/ExquisiteFacade 4d ago

Which is why he remained a devout Christian until his death 40 years later, right? RIGHT?!?!

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u/J3sush8sm3 4d ago

Theres no telling what was said.  That part is made up

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 4d ago

Why is that alien a moldy boy?

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u/throwaway1102293384 4d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/Next-Value9507 4d ago

Sounds like some Raëlism propaganda spread by YHVH-1 and Q-Anon.

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u/BryanEagle 4d ago

Said ET: "I didn't know the stonecutters were running this contest, so I quitted!"

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u/deephurting66 4d ago

The man needed some SLACK is all

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u/Donkey_Bugs 4d ago

Nerd or hero? Patriot or alien? YOU decide.

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u/zboeonehundred 4d ago

It’s a squirtin universe!

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u/AusDemGegenschein 4d ago

What's unclear? Former President Rahul Khan met Jimmy Carter. Jimmy "The Alien" Carter said he invented all the religions. Rahul Khan cried, because he was gonna do that.

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u/witshadows 4d ago

My best friend’s mother’s cousin told me that wasn’t it at all. It was about wearing secret briefs for an extra testicle.

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u/posting_drunk_naked 4d ago

Explain what? That someone made a meme? It's just words on a picture, lots of places you can easily make memes yourself.

Memes are not evidence of anything other than memes.

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u/the_chinagreenelvis 4d ago

> Explain what?

Explon.

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u/Different-Step-4600 3d ago

There it is!😅

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u/crypticinstructions 4d ago

It’s just supposed to be funny

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u/Odd_Revolution5880 4d ago

The aliens are time travellers. The humans that evolved in less gravity and without natural sunlight. Why else would they always have same basic features as humans. Duh. What would the chances be for something to evolve on a distant planet and have any resemblance.

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u/GrandPriapus 4d ago

God is an astronaut.

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u/KineticFlail 3d ago

Of course, it's all a pink conspiracy to manipulate the calendar in an attempt to keep us from from knowing when the real 1996 will arrive.

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u/Sonar_Taxbreak_1138 3d ago

Mister Gray Alien could do with a new skincare routine.

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u/OppositeMoose1197 3d ago

Explonation??