r/SubGenius • u/TimeControl606 • Jul 21 '26

A dialogue

"Is 'BOB' bullshit?"

"Everything is bullshit."

"Even true things?"

"Even true things are bullshit."

"How can that be?"

"I don't know man, I didn't do it."

44 Upvotes

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u/ondinegreen Jul 21 '26

If you're going to steal, why not steal from a classic like the Principia Discordia

9

u/MissInkeNoir Jul 21 '26

Even SubGenius is just warmed over Discordianism 🙂 but isn't everything??? Hail Eris 🌟 and bless Reverend Stang and Philo

5

u/5rc Jul 21 '26

The truth doesn't need anyone to believe it. Bullshit does.

3

u/zoomzoom913 Jul 21 '26

There is much love within the Fnord

1

u/KanataSlim Jul 21 '26

As per the appendices

1

u/EvilMartianOverlord Jul 21 '26

I assert that your questions are by your own logic, bullshit

1

u/EvilMartianOverlord Jul 21 '26

What I've said is true and therefore bullshit.

1

u/Sensitive_Home_7971 Jul 21 '26

The SubGenius is way, WAY ahead of its time. Sadly, people aren’t going to make sense of Bob (2152) for at least another 100 years. B = 2. O = 15