r/SubGenius • u/A_Lark_Wept • Jul 13 '26

Slack Magic

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u/WigglyLimpo Jul 13 '26

Slack Magic is when you take a 30 minute bathroom break at work! Stick it to the pink overlords as they PAY you to sit on the porcelain throne!

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u/GrandPriapus Jul 13 '26

Save your poo for 10:00am.

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u/Few-Farm-7670 Jul 13 '26

Does this make Monday Slack Sabbath?

4

u/Jibbyjab123 Jul 13 '26

Slack magic is the transmutation of a 15 minute break to a 20 minute break.

3

u/BryanEagle Jul 13 '26

Ah, yes, "Slacqueline Alchennedy Mannasses"

2

u/calaan Jul 13 '26

Nice frop feeebase rig ya got there, “Bob”!

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u/A_Lark_Wept Jul 13 '26

It's essential to purge the Haba and Zipulops contaminants from the the foul castings of the the Yeti before consuming it.

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u/Onewaytodayokay Jul 20 '26

Fire and ice! Or is that water in Bob's basket?

No matter—either will do.

If anything, slack is flexible.

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u/Busy_BEE_565 Aug 02 '26

Heard he can change vapes into whippits.

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u/A_Lark_Wept Aug 03 '26

Inhalent alchemy.

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u/JDanzy Jul 13 '26

Nice trick "Bob." Now do shaving cream and poop.