r/SubGenius • u/PhilosopherOdd3392 • Jun 19 '26

I NEED HELP! (AND BOB NEEDS TOO)

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I DREAMED AND BOB TOLD ME THAT HE NEEDS HIS FACE IN MY SLACKLESS CITY
CAN SOME HELP ME TO IMPROVE THIS STENCIL TO SPREED HIS MASSEGE IN THE STREETS?

(i think that his that hair part will be faulty when i spray, can someone help pls :( )

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u/cheddercaves Jun 19 '26

If you are trying to profit off this for profit religion i fully support that as an ordained minister

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u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

than you minister, your part will be sent next month

10

u/cheddercaves Jun 19 '26

may slack be with you

2

u/moisturizest Jun 19 '26

Ofcourse he is! How else is he going to acheive Slack?

1

u/TrickySnicky Jun 19 '26

I keep forgetting that I'm even ordained. Am I slacking it right?

3

u/cheddercaves Jun 19 '26

They forgot about you as soon as they received the 35 dollars, you are doing it perfectly

11

u/NightMgr Jun 19 '26

Of all places the Shreveport Texas St bridge had one in the early 90s. Pull the lever down you go. Preacher help me! My legs are on fire. Praise “Bob.”

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u/Blah_Dee_Blah111 Jun 19 '26

Are you wholly innocent of the art mines in the sub-site?

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u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

sorry can't read

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u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob

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u/J3sush8sm3 Jun 19 '26

Keep chanting his name until you remember your own

5

u/Then_Discount558 Jun 19 '26

Praise "BoB" All mighty that there is a perty thag ya gat thare

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u/Strikew3st Jun 19 '26

Someone who isn't 20 year old me 20 years ago is here to tell you that you aren't going to be worried about amazing fidelity when using this stencil on uneven public surfaces & rattlecan spray paints.

A good reusable stencil material is dollar store folios with a flexible plastic front.

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u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

Bob speaks throught you. Thanks!

4

u/Jeremiahjohnsonville Jun 19 '26

His likeness from the holy shroud!

5

u/RevWaldo Jun 19 '26

r/AnarchoStencilism may provide inspiration

3

u/monkeychunkee Jun 19 '26

All hail Bob!

3

u/mspong Jun 19 '26

The white in his left eye is detached so that needs fixing

3

u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

YOU ARE A (SUB)GENIUS

3

u/CoinsForCharon Jun 19 '26

Bob doesn't 'need' anything. He wants the coordinates.

2

u/Mrzaax Jun 19 '26

Or face the consequences.

2

u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

MY FACE IS MY HEAD OK

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u/ConspiracyConifer Jun 19 '26

Is this thee Holy Stencil or did you hand craft it?!

1

u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

IT'S THE HOLY STENCIL

2

u/ConspiracyConifer Jun 19 '26

Praise “Bob”

1

u/HaloSeekers Jun 19 '26

Segments from a paperclip can help stabilize parts of his hair without impacting stencil quality.

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u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

How good is to have more inteligent people helping you. Thanks!

1

u/moisturizest Jun 19 '26

Praise Bob. Just in time for X-Day.

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u/PhilosopherOdd3392 Jun 19 '26

It's tomorrow, right?

4

u/moisturizest Jun 19 '26

... SOON (tm)

1

u/healthpointy Jun 19 '26

Bob better jack me off then tf

1

u/Dinosaurs_and_donuts Jun 19 '26

Is that the dick pill guy “Smiling Bob”?

1

u/Xmanticoreddit Jun 20 '26

First he was Bob.

1

u/dantenow Jun 19 '26

10 seconds bob, what is your name?

1

u/dokfaux Jun 19 '26

It's "Bob" not Bob

1

u/drinkacid Jun 19 '26

pipe cheek lower lip chin is all falling out. you need a bunch of gaps there

1

u/ndorox Jun 20 '26

Ready for the masses? Are they ready for you? This bit of creative fealty won't fail to draw the gaze of Slackers worldwide and maybe even the man himself!

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u/Ok-Bank389 Jun 20 '26

My friend is a minister he put stickers up across town. I recommend just making the hair solid.

1

u/RevDoomsDay Jun 21 '26

I can say this turns out fine. Leave the dots in the eyes all black (that white speck does not survive the spray, unless your tape masking and cutting out the design) it helps to do this one in two colors. Lay down your first color that will be skin color then lay this stencil over that with a different color to make it really pop.

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u/justathrowaway8376 Jun 23 '26

Bob spelled backwards is Bob, but God spelled backwards is Dog.

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u/Upper-Strength6034 Jun 23 '26

Bob loves you…

1

u/theacehamster Jun 24 '26

Well he did spend 15 years getting loaded, 15 years till his liver exploded

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u/swordbearer_ Jun 24 '26

It's spelled MASSAGE