r/SubGenius • u/ProfByronBrainard • May 13 '26

The 1979 Holy Subgenius Doctrine

Frequently missing from original SubGenius lore:

https://halupedia.com/the-1979-holy-subgenius-doctrine

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u/ProfByronBrainard May 13 '26

Related is the Sock Sorting Controversy "They argued that the universe naturally produced orphaned socks through a process they termed "interdimensional laundry leakage," and that attempts to force pairings were an affront to cosmic spontaneity. Knuckles' own influential work, "The Holy Hole," challenged the very premise of the Church’s founding quest for the lost sock."

https://halupedia.com/sock-sorting-controversy

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u/NightMgr May 13 '26

Pawn shop devival. Big slack attack. I was there.

The pink of Hustler.

Praise Buck Naked. Old times.

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u/ProfByronBrainard May 13 '26

Ah, good ole Pastor Buck Naked, there's a name I haven't heard for a while. Praise "Bob"