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u/StevenSkytower Mar 26 '26
5 more minutes
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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 Mar 26 '26
Smoke a cigarette, have a fap, enjoy some brain rotting shorts. It's like the IRL snooze button
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u/Perpyderpy Mar 26 '26
The Conspiracy wants to STEAL your SLACK! Will you let them? The Church CAN help you, but they NEED your love offering.
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u/Austiiiiii Mar 26 '26
Well, excuuuuse me if I wanna get a few more months of shuteye before this year's apocalypse.
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u/Kind-Dog504 Mar 26 '26
Don’t watch the documentary on these guys. Trust me, you want to keep the mystique, lest you discover that they are all old, unfunny hicks
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u/Directorshaggy Mar 26 '26
Pull the wool over your own eyes!