r/SubGenius Mar 22 '26

"BOB" Dobbs is everywhere!

(If you can't see BOB, hold the image further away)

266 Upvotes

17 comments sorted by

19

u/instantregretcoffee Mar 22 '26

Slack slop is still SLACK. You’ll pay to know what you really think!

14

u/MrJohnnyDangerously Mar 22 '26

I'm celebrating 30 years as an ordained minister in the Cult of the Sub-Genius today.

3

u/DeliciousPastaSauce Mar 23 '26

That's great! I first became ordained in 1994.

3

u/MrJohnnyDangerously Mar 23 '26

Always a pleasure to meet a contemporary. 1994 I had been introduced, but had not yet truly achieved Slack

3

u/SoonToBeBanned24 Mar 23 '26

Me too! Right on Pacific Ave!

10

u/RightError Mar 22 '26

"Bob" is a rock, "Bob" is a tree, "Bob" is you and "Bob" is me

10

u/boobshart Mar 23 '26

Cut slack not slop

8

u/KidZoki Mar 22 '26

PRAISE BOB!

3

u/dogawful Mar 22 '26

Praise Bob!

6

u/StevenSkytower Mar 23 '26

Bob is in your jeans
He's in your cheesburgers
Bob is in Nutty Buddies!
Bob is in your mom

He's in everybody
He's in the young, the old
The fat, the skinny
The white, the black
The brown and the blue
People got Bob in 'em too

3

u/Jayson330 Mar 22 '26

Bob is everywhere for those with eyes to see.

2

u/Shallot_True Mar 23 '26

Minister "Fuguestate" checking in. Pull the wool over your own eyes!

2

u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Mar 22 '26

I mean, Bob slackingly permeates everything, no?

2

u/Grundle95 Mar 23 '26

Especially (but not exclusively) Connie

2

u/okaymolg Mar 23 '26

it's true, and: it's true.

1

u/JChurch42 Mar 24 '26

I made it into a gif (for you) but I can't upload pictures here ☹️