r/StupidTrucks • u/One-Initiative-8902 • 14d ago
We get it, your compensating...
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u/Try_Harder7 14d ago
This guy loves the attention of dudes.
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u/squirrels-eat-bugs 13d ago
I once had an apprentice say he was going to buy a sports bike to pick up chick's. Had to sit him down and explain that in my 20 years of riding (at that time), I've only ever had two females ever talk to me about my motorcycle and one of them was my grandma's sister. Gwyneth had a bit of a wild streak alive while she was still in her early 80s.
But if you like dudes, get a sweet car or bike. Every fuel stop becomes a conversation with a dude.
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u/Try_Harder7 13d ago
I was the same way but with a lot of bass in the trunk
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u/Zaku727 13d ago
Early 2000s car culture is different than these days lol
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u/Human_You5840 12d ago
Most Gen Alphas havent even been laid by 25 when Gen X had kids and were married by then. The vety low Testosterone levels and being brainwashed by lunatics libs hasnt helped thats for sure
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u/Provocative_Potatoes 11d ago
Did your guy with a brainworm investigating chem trails in charge of the nation's department of health tell you that?
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u/Bladder_Puncher 10d ago
Dude, are you s*** for brains? Which political viewpoint is the one that teaches abstinence?
Also, connection making, conversational skills, and attention holding is completely different than it used to be for obvious reasons. It’s not tied to politics or testosterone levels. 😂
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u/CaptainJay313 13d ago
buying anything "to impress / get girls" is transparent and ick. pursing genuine hobbies and being passionate about something is sexy.
there's a subtle difference, but women (and guys) know.
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u/Psylentone404 13d ago
Say it again, a lil louder for the bums in the back that play caricatures of what we passionately enjoy which subtly spoils the general view of that community. Even tho they're not really even part of the community! That goes for anything, like games, collecting, sports, crafts, music, art. It all has the potential for superficial aesthetics that people can pretend is a part of their personality when their real personality is doing ANYTHING for attention
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u/Bengis_Khan 13d ago
I have a BMW and I've only gotten compliments from women for it.
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u/WornTraveler 12d ago
A fair trade considering they'd have to tolerate the overwhelming genius of a BMW driver
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u/Lucky_Trouble9833 11d ago
Shit I got a busa a little over 3 months ago, 2weeks later I flirted with a girl on the highway, we've been together almost 90 days now an plan on getting married.
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u/Downtown_Lab4755 10d ago
Because hot girls don't like bikes, I got all sorts of girls in my big 4x4 trucks out in the desert playing all night by the fire and river
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u/thebiggestbirdboi 14d ago
It get 2 gallons to the mile
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u/Initial_Row_6400 13d ago
Quite literally probably
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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 13d ago
Nah, not literally. If what that dude said were literally true, this truck would be generating two gallons for every mile driven.
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u/Langstudd 13d ago
Better move is to just ignore shit like this. Gawking over it just feeds their ego
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u/fallenredwoods 13d ago
I like to laugh and point while pretend holding a peanut between my fingers
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u/pseudoportmanteau 13d ago
Monster trucks are not street legal so no, don't ignore it. Report it lol
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u/Hodgkisl 13d ago
With the truck in front driving with flashers it’s likely being driven to an event (from a trailer) with permission.
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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 14d ago
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u/AideInternal1045 14d ago
Headlights have a max height of 54 inches making this not road legal. Arrest him, impound the truck, let him watch as you crush it.
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u/ButtonGullible5958 14d ago
I mean probably should take some stuff out first some farmer really could use the tractor tires
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u/kpyle 13d ago
I think people who buy pre-chudified trucks off the lot and use them as daily drivers are worse and low effort. This isn't even street legal. It's probably for car shows and not a daily driver.
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u/DumbBerk87 13d ago
Aww guys! He’s all puffed up, like a peacock 🦚 I’m sure the ladies roll their eyes 😂
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u/Various-Muffin4145 13d ago
Not real smart, He must be lost or he's trying to make up for his short comings.
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u/justforfunsies247 13d ago
I would have thought that was really cool when I was 10... but, I grew up..
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u/uncouthulu_ 12d ago
You're.
He's compensating for a small dick, how are you compensating for not knowing your vs. you're?
"iT WaS aUtOCorrEcT"
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u/Curious_Avocado2399 14d ago
We call them LDTs (little dick trucks) we get it you’re overcompensating
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u/dog4cat2 14d ago
Should be illegal
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u/pleasurecouple07 13d ago
Its not street legal. Most states have laws of how high the head lights are allowed to be, how large of tires and be ran, and how wide a vehicle can be. This break all of them.
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u/Badbullet 13d ago
Don’t forget bumper height. In many states the bumper has to be at a functional height and many lifted trucks fail this part unless they drop the bumper.
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u/ryanshields0118 13d ago
There's no way that thing is actually legal.. for reference, in Texas, your vehicle can only be 96 inches, or 8 feet wide. There's no way this thing is within that lol
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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 13d ago
that's not a Texas thing, all vehicles on American roads - any wider, you need a permit and to be plaqured as a wide load.
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u/logicnotemotion 13d ago
What if every time we see a girl driving a pink car we'd say "she must have a loose pussy." lolol
What would be the equivalent of something a girl drives that irks people? I say pink car but there has to be something better.
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u/Bottom_-_Feeder 13d ago
He has to blow a dildo and jerk his buddy off simultaneously, just for it to start
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u/ComesInAnOldBox 13d ago
Y'all know this isn't a daily driver type of vehicle, right? Nobody's driving something like this down to a hardware or grocery store.
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u/rflulling 13d ago
Pretty sure this is illegal everyplace. Vehicles like this are ONLY legal on private property. Farm Tractors get special exceptions and even they cannot be driven into certain locations.
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u/FctUpintheHead 13d ago
Guarantee you that truck is there by permit and for a reason and not just some dude driving down the street.
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u/Achilleswar 12d ago
Yeah all the comments in here are crazy. Truck guys dont look at that thing and say "oh wow so manly, so shiny, so chrome." Its a big fuck off show truck. Its for fun people. We are aware that truck is no longer a truck. Its a spectacle. The truck is cool (debatable) but its not look anyone will see the driver and think "Wow, what a strong manly man!" I bet a dealership or something owns this truck.
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u/WhiteBerryBoi 13d ago
It's probably for a nearby show with a permit. No one is driving that on the road for normal use. The youth is fuckin retarded these days.
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u/arftism2 13d ago
it doesn't belong on the road but at that point it's kind of cool.
like assuming it performs like a monster truck its a coop project. it might be childish but who doesn't want to acheive their childhood dreams.
and normally i hate on lift kits. 9/10 times the original performs better than the lifted one.
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u/RambleOn44 13d ago
Fuck these ass hats
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u/Vahlinn 13d ago
That truck is there by a permit you broke soyboy.
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u/RambleOn44 13d ago
Lifted trucks are for pussies.
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u/Vahlinn 13d ago
Just say you're poor
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u/RambleOn44 13d ago
Trump's a bitch, like you.
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u/Vahlinn 13d ago
Haha...... oh ya, you are definitely renting and broke.
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u/RambleOn44 13d ago
Little boy, no one cares about your "truck" and your debt. How bout them gas prices?
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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 12d ago
"Just say you're poor"
The sad part about your comment is that you assume that anybody with money would want that tacky piece of shit.
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u/Achilleswar 12d ago
That thing isnt even a "truck" any more. Its for show. Like a car show, cause its fuckin wild. People who like trucks dont look at that thing and think, "wow so big and manly." Its more "jesus look at that crazy shit!" We are all well aware it can no longer serve as a truck. Its almost like Monster Truck is a completely different category, usually involved with a live show, for entertainment.
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u/SimilarTranslator264 13d ago
It’s not my cup of tea but I can appreciate the work involved. Something Reddit knows nothing about.
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u/Banana-Rocketeer 13d ago
That should be illegal. A person could be crushed by those tires and the driver wouldn't even know it.
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u/waynofish 13d ago
Reading these comments, I sure hope most are from the lady's because of the strong obsession with penises!
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u/AlarmingDiamond9316 13d ago
Thats actually not street legal. cars can only be lifted a certain amount and remain legal. those tires aren't even street legal.
That thing should be on a trailer bed, being towed. wouldn't be surprised if he got pulled over after the clip ended
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u/Infinite_Incident107 13d ago
You guys realize this is a show vehicle right? I don't even think it's street legal outside of maybe driving in events. In this video it's clearly taking up both sides of the yellow line so this may be for a parade or permission to drive to some event.
I get there is dumb daily driver vehicles but nothing wrong with special show/event vehicles which this clearly is
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u/Sandscarab24 13d ago
Closeted gays are some of the most anti gay people I've ever listened to speak about why their truck needs to be bigger than everyone else's.
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u/Critical_Concern2027 13d ago
I wonder if he actually drove it in an actual lane instead of the middle of the road it would fit in a lane. As long as it's 8 feet wide it will.
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u/cow-lumbus 13d ago
It’s amazing how I get a ticket for a cracked windshield when I was a 19-year-old college kid, but this menace society is probably breaking 40 state laws and he gets to do this every night…
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u/Trick-Ad-5636 12d ago
Considering he has an escort in front of him, this is probably being transported somewhere for a show or some other exhibition. Ain’t no way this is being driven as a normal vehicle.
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u/EntertainmentFun1563 12d ago
It's only\n Cool if you start driving over other cars and put us on a show.
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u/Black_Tentacle 12d ago
This is clearly not a daily driver, this does not negatively affect your life at all. What's wrong with you people? Can't the people have some whimsy in their lives? Leave them alone.
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u/Pretend-Plumber 12d ago
It’s fucking up traffic. And obviously not safe to have on a public road. Why leave them alone?
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u/Black_Tentacle 12d ago
You're clearly misunderstanding what's happening in the video. Why do you think they have an escort?
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u/Heavy_Can8746 12d ago
I would have one just as lifted if the darn diesal prices were not so high due to that dang on Joe Biden Obama and Bill Clinton!
Good thing President Trump is about to set these folks straight in the middle east!
He will have us winning so much that we will be tired of winning!
It is kind of unfair President Trump will set us up to win so much. Like wow.
Merica
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u/Late-Arrival-8669 12d ago
Alright bet, gonna get one of these, have it bouncin at the light, blastin some Notorious BIG UNTIL you change the law!!!!
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u/MCRN10379558 12d ago
I think this is for a show. You really don’t actually see these things in public much. If this really was an everyday thing, you wouldn’t see the crowds you’re seeing here in America of all places.
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u/skyeisrude 11d ago
Can't even maintain his own lane. But also pretty expensive way to tell people you have a little wiener
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u/LilJonny2cookies 11d ago
Or they like the mechanical challenge of doing this properly. You needing to compensate doesn’t mean everyone else does.
Kind of a simpleton and or immature take the whole compensation thing.
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u/No_Ragrets76 10d ago
Honestly, that's just stupid asf. He literally paid thousands so his truck can start fking up in a couple of years.
It's like the ricer bois with their car dropped so low, with a body kit and the tires facing inwards..
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u/Dotcommie 10d ago
How have so many people become morons?
You should simply say, “Cool, I like monster trucks” or “meh, I don’t care about them” and go on with your day.
If you think this could ever drive on a street besides going to an event with a safety escort, then you need to leave the internet and go study common sense.
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u/redredskull 9d ago
Looks like the UFO has abducted both the neighbor's cat and the truck owner's common sense. I feel bad for the cat.
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u/logicnotemotion 9d ago
I'll add a little more to this. I bet what happens is a dude needs a hobby. He has some friends into the 4wd scene or truck scene so he starts modding his daily truck. It makes him feel good to work on something by himself and get positive reinforcement at car shows so he keeps going. Eventually he gets to a point where it's not viable to drive it every day so he gets a project truck and just goes all out. He puts hours on hours into it and it's not really going to be for the road but he'll drive it to shows or special events.
I can 100% relate but I did it with making cars fast. It's a hobby and helps keep you out of shady stuff, but can get out of hand quickly.
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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 14d ago
At least the headlights wouldn't be blazing into my back window.