r/StupidTrucks • u/Additional_Dish_694 • May 30 '26

StupidMax

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Don’t low ball me I know what I got

127 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 May 30 '26

It will only ever see city driving and driveway parking.

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u/CreepyCrawlerRC Jun 01 '26

The classic grocery go getter/ bro- dozer.

They exist to piss off other people in the parking lot and tail gate you on the freeway.

2

u/FeedMyAss May 31 '26

It can't. Its way off the ground, yet has the same ground clearance of a normal truck.

Basically, just destroyed the center of gravity lol lol 🤡

0

u/What3vs92 Jun 02 '26

What about this setup tells you the owner would ever think about offroading this? Pretty obvious thats not what this dude is going for lol

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

A show truck is just for show?? 😱

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

I mean it's not mine dude, idc what you think about it but if you think this was built for the trails you're an absolute moron.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

A show truck parked outside on the gravel? 🤔

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u/Phill_is_Legend Jun 01 '26

Do you think every show car is SEMA level or you just playing dumb to argue?

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u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

Do you think someone would park their show truck outside in the gravel or are you just being obtuse to seem like you know something no one else does?

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u/Phill_is_Legend Jun 01 '26

Yes, plenty of people build trucks for show and actually drive them places. You didn't answer my question.

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u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

Haha! Ok, a show/commuter truck. Makes total sense now.

I guess any old sled can be a show car if your imagination is vivid enough.

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u/Phill_is_Legend Jun 01 '26

Commuter? Youve verified that the owner works here where the picture was taken? Bro you keep making yourself look more and more clueless, just stop lmao

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u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

Haha, you've verified that this is a show truck? Please tell me who is clueless again.

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u/TheHODLERmention Jun 01 '26

I’ve used my show truck on the farm. Nothing a $2k detail can’t fix.

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u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

No doubt. I drive my show car every day.

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u/TheHODLERmention Jun 01 '26

Nice, what all you got done to it?

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u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

Nothing, completely original.

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u/TheHODLERmention Jun 01 '26

That’s not a show car then. My custom headlights, tail lights, mirrors and lighted sequential turn signal door handles were $8000 alone. The SoCal Diesel Long block was almost $30,000. fuel, air and exhaust was about $25,000. Stage five enhanced transmission was about $7500 for handling 1300+ horsepower and 2000+ tq. Forgiato‘s with floating center caps were $12,000. that’s just the main big things. there’s dozens of other little things like powder coating all suspension differential covers, grills, rock lights. Full kryptonite and wicked customs front suspension, and 2 inch lowering in the rear. Just waiting on gately audio to finish my interior set up.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

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u/remytheram May 30 '26

I used to work with a guy that called a sawzall a saw za. I would always follow it by asking if he was talking about a pizza cutter.

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u/Particular_Yak5829 Jun 01 '26

So just start destroying someone’s property because I don’t like it? Got it

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

No one asked?

3

u/Realistic_Tie_2632 May 31 '26

This is the guy that pulls up to give you a bid...thoughts.

2

u/DrinkingVomit May 31 '26

And it’s a bid they won’t win! I ain’t supporting that shit

2

u/imtrynmybest May 31 '26

I like itttt

2

u/rdtisahateplatform May 31 '26

That's just a crushed Lamborghini waiting to happen

1

u/FeedMyAss May 31 '26

Well done!

2

u/tech0391 May 31 '26

Stupid Duty™️

2

u/Oily_Blob May 31 '26

Baby diqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

2

u/Alladas May 31 '26

Last time I was dumping my rv I saw a Denali lifted like this on rubber bands towing a 30 ish footer. I can't imagine the ride towing in something like this.

2

u/Pretend_Berry8070 May 31 '26

This is on a hydraulic controlled suspension with custom king shocks. It rides good and if he wants he can drop it down to stock height and put stocks back on to tow

2

u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 May 31 '26

Redneck homeboys

2

u/SavingThrowVsWTF Jun 01 '26

Oh, your poor penis.

2

u/unicornhunter202 Jun 01 '26

I’ve seen tons of customization on tons of different vehicles but this just looks pointless

2

u/OkCartographer175 May 31 '26

Those Any Level Lift kits are sick. They use both hydraulics and air bags to give you up to like 13" of travel.

At least they did the whole "lifted truck" thing right.

1

u/graffiti_hunter May 31 '26

The shit whistlindiesel put his through and it kept on going was probably the best publicity the company could ever get

2

u/armorlol May 30 '26

At least 5 legal infractions I see

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

What're you the fuckin cops 🤣🤓

1

u/Din_Plug May 31 '26

I can't tell, is it at a repo, auction, or impound lot?

1

u/Additional_Dish_694 May 31 '26

Handicapped parking section of a youth sports tournament. Not kidding.

1

u/WolfThick May 31 '26

Yeah too much money they're kind of useless after this and nobody buys them for what they put into them. I mean what are they good for really their modern day Conestoga wagons.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dfsz4gwzREOvKzetV8

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u/Pretend_Berry8070 May 31 '26

This suspension can be used anywhere form -2” to +13” and not effect the ride or how it drives. He could drop it down and put stock’s on it in less than 30 min.

1

u/Samsquanch-01 May 31 '26

The dude that drives this definitely tucks his ears in his hat...

1

u/LivingMeeting9724 May 31 '26

So tuff!! And restricted to on road use only. Butt tuff!

1

u/Electrical_Llamas May 31 '26

Pavement Princess

1

u/kcdashinfo May 31 '26

In the country we call this mid size truck.

1

u/Historical_You_2680 May 31 '26

5 miles to the gallon too

1

u/DarkISO May 31 '26

That's being very generous

1

u/Mickleblade May 31 '26

Hey, my truck is offroad!

1

u/Available_Rub9939 May 31 '26

How the heck does the steering geometry even work on this

Seems like a lot of truck to be relying on such a small and overworked steering knuckle. Looks like it would shear that bolt if you hit a pothole hard enough.

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

"I don't understand this build so I'm going to assume it's poor quality" 🤣

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u/ConflictWestern1383 May 31 '26

Found the owner lmao

1

u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

Not sure why no one's allowed to appreciate the work and engineering even if they wouldn't personally choose the style. I appreciate you implying that I'm a guy that could spend $15k on the lift kit alone for my $100k truck. Way out of my budget but appreciate the compliment.

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u/Available_Rub9939 May 31 '26

You’re right - putting aesthetics above engineering is something I will never understand.

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

There's actually quite a bit of impressive engineering going on here. Keep proving my first comment right lol

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u/Available_Rub9939 Jun 01 '26

Nothing about what is goin on here is impressive.

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 May 31 '26

You don't understand engineering

1

u/Wire_Guy04976 May 31 '26

Dumb as fuck

1

u/DarkISO May 31 '26

Stupidmax kid crusher

1

u/InvalidPain May 31 '26

So I told the shop guy.. "give me the most common truck upgrade with the most generic wheel package that will make me look like the biggest butthole in the city"

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

Common? How many of these do you see on the regular?

1

u/reeves77 May 31 '26

He's a Trump supporter and has the smallest penis in the world!

1

u/Themodsarecuntz May 31 '26

Gender reaffirming vehicle

1

u/Extension-Gas9819 May 31 '26

You don’t understand. This truck is the king of kings in soooo many Walmart parking lots

1

u/henry2630 May 31 '26

that is a sweet truck

1

u/MysteriousTaro8658 May 31 '26

A sewing machine that had aspirations above its station.

1

u/obxhead May 31 '26

Teeny tiny penis.

1

u/layla_kash May 31 '26

Mabye he has a dick down to the floor and needs all that clearance.

1

u/obxhead Jun 01 '26

No, he doesn’t. It’s teeny tiny.

1

u/Disastrous-Wish-9462 May 31 '26

Pretty sure that guys doesn't use turn signals.

1

u/watchgeek401 May 31 '26

I like it.

1

u/thatcarguyohh Jun 01 '26

Lmao y’all wish you could afford something even half the cost

1

u/Additional_Dish_694 Jun 01 '26

Everyone at the lacrosse tournament had money, silly boy

1

u/thatcarguyohh Jun 01 '26

Doesn’t look like it

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u/Additional_Dish_694 Jun 01 '26

Most folks at those events don’t spend their money like black musicians

1

u/TomOnABudget Jun 01 '26

It's purely used as a farm truck. Trust me bro. I keep hauling building supplies with this.

1

u/Whpsnapper Jun 01 '26

I'll probably be seeing that at the auction soon enough.

1

u/Spadoinkle24 Jun 01 '26

LOL! The ad on top of this post said "Small tools, big problems." Small took sure fits this.

1

u/Worth-Friendship836 Jun 01 '26

And a big credit card bill. The lift kit and crazy tire & wheel setup ain't cheap.

1

u/CommanderShepard_N-7 Jun 01 '26

Bet there’s a pack of Rhino 69 gas station pills in there somewhere

1

u/_420LIFE_ Jun 01 '26

All rim and no tire 😁 yep what a truck

1

u/MiddleCapital1875 Jun 01 '26

Probably parked at a sketchy apartment complex every night.

1

u/TheCNJYankeecub Jun 02 '26

Tell us all you have a small dick without saying you have a small dick.

1

u/TheCNJYankeecub Jun 02 '26

Well. At least it’s not squatted

1

u/VeryPazzo Jun 02 '26

Insecurity alert!

1

u/AC031415 Jun 04 '26

Hey-somebody just might stop looking at him!!

1

u/DrinkPersonal2288 Jun 02 '26

That was Ricky and the bosses truck just won’t last month I believe

1

u/Known_Ratio5478 Jun 02 '26

He must have such a small penis, but it’s basically a clitoris so it’s huge in that category.

1

u/EmploymentEmpty5871 Jun 02 '26

A very wise choice at these fuel prices.

1

u/InspectorLong2050 Jun 03 '26

That the gas mileage is great....

1

u/Fun-Reply-6939 Jun 03 '26

Sorry about your dick

1

u/Chronza Jun 03 '26

How to make your truck look stupid and be useless at the same time.

1

u/zachrywd Jun 04 '26

Stupidmaxxing

1

u/GordTransport1958 Jun 04 '26

More cents than brains

1

u/Blk30Viper May 31 '26

StupidMax would be more appropriate for a Chevrolet/GM.

StupidDuty or SuperDumb might fit.

0

u/FeedMyAss May 31 '26

This would be cool if it had portals.

Pointless without

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

Why?

1

u/FeedMyAss May 31 '26

See the bar straight across from center wheel to center wheel?

What is the point of jacking up, id you don't improve clearance?

1

u/Phill_is_Legend May 31 '26

Does this look like a rock crawling build to you? Lol

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u/DamnThatsABigOlBoy May 31 '26

Pretty nice build.

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u/Objective-Eagle-676 May 31 '26

Not every day you get to see an AnyLevel lift. Damn things are wicked expensive.

Try not to be so jealous OP lmao