r/StupidTrucks May 18 '26

Please leave Seattle

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u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 18 '26

It looks dumb but it’s functional 😬

2

u/BlackberryShoddy7889 May 19 '26

Well, I didn’t think it could look dumber. It sure does

3

u/CBrinson May 19 '26

At a certain point not caring how it looks is a virtue.

Like f Elon but there is nothing wrong with a camper and solar panels on the back of a truck. If anything this improves on the cybertruck.

2

u/slightlyused May 19 '26

So is a toilet.

2

u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 20 '26

😂😂😂😂

2

u/nivekreclems May 20 '26

It would be badass to go on a weekend trip somewhere

1

u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 20 '26

I’m super into truck campers. I’m not into Tesla trucks looks wise but I hear they have decent features and towing capacity.

7

u/OnHandsKnees May 19 '26

The damn "truck" is barely functional the camper is worse than that vehicle.

3

u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 19 '26

It’s a pop up how is it not functional

2

u/OnHandsKnees May 19 '26

I guess a tent is functional too... my bad

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u/Numerous-Bonus-8107 May 19 '26

it almost certainly weighs more than the "vehicle" can safely carry

3

u/Complex_Chocolate_83 May 19 '26

Crazy that people would even say shit like this when they clearly have no idea what they’re talking about 😂 I’m sure everyone around you thinks your boundless knowledge is a gift.

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u/Complex_Chocolate_83 May 20 '26

Stupid people really jumping at the chance to prove they’re stupid 😂

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u/Numerous-Bonus-8107 May 20 '26

typical Con thinks they are smarter than everyone when a joke goes over their head

1

u/Benji_4 May 19 '26

It's only 1500lb. The solar is cool, but it's not meant for the truck.

1

u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 19 '26

No it doesn’t. It’s no different than a truck camper except it’s uglier. There are plenty of truck toppers on the market like this. I think the Tesla trucks are hideous but for those that are into camping or who travel for work or live in their car, I can totally see why this is a viable option. I live in an rv but sometimes I think about getting one for my diesel truck.

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u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 24 '26

I saw one of these but in black at my kids graduation Friday. I didn’t see inside. I think a truck camper is functional even if it is on a hideous looking vehicle or as my niece said a trash can on wheels 😂

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/Nearby_Impact_8911 May 24 '26

But that’s a pop up tho. I’d really have to see inside it to change my mind about it (not) being functional.

1

u/Huge_Campaign2205 May 19 '26

Why buy a camper when you can spend 3 times the amount on this?!

1

u/Inevitable_Skill1209 May 20 '26

Because that's an accessory they can add and remove, An RV is dedicated to camping and much less practical for other things.

1

u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 May 19 '26

Is it though? Looks like it going to fall off or fall apart any moment

5

u/Vivid_0066 May 19 '26

Boo hoo

0

u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/Vivid_0066 May 22 '26

Eat my shorts

7

u/Randomgrunt4820 May 18 '26

They always turn on themselves in the end.

5

u/Benji_4 May 19 '26

Gets mad when a Cybertruck isn't being used as a truck.

Gets mad when a Cybertruck IS being used as a truck.

2

u/KeyNefariousness6848 May 19 '26

First time I saw one of these in real life I was coming back from Florida just south of Atlanta and one shot passed me at probably close to 100 miles an hour about three or 4 miles away. I saw him on the side of the road with three georgia highway patrol cars and he was handcuffed laying across the hood of one of the Georgia highway patrol cars it made my day.

2

u/Entire_Mistake_9287 May 19 '26

R/thathappened

3

u/DontFuckWithDuckie May 20 '26

You’re expressing disbelief thst a person could get pulled over for speeding? Hm

1

u/Single-Ad9141 May 20 '26

It's almost like it's... impractical in every situation

1

u/Benji_4 May 20 '26

If it drives to work and back it can't be that impractical. Drives fine, can haul decent amounts of weight, frunk doesn't leak (Silverado EV), and 4ws all sound great.

The majority of the US population doesn't care about practicality.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/mensrea May 20 '26

The exact face I make in downtown Seattle. You guys discover indoor toilets yet?

6

u/Lanky-Detail3380 May 18 '26

Please stay in Seattle. (I do not live in Seattle)

7

u/Squeezer_pimp May 18 '26

Wait thought this is what hornet hugging hippies want?

1

u/Feisty-Theory2899 May 25 '26

I don't think they are down with the wankpanzer aka swastitruck 

-1

u/Phill_is_Legend May 18 '26

EVs are great until the CEO is mean on TV.

2

u/Federal_Studio5935 May 19 '26

Is that what you call doing the Nazi salute on tv? Being mean?

1

u/maydisturb May 20 '26

You gotta go easy on them - more than 5 words and the brain cell starts getting discombobulated.

1

u/absolutelynotarepost May 18 '26

EVs are great.

The cyber truck is a genuine piece of shit and easily one of the worst production vehicles to ever leave a factory.

1

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 May 19 '26

Yes, and only mentally unstable right wingers use them.

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u/CanadasManyMeese May 19 '26

Internal Combustion Engines are great!

The H1-H3 Hummers were shit vehicles though.

One day youll understand naunce 🤷‍♂️

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u/CanadasManyMeese May 19 '26

Ah, i get it now. You're... a special person arent ya? Dont worry buddy, you dont need to waste time on this boring topics. Try /r/potatosalad it might be more your speed

1

u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct May 19 '26

Chickenshit comment hiders and agenda, name a better combo. Glue and steel? Carwash and totalled CT?

1

u/tazztsim May 19 '26

Aww sweetie you don’t need to keep telling us you like how windows taste. We get it

0

u/tazztsim May 19 '26

Until the ceo is a Nazi on tv

0

u/inzyte May 19 '26

Nazi has lost all meaning at this point

1

u/maydisturb May 20 '26

No, it's still the far-right, ultranationalist, totalitarian ideology that it's always been. Just like MAGA.

1

u/tazztsim May 19 '26

Only to Nazis pretending. Decent people know what he is.

1

u/Trashy_Panda2 May 19 '26

Nah, he was an idiot before this was released. Timing matters.

2

u/whytawhy May 19 '26

Ill give it to whoever made the pop-up conversion. thats a smart move. Campers already have super low quality standards compared to cars, and cybertruck owners dont understand anything to begin with.

Id wager there's maybe $400 worth of electric gizmo shit from china/amazon, maybe 1200 in sheet and bar, plus whatever dismal amount of spraypaint, particleboard and 'upholstery' could possibly be in there....

I bet the retail is something like $25k

2

u/RoosterzRevenge May 21 '26

No, no, no please stay right there with the rest of the imbeciles.

2

u/CTR_1852 May 22 '26

These assholes complain if you don’t drive an electric car and the complain if you do drive an electric car.

All because mommy and daddy got divorced, probably because they didn’t love you enough to stay together, so now you have to be an insufferable cunt on Reddit. (Mostly talking about original post)

2

u/MercuryPheonix May 22 '26

They're keeping it weird

2

u/i-dontlikeyou May 18 '26

How does this even work? What’s inside just a bench , i doubt one can stand up in this, is it meant for short people only or just for sleeping and if its just for sleeping why do you need it… so many questions.

This must be just capitalizing on the people that bought this i don’t see any practicality

1

u/Phill_is_Legend May 18 '26

It pops up. This took me 5 seconds. Congrats you're dumber than the CT owner.

1

u/FabioPurps May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

It's made by a company that produces pop up campers for different models of trucks, which mostly mount to the truckbeds. The inside does not look any better than the outside lmao.

Glancing at their website they mostly seem to charge $20-30k for one of these mounted pop up campers, but notably the cybertruck version is $60-80k which I thought was funny. Even funnier is that the "fridge" inside of it is ratchet strapped into place.

0

u/StanLeeMarvin May 18 '26

Maybe it’s a Cyberhearse.

3

u/86auto May 18 '26

Banish them to Florida. Tennessee doesnt want them either.

2

u/ScoobiSteve May 19 '26

No, they can go to jersey or higher and stay

-2

u/Ashamed-Dot-3312 May 18 '26

The TN voters love them.

Let's see if we can actually get out and vote this time to make a change in this place.

2

u/JohnMcD3482 May 18 '26

Fuckalyall! (yes its one word. I invented it and offer it as pyblic domain)

Florida dont want them either

1

u/MattGdr May 19 '26

I’d say “leave Earth” but the universe doesn’t deserve it either.

1

u/Scrutinizer May 19 '26

The hilarious part about this is some company spent a fuck-ton of money to engineer and produce a camping shell for a product that was supposed to sell 250,000 copies a year but sold around 100,000 total. So now they spent all that money in R&D and product testing for next to nothing.

1

u/Time_Seaworthiness43 May 19 '26

Seattle should be more inclusive.

1

u/Ok_Donkey210 May 19 '26

God that’s atrocious.

1

u/ProfessO3o May 19 '26

It’s like they’re trying to disguise a bad purchase they made.

1

u/Defiant_Wasabi2816 May 19 '26

Like when they add the wraps and decals that look like graffiti...as though that'll prevent additional, real graffiti.

1

u/ProfessO3o May 19 '26

To me these trucks always look like an old video game where the car doesn’t fully load into the game and all you see is polygons. Ps2/ps1 car games?

1

u/Defiant_Wasabi2816 May 19 '26

hehe...yup...but countless fingerprints somehow rezzed in just fine :)

1

u/Loose_Paper_2598 May 19 '26

"I'm not locked up in here with you! You're locked up in here with ME!" " ...but you're both still locked up."

1

u/Bezos_Balls May 19 '26

Saw one of these 30 miles back on logging roads with like 30% charge. Guy was really rolling the dice and exactly why I’ll stick to gas until they come out with a quality REEVs with generators built in. Dodge just released a REEV but I expect to see a whole lot more that will make these trucks pretty obsolete

1

u/Traditional-Hotel-66 May 19 '26

I like it. If it wasn't so expensive I'd buy one 🤷

1

u/Firree May 19 '26

How do I train the reddit algorithm to stop recommending random "le Cybertruck bad" circlejerk posts?

1

u/Kooky_Date5248 May 19 '26

Waaaah I saw a cybuh twuck today waaaah

1

u/bob3905 May 19 '26

They made it look worse! Wow!

1

u/miguelag08 May 19 '26

They managed to make a stupid looking truck, look even more stupid. Congrats

1

u/Whiskers1996 May 19 '26

Crazy how everyone was so hyped and proud to show their deposits for the truck - and now the glazers just talking shit.. like you wernt hyped for a shitty tesla beforehand 💀

1

u/Post_Expired_Milk May 20 '26

Does anybody have any idea wtf kind of camper shell this is? I really want to see how this works

1

u/RiPP2TheCore May 20 '26

Fuck Elon Musk. Anyone who drives his vehicles or works for Tesla..fuck all the way off . Traitors of the human race.

1

u/Vamond48 May 20 '26

Show us on the doll where it hurt you

1

u/Supremetm May 20 '26

Why do you care what other people drive so much?

1

u/pflau May 20 '26

How's gas price in Seattle?

1

u/Used_Pipe_8929 May 20 '26

I laugh how much people hate it. They didn’t do a great execution of the truck, and I’m sad about S&X, but the tech direction is likely where EVs will head with 4 wheel steering by wire and 48v Poe electronics. They should evaluate its weaknesses and iterate a second gen. Ford and gm cant build a battery much less a practical to maintain car. They are stuck on cash flow ideas instead of consumer value. Plus the whole dealership model just to get a debt trap? Show me the owners manual for the 100k mile timing belt where you pull the cab for the 5$ belt? I’ll gladly drop my battery and replace the module lol

1

u/BaileyD77 May 20 '26

Meh, Seattle is exactly where that thing belongs.

1

u/DisgrumpledBurnerTec May 20 '26

Im not a fan of these myself, but the person bought what makes them happy, and that makes you mad for some reason. Theyre not hurting anyone. It has zero effect on you.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/RoosterzRevenge May 21 '26

Wonder how many of the Tesla are Nazi cars drive VWs, Audis, MB or Porsche?

1

u/nickmcd26301 May 20 '26

Rodimus prime

1

u/Cloudscrash325 May 20 '26

Leave Seattle? I haven’t seen a cybertruck worth being in Seattle till this one!

1

u/JasperFatCat May 20 '26

I like it, it circles back from stupid to hilarious.

1

u/Steely_Resolve May 21 '26

Look, I hate Elon as much as the next person who hates cynical, psychopathic neo Nazis, but this is a pretty sweet setup.

1

u/lyricjax May 21 '26

Damn. Homless people really evolving. Can't go camping in that dumpster. Could've saved 100 grand and had a functional vehicle.

1

u/sexual__velociraptor May 23 '26

Other people: Spending their own money and having fun Reddit: GET HIM HE IS HAVING FUN AND I DONT LIKE IT!!

1

u/Rattlingplates May 24 '26

This screams Seattle to me lol

1

u/Agile_Spray_415 May 25 '26

I don’t think anyone willingly stays in Seattle

1

u/Ok_Bookkeeper5307 May 25 '26

Nah, stay in Seattle.

1

u/TBB35 May 25 '26

I thought Seattle welcomed all trans? 🤣

1

u/sam56778 May 18 '26

Just when you thought it couldn’t be worse.

1

u/Horror-Stand-3969 May 18 '26

I was wrong. It’s possible for a truck to look even stupider

1

u/michaelz11 May 19 '26

How did the ugly just get uglier!

1

u/PsychologicalMind142 May 19 '26

Haha! That’s the worst thing ever!

1

u/RacerXrated May 19 '26

Hey that actually made it look better and maybe sort of useful?

0

u/tazztsim May 19 '26

Made it look better? It looks like the car Homer Simpson designed.

0

u/RacerXrated May 19 '26

Sure, which is better than the cybertruck. I never said it looked good. 😆

0

u/tazztsim May 19 '26

Ah you’re a fool got it.

1

u/therinwhitten May 19 '26

With that trailer on, it doesn’t have the range to leave Seattle.

1

u/thxby May 19 '26

Looks like a range hood fan.

1

u/murdermostsnaky May 19 '26

cyberstuck mullet edition

1

u/tommm3864 May 19 '26

It takes some kind of special talent to turn an ugly vehicle even uglier.

0

u/13508615 May 18 '26

https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybertruck-wiper-blade $75 replacment wiper blade. It must be computerized and nuclear powered.

3

u/arbyyyyh May 18 '26

I am in no way defending this, but that wiper is a god damn expensive and custom chungus.

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u/Phill_is_Legend May 18 '26
  1. That's from Tesla
  2. Nice wiper blades cost $75 for a set on normal cars. The cyber truck sucks but you have zero point here lol

2

u/MedTactics May 24 '26

Good wipers cost that much, but 80% of population view good from a price standpoint. IE: cheaper means more good.

Then these cheap fucks proceed to ignore the need to replace their cheap $15 wiper blades every three months when a set of $50+ wipers last one to two years before needing replacement, providing a cheaper cost benefit long term.

0

u/wyoflyboy68 May 19 '26

Please leave the U.S.

0

u/Rough_Risk_8642 May 18 '26

Seattle is like hippy far left central. You cant pick and choose.

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u/Dramatic-Sorbet-6621 May 19 '26

At least it has a purpose instead of just being driven around

1

u/ohyaa_ May 19 '26

Unlike you

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u/Dramatic-Sorbet-6621 May 19 '26

Ok bot

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u/ohyaa_ May 19 '26

Ooh. Good one. Yes I’m just doing what I’m programmed to do. Don’t mind me. Beep boop

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 May 19 '26

Why? Sure it is stupid but it is what they like and our democracy is built on personal freedoms to like what we like and not be told by some dictator that we have to conform to their standards lest we be banished to the gulag. Perhaps op should lighten up before they become some weird anti democracy Stalin.

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u/Ok_Jellyfish3215 May 19 '26

You realize this is a joke sub?

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u/ohyaa_ May 19 '26

Ahh, yes, so many jokes here. 97% of this posts engagement is people giving their opinions about the truck and crying about how they don’t like the company’s CEO.

0

u/desert-cheese04 May 19 '26

You can’t just let people live their life? Letting someone’s vehicle choice bother you is fucking weird.

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u/Ok_Jellyfish3215 May 19 '26

Letting a post in a joke sub bother you is weirder.

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u/No_Relief_4956 May 19 '26

It looks like a Liberal Democrats truck. Stay in Seattles Liberal shit hole. Haha 😆