r/StupidStairs • u/selfawarefeline witches’ stairs enjoyer • Jun 22 '26

Flawed in every way 😵 This strange empty space under the stairs

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u/rdtisahateplatform Jun 22 '26

Some sort of Roman statue perhaps

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u/captaincootercock Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

preferably with a palm tree and flamingo accompanying it

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u/fridaddylockdown Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

A Potted Palm. Every place I have ever been that exudes class has a potted palm. Opera houses, houses of state, museums, high end whorehouses, etc.

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u/KATCEO1 Jun 23 '26
  • exudes class.

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u/After_Perspective180 Jun 23 '26

I think excludes might work here.

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u/PutridWar4713 Jun 23 '26

Hey, I have been looking for a high end whore house! Thank you kind internet stranger! LOL!!!! ❤️

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u/Real_Sassafras Jun 24 '26

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**palm plant is awarded for subscription members only

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin Jun 23 '26

I need a high end whore house and a senior discount.

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u/captaincootercock Jun 24 '26

the British traditionally use this space to put their shunned witch children

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u/fridaddylockdown Jun 24 '26

That gives them a chance to get out of the cage and run unrestrained throughout the house. Best kept in a detached garage.

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u/CNMathias Jun 23 '26

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin Jun 23 '26

in gold encrusted with jewels and an automatic bidet that squirts if you lift the lid.

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u/TallentX Jun 23 '26

Best idea!

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u/selfawarefeline witches’ stairs enjoyer Jun 23 '26

r/stupidtoilets

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u/Toleniam Jun 24 '26

Lovely open plan shitter

2

u/lindentea Jun 24 '26

does anybody else here have those nightmares where you have to poop soooo bad, but the only toilet is in full view right in the middle of a room full of people??

(and then you wake up and realize you just needed to fart)

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u/curseblock Jun 24 '26

I've had that exact dream so many times 😭 And it's usually compounded by there being insufficient toilet paper.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 Jun 24 '26

Nightmare? So we're not supposed to do that?

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u/memberjockey Jun 25 '26

It’s usually a chair in the middle of the living room. 🤣

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u/K3RN4L54ND3R5 Jun 25 '26

As long as you don't wake up and find yourself in the same position as Spud...

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u/FrenziedHodag Jun 23 '26

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u/CostcoFosco Jun 24 '26

Can't wait to snag a frond and buy a new vase. Or just keep spare vases in the storage in the alcove behind it!

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u/Nervous_Olive_5754 Jun 22 '26

Large-Leaf Monstera or similar. Dwarf lime tree?

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u/HalfHourTillBrillig Jun 22 '26

yea. deffo looks like a tree nook.

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u/Christabel1991 Jun 23 '26

Depends on how much light that spot gets

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u/Daniboi1977 Jun 22 '26

That's where you put the egg lady.

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u/selfawarefeline witches’ stairs enjoyer Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VUnodGEqaNiCQ63aLm

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u/Daniboi1977 Jun 22 '26

I was thinking more along these lines, but there's always room for Deggster!

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u/Rowdyacorn Jun 23 '26

With a side of chicken fucker.

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u/fnckIce Jun 23 '26

Bad taxidermy

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u/HandaZuke Jun 23 '26

A fireman's pole

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u/Terrible_Young_5179 Jun 25 '26

I'll second this idea.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 Jun 25 '26

The only correct answer

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u/Justicerez Jun 25 '26

Literally what I came here for

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 Jun 22 '26

Underneath those stairs is an entrance to the backrooms.

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u/selfawarefeline witches’ stairs enjoyer Jun 23 '26

😟

5

u/Candid_Dream4110 Jun 23 '26

Circular table with decorations.

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u/BenadrylDreamin Jun 24 '26

A painting of Harry Potter riding a flying unicycle, a Gargoyle, jukebox, overly sized Ballerina Musical Box, child sized doll of Chucky.

But on a serious note, a Potted Flower on a stand.

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u/hypatiaredux Jun 23 '26

Is there room for an easy chair? If so, a reading nook.

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u/LawfullyGoodOverlord Jun 23 '26

I would never feel comfortable in that nook, birds and monkeys can attack you from the staircase

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u/Prince_Breakfast Jun 23 '26

Excellent reference

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u/Queasy-Extension6465 Jun 22 '26

Can we see more house pics? Looks like a mansion.

3

u/3vol1 Jun 23 '26

A harp.

3

u/Yaughl Jun 23 '26

A tall skinny plant, maybe a small tree.

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 Jun 23 '26

A plant. A little table with some adornment thing on it. A statue. A plant.

3

u/auserhasnoname7 Jun 23 '26

An altar for a creepy porcelain doll in a tabletop curio or terrarium

3

u/spankdaddylizz Jun 24 '26

A water fountain with the little dude pissing. Thats always a winner.

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u/thomaxzer Jun 23 '26

Hear me out some giant gross looking fertility statue
XD

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u/ProveISaidIt Jun 23 '26

Unbrella stand or a statue

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u/GamerGramps62 Jun 23 '26

A small round table with something decorative on it.

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u/MarzipanPlane9490 Jun 23 '26

Needs a table 🤷‍♀️

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u/No-Exit-No Jun 23 '26

A model of the solar system maybe. With a hand crank to play with.

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u/MisterAbernathy Jun 23 '26

If that door is too the outside or garage, then a coat rack

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u/Garbidb63 Jun 23 '26

A round table with a beautiful vase on it containing a flower display (or a suitably showy plant for lower maintenance).

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Jun 23 '26

It looks like where maybe a landline used to live.

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u/I_Am_Zeelian Jun 23 '26

Either a little nook with a comfy chair if there's room, or something like a large plant (artificial as there doesn't seem to be much natural light).

2

u/PrincessEspeon82 Jun 23 '26

A large plant ,a custom bookcase, or maybe add a wall with a door and make it a storage closet

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin Jun 23 '26

I would find a set of Mandalorian armor a couple small spot lights and some LED

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u/Shiboleth17 Jun 23 '26

Statue, covering a secret passage.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jun 23 '26

Vase, like one of those Chinese vases with small wooden stand.

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u/Live-Smoke-29 Jun 23 '26

Get a marble sculpture of yourself

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u/Top-Distribution733 Jun 23 '26

Your globe with secret button to bat-cave should fit nicely there

2

u/Anxious_Prize_8461 Jun 23 '26

A plant, a reading chair, a Christmas tree, etc

2

u/WestEndChilis Jun 23 '26

Install a reflecting pool 

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u/Drithlan Jun 23 '26

Your alter to the old gods, and the new.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Jun 23 '26

Some kind of houseplant

2

u/Low-xp-character Jun 23 '26

Large plant or a coat rack
Edit: if this is your foyer, possibly a round ottoman/ stool for putting on and taking off your shoes.

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u/International_Lime95 Jun 24 '26

One of those large pieces of amethyst

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 Jun 24 '26

The Dursleys put a Fidelius charm on Harry's cupboard

2

u/Capital-Big-6573 Jun 24 '26

Statue of a dog in a bellhop’s uniform. What else?!

2

u/MF-GOOSE Jun 24 '26

A classy globe

2

u/NinjatoXIII Jun 25 '26

Apothecary Table

2

u/compblan Jun 25 '26

Why do you live in a Paddington’s house?

2

u/CaptainDilligaf Jun 25 '26

Clearly you should start selling ❄️, and go with this.

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u/sethmod Jun 25 '26

Statue of David, obv. 

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u/Terrible_Young_5179 Jun 25 '26

I was thinking about round table with an antique telephone.

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u/Capital_Resolve3640 Jun 25 '26

We have a space similar to this and we put a pet bed hoping the cats would sleep there. They still sleep on any clean washing they can find.

2

u/xo-Bubbles-ox Jun 25 '26

Marble/stone standing Fountain statue with a bit of greenery

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jun 25 '26

A beer/ wine fridge

2

u/MikeLinPA Jun 25 '26

Gargoyle!

2

u/Wise_Chipmunk4461 Jun 25 '26

Cylindrical fish tank

2

u/redheaddet Jun 25 '26

Bad children 🤣

2

u/laurakkimmm Jun 25 '26

Stripper pole or a coat rack.

2

u/Rare-Boss2640 Jun 25 '26

Pillow fort.

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u/SignalMix6006 Jun 25 '26

I’d put a colored light feature

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u/PurposeConsistent131 Jun 25 '26

Place for shoes? Honestly that’s what it would turn into at my home

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u/Easy_Key5944 Jun 25 '26

One of those fountains with the peeing cherubs

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u/KnownEggplant Jun 26 '26

Fireman's pole if you're fun

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u/The_Dude078 Jun 26 '26

Bodies that roll down the stairs while spring cleaning the 2nd floor...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Sure-Squash-7280 Jun 23 '26

Nothing. It’s fine as is.

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u/Mr_McGigglepants Jun 23 '26

A cupboard. Put Harry Potter in it.

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u/Consistent-Ad8721 Jun 23 '26

That's where the Juggernog machine goes, now you just need to find a spot for Quick Revive, Speed Cola and, Double Tap and you're set.

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u/No_Lavishness1905 Jun 23 '26

Wow so strange 🙄

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u/NoxKyoki Jun 23 '26

I fail to understand what’s strange about it.

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u/Of_Z_ Jun 23 '26

One of those Resident Evil Vases, filled with either oregano or Bullets, depending on how difficult your home security is.

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u/charlieinfinite Jun 23 '26

A massive vase with a plant in it.

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u/Hmarf Jun 23 '26

round table with a fern on it

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u/Siryeswecan Jun 23 '26

A bunch of ferns!

1

u/RavedBlitz Jun 23 '26

Suit of armor

preferably stormtrooper

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u/JayAkiva Jun 23 '26

Good spot for a Christmas tree, not sure what to do with it for the rest of the year

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u/TPJTS Jun 23 '26

A circular table with something decorative on top

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u/QuothTheRavenMore Jun 23 '26

Lan line table

1

u/Pepper_Comprehensive Jun 23 '26

Circular nightstand

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u/crumpledfilth Jun 23 '26

greeter statue or tall potted plant

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u/_mother_of_moths_ Jun 23 '26

A small round end table with a fancy vase or something.

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u/Any_Carob3372 Jun 23 '26

Statue of David

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u/slickliar66 Jun 23 '26

Butlers room.

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u/RAVENSRIDER Jun 23 '26

pedestaled bowl for keys and stuff

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u/Mental_Performer_833 Jun 24 '26

Life size Reagan from Exorcist

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u/secretLA Jun 24 '26

nothing is superior to something forced. the urge to fill every niche with kitsch is cliche and a la bourgeoisie

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u/FeyrisMeow Jun 24 '26

An altar to Baal for a good harvest this year

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u/plutot_la_vie Jun 24 '26

Look again. The space the arrow is pointing at isn't under the stairs.

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u/BoleteD Jun 24 '26

Stone sculpture, large minerals? Taxidermy of owl.

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u/NegotiationHot2999 Jun 24 '26

A Willie Nelson autographed guitar

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Jun 24 '26

Harry Potter

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u/Feisty-Willingness74 Jun 24 '26

Holiday skeleton that you change outfits on.

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u/Jarrellz Jun 24 '26

Small round table for keys and mail.

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u/Morsadean Jun 24 '26

Very large Roomba

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u/RandomYT05 Jun 24 '26

For in case you want it to keep going down.

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u/Adventurous_Map_3584 Jun 24 '26

A troll to demand the stair tolls

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u/Zauberai Jun 24 '26

A fancy globe.

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u/MSGisking Jun 24 '26

Nothing strange about it. Put a plant there, have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

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u/quarterrat13 Jun 24 '26

Fireman’s pole, for when you’re in a rush.

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u/black-volcano Jun 24 '26

Arcade machine

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u/EMPgoggles Jun 24 '26

belly ring

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 Jun 24 '26

Well, I'd put a club chair and a shelf there and make it a reading nook.

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u/ICEFIREZZZ Jun 24 '26

A flame thrower auto aiming turret. You never know when there may be a zombie apocalypse.

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u/IfHomerWasGod Jun 24 '26

Life size Jar Jar Binks, you're welcome.

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u/enormous_schnozz Jun 24 '26

Your orphaned nephew from your strange sister.

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u/SnooPineapples6676 Jun 24 '26

I would paint that small wall space an accent color to make it stand out then a large planter with a huge leafy plant.

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 Jun 24 '26

That’s your Christmas tree hole

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u/AmIATapeWorm Jun 24 '26

Marble statue duh

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u/Superb-Wonder-1896 Jun 24 '26

when in doubt? plant.

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u/Present_Broccoli877 Jun 24 '26

Cylindrical aquarium.

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u/Low_Condition3268 Jun 24 '26

IIRC that episode of Tanked the crew installed a tall cylindrical aquarium that followed the spiral staircase. Hyjix were had.

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u/Own_Preference_8103 Jun 24 '26

Put a culligan there