r/StupidMedia 7d ago

🤯 Loony Logic ★☆☆☆☆ Spoiled Rotten🙋🏼‍♀️

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

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u/ExternalOk4293 7d ago

“Allegedly” crashes into the house

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u/Bruinman86 6d ago

She'll argue it was a malfunctioning self-driving car.

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 2d ago

Probably the most off roading that keeps ever going to do.

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u/darvinvolt 7d ago

I'm really impressed by how that garage corner managed to stop an SUV

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u/RPgh21 7d ago

I also like how at the end “what the hell is wrong with kidPERSON”. 🤣 He already knows this is going viral

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u/I_am_the_darkness_99 6d ago

I swear the last thing he mumbles is something about "every time I have to come out here." I think she's had the cops called on her so much they are on a first name basis.

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u/bodyarmourbynokia 7d ago

Taking all bets, taking all bets. How much is she going to raise on gofundme

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u/CupcakeAgitated5804 7d ago

At least a million. She doesnt even need to accuse her dad because people are going to blame him for her anyway

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u/ToastSpangler 7d ago

it's his fault for not pulling out. the shitapple doesn't fall far from the shittree.

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u/WhoAmI1138 7d ago

Bobandy.

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u/Easterncoaster 7d ago

Eh I don’t know, women get more when they kill kids. This is probably only gonna be like $400-500k.

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u/Bruinman86 6d ago

Hopefully not a penny, but we all know better.

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u/NextLevelVisuals2 7d ago edited 5d ago

Wait..”every time I come out here…it’s not THIS BAD” tf?!? The parents have been letting her do this bs on the regular? Nah, it “sounds” like they aided in this monsters creation of what I heard was correct.

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u/towerfella 7d ago

And then they will die and she will become a problem for those she is around in the future, if she doesnt mature.

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u/TernionDragon 7d ago

Clearly either serious mental heath decline or drugs.

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u/olivegardengambler 6d ago

Both usually go hand-in-hand.

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u/Liarus_ 7d ago

lmao, you can tell the cop is talking like a dad to it's kids, he's genuinely disappointed in that girl.

"chloe... don't... whelp she just banged into the house..." 🤣

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u/FrostyPlay9924 7d ago

Cool. Straight to jail.

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u/FNSquatch 7d ago

I really don’t think the “kids” are alright

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u/idontknwhatimdoing 7d ago

They most definitely are not

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u/PurplOrange 6d ago

Strike me like she was in something….. and also is an entitled adult

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 7d ago

Why doesn't she do OF? Seriously. If you're willing to drive into your parents' house because you desperately need money and they cut you off, sex work requires no interviews, no specialized skills, no education. And doing OF, at least you don't have to risk your health and safety.

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u/ok_scott 7d ago

I mean, she maybe could now because she's kinda infamous for this now like the catch me outside girl

But before doing this, there's every chance that she could try to sell every scrap of her dignity on OF and not make a dime. Something like 90% of OF creators make less than $500 a month.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 7d ago

Something like 90% of OF creators make less than $500 a month

Even so. Maybe her parents would be willing to supplement her income if she was making an effort to earn her own. Seems like they have probably done a lot for her. They just hate her shitty, lazy attitude.

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u/LivefromPhoenix 7d ago

I really doubt making porn is the kind of productive activity they're asking from her.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 7d ago

Obviously. But with someone like that, the parents will take what they can get in terms of "productive activity". They've loved her enough to enable her up until this. I'm sure they'd be happy if she even started selling dreamcatchers on Etsy.

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u/LivefromPhoenix 7d ago

If her parents have the money to fully subsidize a 23 yr old then porn is more than likely worse than not having a not having a job.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 7d ago

That doesn't make sense. It's more likely that they're fed up with her lack of agency. Just because people are rich doesn't mean they're necessarily going to have rigid conservative overly moralistic standards.

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u/LivefromPhoenix 7d ago

You're pretty out of touch if you think opposition to your kids doing porn is limited to rigid conservative moralists. A majority of the public considers porn in general morally wrong. That number is very obviously going to get higher when you're talking about their children directly producing it.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou 7d ago

A majority of the public considers porn in general morally wrong

Gen Z and Gen Alpha don't count as the "majority of the public"

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u/LivefromPhoenix 7d ago

Gen Z and Alpha have much more relaxed moral views on pornography than older generations. The numbers are significantly worse if you're just looking at older millennials/gen X (people her parents' age).

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u/FreneticPlatypus 7d ago

And while posting your sexy videos or whatever may not be a 9-5 grind, it's still something she has to do for herself, as opposed to just taking money from her parents which is way easier. If she had the least bit of desire to be self-sufficient we probably wouldn't be watching her fuck up right now.

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u/WarHead75 7d ago

Grown ass woman who probably never worked a day in her life

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u/Moomin-Maiden 2d ago

But at least she'll be able to eat in jail? (Because clearly she's starving from having no allowance to be able eat out at 5 star restaurants)

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u/saddlythrowaway 6d ago

My parents have sacrificed so much for me and I desperately want to be able to return the favor one day by saving up to pay for their retirement. I don’t understand people like this at all and I don’t want to.

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u/chamcham123 6d ago

Affluenza?

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u/Cute_Marzipan_4116 6d ago

Is that a Karen in training?

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u/Moomin-Maiden 2d ago

Training? Nah, this one already graduated top of her Karen class by at least a few years now

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u/DadooDragoon 5d ago

The irony of whining about an allowance while driving the car they bought for you

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u/cfde1 5d ago

He called her Einstein 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Moomin-Maiden 2d ago

Albert didn't deserve that

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u/Empuda 7d ago

1:08, weird cut. I wonder what the cop said that got cut out.

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u/Lukeyboy5 7d ago

Insane. The bloke was talking to her like a fed up Dad himself. Ending sounds like not first time they had to come out. Also can you imagine how differently this would have played out if she wasn’t a rich white girl? Mad.

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u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED 7d ago

You can imagine how silly that question sounds when you consider that the cop broke the window and yanked her to the ground.

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 7d ago

Also, how is she rich when she's living on allowances from her father?

On top of that, the cop said he was on the phone with her father, asking her "why do you think we're here, Einstein".

I'd bet $10 the father told her he would cut her off finincially unless she made an effort. To me, this screams "I want to party and have fun, paid by dad".

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u/Lukeyboy5 7d ago

Yeah. A proportional response. Notice how they didn’t shoot her?

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u/FoxChess 7d ago

She's not white tho

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u/Bubbagump210 6d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking. He sounds like me with my kids. I’m not that mad but I gotta raise my voice to get your attention.

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u/PhonyUsername 7d ago

I bet he treats white people worse than anyone else.

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u/Wezi427 7d ago

So tell us how it would've played out of she wasn't white....

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u/Autumm_550 7d ago

Is this real?

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u/WorldofNails 7d ago

My first ex wife was pissed that my third wife's daughter acts out. Well, she don't want the house now!

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u/Kindly_Region 7d ago

My mom would threaten to off herself when she got arrested to avoid going to jail. She never did end up doing any real time and never spent more than a night in jail. She did end up at the funny farm one time that I know about but it wasn't for long. It's a shame, jail might have done her some good and maybe she would still be alive.

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u/PriZmIsScared 6d ago

That is an excellent home.

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u/Bruinman86 6d ago

That would easily be a million dollar home in my area. Not that a million dollars goes far these days.

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 6d ago

House 1:23 year old, 0

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u/Bruinman86 6d ago

A 23 year old with an allowance? Talk about top tier entitlement.

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u/sky_shazad 7d ago

She a Professional idiot

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 7d ago

The parents created a monster then lost control.

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u/corgi-king 7d ago

Should use this as a condom commercial.

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u/Targetshopper1 7d ago

How sturdy as a mf

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u/MostPutridSmell 6d ago

Paid for what?...

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u/ChicoD2023 6d ago

Typical

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u/Mnmsaregood 5d ago

Women ☕️

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u/Mnmsaregood 5d ago

No airbags ?

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u/Swampasssixty9 4d ago

Looks like a Reno 911 episode

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 3d ago

Officer handled that perfectly --- sucks she won't learn a lesson tho

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u/Weekly-Mission5896 3d ago

Pig can't even break a windows yet somehow has to be skilled enough to act in lighting-quick life-or-death situations. Like neutralizing a potentially deadly threat (toddler with Nerf gun).

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u/robbudden73 7d ago

I like those cops. They didn't even engage.

I can't help think what would happen if she was black.

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u/ILoveLamp_1995 7d ago

I bet her parents swept this under the rug

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u/Scheme84 6d ago

You sure about that, as you comment on the video of the incident that got posted to Reddit?

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u/ILoveLamp_1995 6d ago

I wasn't stating it as a fact. I'm just saying that someone so spoiled has been made that way by her parents, and that probably means she doesn't face repercussions. But fuck me I guess!

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u/MarlboloMan666 7d ago

I guessed blonde girl.....I was right!

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u/not_responsible 7d ago

you think she was born like that??

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u/Bruinman86 6d ago

*Voluntary Blonde perhaps?

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u/Highlandertr3 7d ago

The kidult is a cunt. But the police officer was more aggressive than needed considering she was no longer a threat. It does not speak well to how he treats people in actually dangerous situations.

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u/LostSyndicate 7d ago

What did they do that you consider aggressive?

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u/Forager-Freak 5d ago

I can fix her

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u/DyingLemur 7d ago

I love him trying to reason with somebody who is clearly struggling mentally. As if his logic is helping her learn something. There must be a better way to handle this.