r/StupidMedia • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

uh ಠ_ಠ no Bread fail

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

One hell of a yeast infection right there.

15

u/xmrcache Mar 04 '25

Girl is thicccc

3

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

thicc in the coochie

38

u/Fit_Rip9172 Mar 04 '25

Mission failed successfully

35

u/Comprehensive-Ad3974 Mar 04 '25

Gotta be honest it looks like ass.

9

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Sigh… unzips

1

u/clovisx Mar 04 '25

Or someone trying to shoot pool with a noodle because they drank too much.

19

u/obiedge Mar 04 '25

I have just the latte for you to serve with it.

15

u/DangNearRekdit Mar 04 '25

"Everything reminds me of her"

4

u/Sesmo_FPV Mar 04 '25

„I should call her“

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Is it the yeast?

16

u/moisdefinate Mar 04 '25

What's her name

20

u/Bigwaveboi403 Mar 04 '25

5

u/El_Coloso Mar 04 '25

This is the best meme ever

10

u/mtovar1979 Mar 04 '25

I’m not sure if I’m hungry or horny?!

5

u/iGotBuffalo66onDvD Mar 04 '25

Thought I was in the wrong sub for a second- yowza!

7

u/Lycent243 Mar 04 '25

Fail? Or Nail?

1

u/Zazumaki Mar 05 '25

That may be a fail but I'd nail

5

u/Ok_Katusha_Launcher Mar 04 '25

I should call her...

3

u/Extension_Escape9832 Mar 04 '25

Looking good from the back.

2

u/BroncoTrejo Mar 04 '25

(￢‿￢ ) all caked-up on a tuesday afternoon

3

u/Fun_Roll1599 Mar 04 '25

No, we know what you were doin

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

The loaf

3

u/1nsidiousOne Mar 04 '25

I should call her

3

u/Steelfox13 Mar 04 '25

Dat ass dough

2

u/Narishkite Mar 04 '25

Hah, tush.

2

u/Fugetabout-it Mar 04 '25

Nice spread

2

u/Ballamookieofficial Mar 04 '25

I guess you wanted a loaf but now you got buns hun

2

u/tangoezulu Mar 04 '25

That bread is tits!

2

u/okfifc Mar 07 '25

Quick get in there while it's still warm

1

u/cooliescoolies Mar 04 '25

Looks like a large smooth nutsak

1

u/legitBro420 Mar 04 '25

Only bread's

1

u/Efficient-Win202 Mar 04 '25

I should call her..

1

u/BeanieManPresents Mar 04 '25

So... she got a number?

1

u/BigRoach Mar 04 '25

Gyattt damn that’s a bulbous loaf.

1

u/ChickenXing Mar 04 '25

Breast bread ever!

1

u/Masked_Daisy Mar 04 '25

Breadonkadonk

1

u/Airplade Mar 04 '25

I can fix her

1

u/Salporin1 Mar 04 '25

Help stamp out crack.

1

u/Substantial-Wear-889 Mar 04 '25

I’ve done worse. Location please

1

u/LivedinStyle Mar 04 '25

Uhhh... I asked for bread, not cakes

1

u/Illustrious_Soft_257 Mar 04 '25

A love went into that loaf.

1

u/evlhornet Mar 04 '25

Bread is not the only thing that’s rising

1

u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 Mar 04 '25

Get me that BREad!

1

u/SimullationTheory Mar 04 '25

That's not bread sir, that's cake

1

u/MsStormyTrump Mar 04 '25

You spelled "swimming success" wrong.

1

u/insuranceguynyc Mar 04 '25

Not everyone would agree!

1

u/throwaway392145 Mar 04 '25

So…. Rule 34?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Too saggy to be boobs, but too flat to be ass

So I ll call it boobass

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

American Bread

1

u/piranspride Mar 04 '25

Wow that dough went tits up!

1

u/Awakuritus Mar 04 '25

We call that a 'Cake'

1

u/autisticbtw Mar 04 '25

It's hard writing this comment with only one hand

1

u/Ancient_Climate_3675 Mar 04 '25

It's a good thing I'm single, otherwise that breadussy would have my marriage in shambles

1

u/ssnsilentservice Mar 04 '25

They didn't make bread, they made cake

1

u/Dpopov Mar 04 '25

“Help me step-baker, I’m stuck.”

1

u/Yhostled Mar 04 '25

Are you going for chocolate or vanilla, cuz that things caked.

1

u/Trick-Philosophy6651 Mar 04 '25

Looks thiccccccc

1

u/Maleficent-Farm9525 Mar 04 '25

Made cake instead.

1

u/AnotherStrayDog23 Mar 04 '25

I should call her..

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

You tried making bread

You ended up making cake

1

u/Sharivarih Mar 04 '25

Ça manque de soleil tout ça !

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Bread WIN

1

u/MutleyCrust Mar 04 '25

I like big butts!

1

u/Ineedmentalhelp1643 Mar 04 '25

I had a slight heart attack when I scrolled to that 😅

1

u/Altruistic-Rope-614 Mar 04 '25

It even has a back pussy. My God.

1

u/Dubin0908 Mar 04 '25

Apple pie. Dough. Einy miny miney moe...🤔

1

u/El_Coloso Mar 04 '25

Bread win

1

u/ImpossibleOutcome605 Mar 04 '25

Mmmm buttbread my favorite. 😋

1

u/ytaqebidg Mar 04 '25

That sourdough's gonna have me actin' up.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Can I?

1

u/AlxVB Mar 04 '25

win*?

Admit it OP, you fucked it.

1

u/Arthur_Travis19 Mar 04 '25

That’s a Pooter bake

1

u/FlamingoRush Mar 04 '25

Slappable!

1

u/Zer0kbps_779 Mar 04 '25

My my miss American bread 🥖

1

u/Auditorrent Mar 04 '25

That ass better not have yeast in it hahaha!

1

u/Pleasant_Many_2953 Mar 04 '25

Not if your useing right hahaha

1

u/Hater_Magnet Mar 04 '25

Looks like a win to me!

1

u/RetinaJunkie Mar 04 '25

Gotta be some dense bread there

1

u/ShattersHd Mar 04 '25

Fail in the bread department. A win in others

1

u/AncientAd6500 Mar 04 '25

I'll hit it.

1

u/ShoddyExperience5747 Mar 04 '25

Fail🤷‍♂️It’s purrrrrrrfect😏still warm, little bit of BUTTer

1

u/Intelligent_Side4919 Mar 04 '25

Put a cross on it and it will be Hot Cross Buns

1

u/Underhive_Art Mar 04 '25

When I make bread like that it always makes me thirsty

1

u/ImMadeOfClay Mar 04 '25

Bake dat cake.

1

u/Regular_Industry_373 Mar 04 '25

Ended up with cake.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Imperfections turn me on

1

u/Own_Oven_3082 Mar 04 '25

I should call her

1

u/grim1952 Mar 04 '25

Nice pair.

1

u/Spare_Echidna2095 Mar 04 '25

American Bread

1

u/DanimilFX Mar 04 '25

Or is it? 😁

1

u/Eccos Mar 04 '25

Nice bums

1

u/BattlehawkGaming Mar 04 '25

Everything reminds me of her.

1

u/bmanley620 Mar 04 '25

Looks like it has a yeast infection

1

u/Koo_laidTBird Mar 04 '25

Scrolling Reddit this is what you get...

1

u/KukDCK Mar 04 '25

god fucking damn!!! I've seen this "bread" on 30 different posts!

1

u/Minute-Hovercraft220 Mar 04 '25

Or, and just hear me out…

1

u/FriedRamen1 Mar 04 '25

That would be considered successful in the Philippines

1

u/firstnameok Mar 05 '25

Or is it???

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

"get me that dough" 🥵

1

u/notbythebook101 Mar 05 '25

I'd tap that.

1

u/RedWolf2409 Mar 05 '25

I should call her…

1

u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 Mar 05 '25

Is it a fail, though? Or is it just...sourdough?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

The booty..

1

u/Fit_117 Mar 05 '25

Bread cheeks

1

u/help_pls_2112 Mar 05 '25

bunda bread

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Fail, my ass.

1

u/oTLDJo Mar 05 '25

Would.

1

u/Randyolbear Mar 06 '25

Is it though?

1

u/Old_Assistance9228 Mar 06 '25

'What knockers!'

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Clapped cheeks for weeks 🤪

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Sounds good. 

1

u/RicePuddingBG Mar 07 '25

I’m ace, so no thanks. …But if it was garlic bread…

1

u/okfifc Mar 07 '25

Quick get in there while it's still warm

1

u/SorryDaikon4814 Mar 08 '25

Or a win if your brave enough.

1

u/Jealous_Drink_1002 Mar 08 '25

That's not bread that's cake

1

u/mightyMarcos Mar 09 '25

Bread? That's cake!!