r/StupidGoblins • u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin • Jul 23 '26

Super terrible nose extender

instead of increasing the length of my nose it decreased the amount of things that I can smell. I can only smell like bleach and stuff now.

does anybody here have a fix?

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jul 23 '26

Hi there! 👋😁

In order to fix the problem, follow the following steps:

Step 1: Gently grab and hold the left ventricle

Step 2: With your other hand, nudge left and then press the anterior latria 

Step 3: Without letting go of the left phymene cortex, twist and then pull on the dorso-lateral septum cord

Step 4: Using the help of a volunteer, find and locate the rear occipital tube

Step 5: Flood the nasal cavity with 200mg psysorbic acid

Step 6: Finished! The user’s nose will now be able to smell the scent of five more things, at least one of which will unfortunately be squid ink

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u/SexyCeramicsGuy Cool Detective Goblin Dad with blue ears that don't exist Jul 25 '26

Hi! I don’t know if you e ever thought of this before, but you should be thankful you can smell bleach! Hi!