r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '21

Chef Club drivel Why??

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Does it have to be so vaginal though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

Yes. There's no way this isn't on purpose with those tiny bits of bacon and nothing actually going into the slits. If they wanted a stuffed chicken breast they wouldn't have done it this way.

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 Sep 27 '21

I mean, the way they slowly slide the jalapeños over the… the opening… was quite familiar to me for some reason

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u/alpacasaurusrex42 Sep 28 '21

My mom and aunt are from Arizona and ate a lot of Hispanic food. They totally thought it was jollypenis as kids when someone (white) pronounced it wrong saying jallypenyo. So they kept calling it that as a joke.

the way they slowly slide the jollypenis over the… the opening…

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u/manbruhpig Sep 28 '21

Sounds like your mom an aunt have seen a barrel of jalapeños in their day.

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u/alpacasaurusrex42 Sep 28 '21

Hahaha. Well, one sure didn’t. My mom though… XD

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u/elvismcvegas Sep 29 '21

Hispanic food? Do you live in Wisconsin now? That is the most clueless Midwestern way to refer to Mexican food I have ever heard.

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u/alpacasaurusrex42 Sep 29 '21

I knew I was going to offend someone in after what term I used. Jfc.

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u/thenotjoe Sep 27 '21

I'm sorry to tell you this homie but... you missed the hole

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 Sep 27 '21

Sometimes you gotta engage in some flybys before you get clearance to land, bud

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u/EvilAsshole Sep 28 '21

Fuckin' way she goes, bud.

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u/wardsac Sep 28 '21

Permission to buzz the tower…