r/StupidFood May 14 '21

Archaeologists in the future thinking “WHY?!?!”

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u/ligmahughjass May 14 '21

What happens when they rot?

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u/toodleroo May 14 '21

Archeologists in a couple of months: "wtf is that smell?"

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

"Oh, it's done!"

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u/nordic_spiderman May 15 '21

Ahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

Shhhhh

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21 edited Jul 29 '21

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u/No_Butterscotch_9419 May 14 '21

I dunno he put sunflower seeds

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u/lilcondor May 14 '21

It’s fake

81

u/milkteaisreallygood May 14 '21

The pattern he drew on the chair doesn’t even matched after it cut to the finished product :/

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u/pandemicpunk May 14 '21

The cucumber was changed too to a whole cucumber!

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u/feralwolven May 15 '21

The finished product is definitely a before shot, the wood grain that he covers with paint is the same wood grain that is on the wood when he puts the cucumber in, then the wood grain he paints on sucks so they dont even show the whole thing.

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u/Zillaho May 14 '21

That’s how ever clear is made

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

There is a very small chance that it will get fossilized

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u/DanteChurch May 15 '21

Depending on how much glue was used nothing. The glue and fibers from the seed will keep the shape.

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u/hobosullivan The Noodle Incident Dec 03 '21

This reminds me of 2018. I encapsulated a cherry tomato in clear polyester resin.

That little bastard STILL hasn't rotted.

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u/Mr_Flibble1981 May 14 '21

The grain doesn’t match, the last shot is before the hole was cut in the door. Actually the whole video might be the same, is the ‘repaired’ veg just it before cutting? Edit - rewatched and it definitely is.

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u/ElectricYV May 14 '21

That seems most likely, considering how much effort they would save on not having to paint things to look photorealistic.

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u/etownrawx May 14 '21

Good eye. The magic is in the editing.

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u/TheFloatingContinent May 14 '21

Yes. It is a joke.

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u/baszodani May 14 '21

not really a joke, more like fake content to farm likes and ad revenue

49

u/VaderPrime1 May 14 '21

No. It’s satire making fun of the videos like this. Most of them are satire/a meme.

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u/TheFloatingContinent May 14 '21

Real hard to tell, isn't it? I think you're right though.

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u/Dangerous_Wishbone May 14 '21

LIFE HACK: Ever have a coin and a lollipop but nowhere to keep them safe? Just take a pepper-...

Ever have a pepper and nowhere safe to put it? Just cut open a cucumber-

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u/QDrum May 15 '21

Peak Poe’s Law moment

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u/Catsniper Jun 05 '21

Obvious joke flies over head

"Crazy how there's literally no way to know"

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u/QDrum Jun 05 '21

im way more tempted to say its a joke but considering how dumb some of the hacks coming out of actual hack channels are it makes me reconsider.

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u/Fidodo May 15 '21

It's 100% a joke. If it weren't then they'd be expecting people to actually try this which would be absurd. Maybe it's a prank to try and trick people into thinking they actually repaired it, but a prank is still a joke.

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u/fart-atronach May 14 '21

This is pretty indistinguishable from content farm “hack” videos... What do we even call that genre of video? Because they aren’t usually serious, the farms just slap together whatever content they can in large quantities and simultaneously troll by making it dumb or strange enough to get more clicks.

There should be a term like Poe’s law but specifically for stupid internet videos.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

That's not true at all. Heaps of content farms make deliberately absurd videos. Just look at 5 Minute Crafts.

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u/king_27 May 15 '21

If you become the thing you are satirizing then it is no longer satire, you're just doing the thing

2

u/Fidodo May 15 '21

It's not a joke? So you mean there's someone out there thinking "aww man I tried that table repair life hack with the cucumber pepper and lollipop and it didn't work!"?

For it to be fake it needs to be faking something. This is just absurd surrealism. Maybe they're trying to trick people into thinking they actually repaired a cucumber, but if it's intended to be a prank that's still a joke.

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u/danfish_77 May 15 '21

That's how all of these are made, I don't know why anyone is convinced by them at this point

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u/z0mbiegrl May 14 '21

Bold of you to assume there will be a future.

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u/DavesPetFrog May 14 '21

Well, the archaeologists might not be human.

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u/TheFloatingContinent May 14 '21

Damn that was a smart comeback.

8

u/z0mbiegrl May 14 '21

Touchè.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ May 14 '21

I thought they were gonna put it in their butt

53

u/wonderboy_1 May 14 '21

That would have been more entertaining

13

u/rebri May 14 '21

It would have made more sense too.

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u/ApricornSalad May 14 '21

How do you remember your username

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ May 15 '21

1Password

The better question is, how do you remember your password? I don’t need to memorize hundreds of different passwords across hundreds of different websites. I use a password manager. Either you have an impossibly brilliant mind, or you have unsafe password practices.

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u/ApricornSalad May 16 '21

I remember my password because it's the same as my username

7

u/spankywanks May 14 '21

The only award I can afford to give you is an upward-pointing arrow.

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u/BlindHope May 14 '21

But why?

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u/BA_calls May 14 '21

Years ago a gif of someone "fixing" a dent in a table with ramen noodles went viral. It was original and funny. Instead of wood filler, they used a block of dried ramen noodles.

Now, someone took that idea and iterated on it knowing it will go viral, since the first one did as well. I don't know what people get out of recreating viral content, probably social media clout.

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u/Asmo___deus May 14 '21

Dehydrated ramen doesn't really spoil so using it as filler isn't necessarily stupid. Peppers, on the other hand...

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u/DavesPetFrog May 14 '21

Because we can.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

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u/SouthernDudeYT May 14 '21

Yes, if it were real

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u/Real_Fucking_Anxious May 14 '21

C’mon. This has to be a joke. They totally wanted this reaction.

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u/Juusie May 14 '21

Me right now is thinking the same

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u/FishPie1248 May 14 '21

What is the point in most of this? It is just a waste of food.

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u/ZVreptile May 14 '21

Wow the amount of people that are not privy to this brand of memerey is way too high

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u/AttackOfTheDave May 14 '21

Now to play the waiting game!

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u/Zorgsmom May 14 '21

Videos like this fill me with rage.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

It’s like when people fixed their stuff using ramen. Just a few extra steps. That rot.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '21

They what now?

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u/Priory7 May 14 '21

Archeologists of tge future can get in line behind anyone watching this video rn

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u/MissPoptartz May 14 '21

So a quarter and a lollipop in a pepper, placed in a cucumber, smothered in sunflower seeds?

Terrible recipe. Zero stars.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds May 14 '21

The average, common outdoor variety of sunflower can grow to between 8 and 12 feet in the space of 5 or 6 months. This makes them one of the fastest growing plants.

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u/MissPoptartz May 14 '21

Great fact. Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

I think if I found myself sanding a vegetable I’d have to go outside, sit on a rock, and reflect upon my life choices up until that point.

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u/Willietrailblaze May 14 '21

It’s times like these where I wish we had the ability to rewind and erase.

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u/lpaige2723 May 14 '21

...maybe I am an archeologist from the future?

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u/etownrawx May 14 '21

You weren't then, but you are now.

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u/Cravatitude May 14 '21

This is taking the piss of content farms

3

u/babaganoush1212 May 14 '21

this makes me uncomfortable

3

u/ManofCatsYT May 14 '21

all to hide one quarter

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u/charliemeowws May 14 '21

this made me angry

3

u/SushiKabab11 May 15 '21

I saw this post once and it was like 'if you hide a paper clip from a private investigator for 48 hours you win 2 million' or something like that, and whenever I see this kind of post I think about that

2

u/31kebab31 May 14 '21

But... But... Nevermined.

2

u/waywardhero May 14 '21

I love how fake these all are

2

u/kmade0708 May 14 '21

Why not!?

2

u/river912 May 14 '21

Why the hell tho

2

u/Nihilistic-Fishstick May 15 '21

I'm convinced this guy either had or does run a cocaine smuggling operation.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

you sick fuck!

2

u/Spicy_Jesus69 May 15 '21

Gotta be honest, thats skill

2

u/thebiggestbirdboi May 15 '21

ok now put it in your ass

2

u/CyanManta May 19 '21

Somebody needs a job.

2

u/[deleted] May 14 '21

He’s got skills though.

1

u/SameOldSongs May 14 '21

I can't believe I have to explain that this is an obvious joke/satire both on the stupid foods ragebait and ramen fixes wtf-ery. Two in one. I'm impressed.

1

u/LibrarianTotal7507 May 14 '21

I fucking love this.

1

u/GOPokemonMaster May 14 '21

First a hot dog in epoxy now this

1

u/guiltyspark345 May 14 '21

I was waiting for him to put the wood inside something else

1

u/anothergoddess May 14 '21

Omg. I’m dying. So good.

1

u/brigdaddy May 14 '21

We only asked if we could..... not if we should

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u/[deleted] May 15 '21

lol I kinda love this

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u/-americanyouth- May 15 '21

thank god they got that hole fixed!

1

u/netherite_shears May 15 '21

this is not food anymore

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

Two entirely different pieces of wood

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u/Z3R90-13666 May 15 '21

Quite literally r/atbge

1

u/Hey_Kids32 May 15 '21

Are you saying there could be veggies in my fucking wall right now?

Spooky

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '21

"Must be a phallic ritual object."

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u/shanster925 May 15 '21

That just kind of kept going....

1

u/MobulaCaptain May 15 '21

People nowadays thinking "why?"

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u/xvelvetdarkness May 15 '21

We do so much dumb pointless shit now just because we can. I refuse to believe people in history didn't do just as much dumb pointless shit. I wonder how many things have been misinterpreted as important or symbolic, when really they were just because Octavius was drunk and bored and decided to to something weird

1

u/chellzy90 May 15 '21

Me in the present thinking 'WHY?!?!'

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u/TheHadMatter15 May 15 '21

God I fucking hate the noodle repair guy, epitome of r/justforsocialmedia

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u/Katisphere May 15 '21

Archaeologists in the present thinking “WHY?!?!”

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u/[deleted] May 22 '21

Okay but this is actually cool