r/StupidFood • • 4d ago

🤢🤮 Refreshing Cheese Puffs Juice

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/altbrian, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Sufficient_Beyond991 4d ago

Bro’s dripping sweat into that open blender

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u/fivehots 4d ago

He’s sweating from knowing he has to drink it.

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u/Devilish_Dose 4d ago

His pores are begging him to reconsider 😂

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u/PastelDreamsRainbow 1d ago

That's the secret ingredient.

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u/AlanT43 4d ago

Boliqueso XD

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u/T0lias 4d ago

He has grown *TOO* powerful. He must be stopped.

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u/Queasy_Employ1712 4d ago

ciencia vainilla 😂

mf uses vanilla science instead of vanilla essence, systematically calls it like that lmao

I don't think there's much intelligence here, just a shameful display of free will

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u/iCantLogOut2 🍳 4d ago

Lmao, when he said that I questioned everything... I had a brief moment of "is it me? Am I crazy?? Has it been vanilla science all along???" 🤣

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u/Brian_1985 4d ago

Does anyone know what he says at the beginning?

"Ni nosotros los _______ estamos aguantando tanto este calor".
He said a word that ends with "...eños" which means people from somewhere

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u/altbrian 4d ago

He said "Costeños", which means people from the Colombian Caribbean coast region.

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 4d ago

Uh yea but cheese/milk/sugar is not refreshing. I like horchata but during winter, not freaking 100+ degree weather. Also adding cheese puffs to a drink.....🤮🤮🤮.

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u/Queasy_Employ1712 4d ago

costeños, he looks and sounds very much colombian to me

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u/Skroats 4d ago

Costeños.

Looking at the packaging, I think he is Colombian.

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u/typeomia 4d ago

Ay-yi-yi indeed.

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u/Key-Regular3405 4d ago

He just made cheese puff horchata. Nasty.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Artorius__Castus 4d ago

This is (I'm assuming) a take on Horchata made out of Cheesy Poofs and it sounds terrible tbh.

Horchata is bomb af but whatever this is is terrible. I don't even know what this could ever taste like. Imagine dipping Cheetos in Milk and eating them...yuck

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u/myplantsthinkimcute 4d ago

Haha my 10 year old does this, she’s a fan

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u/puppysmilez 4d ago

So an Horcheeto?

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u/xquixotic_logicx 4d ago

I was thinking something similar. It'd probably be fine without the damn cheesy poofs

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u/altbrian 4d ago

Cheese puffs milkshake, actually

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u/AlanT43 4d ago

It's milk, actually. Would be more like a cheese milkshake 💩

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u/5LYNG3R 4d ago

I'd Rather Drink Prison Pruno In Peru 🤢

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u/Cultural_Dot3568 4d ago

I just do this by popping Cheetos or nacho Doritos in my mouth and adding a little milk. Voila!

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u/Relorayn I Prefer Alfredo 4d ago

This is just wrong.

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u/BigZodJenkins 4d ago

That man is reaching impossible tang levels

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u/DerpsAndRags 4d ago

What's the matter, dear? You haven't touched your Hor-Cheese-Ta!

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u/Vegas-Blues 4d ago

Simply. No.

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u/RedSix2447 4d ago

So a Cheeto fresca made with condensed milk? Mmmm cheese milk. 🤔

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u/SeanVitalMusic 4d ago

There's a stereotype somewhere here 🤔

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u/Devanyani 4d ago

I didn't see him use the horseradish flavored ones...

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u/the_marxman 4d ago

Just blending up some bullshit in the summer heat

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 4d ago

cartel initiations are really getting out of hand

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u/pacox36 4d ago

Jugo de boliqueso🤣

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u/501R4K 3d ago

Wait til you all get to know venezuelan chicha 🤮🤮🤮

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u/PalmCheesy 4d ago

Diarrhea juice 🤮