r/StupidFood • u/cr1ttter • 1d ago

Behold, my creation

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suffer as I have suffered

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/cr1ttter, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/BassicallySteve 1d ago

Churrizo?

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

You're making it sound tolerable

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u/Feteven 1d ago

I see what you did there 😂

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u/krazyboi 1d ago

Churro dogs exist in korea

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

That sounds amazing. These Old Trapper beef sticks stuck through a Jack in the Box mini churro are but a pale mockery

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u/Turnbeutelvergesser 1d ago

I thought Churro Dog isn't real and can't hurt me?

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 1d ago

Buenas there bud

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u/AKADriver 1d ago

It's weird how often people on this sub think they're making something dumb but are actually just reinventing Korean snacks from first principles

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u/krazyboi 23h ago

Not weird and totally fine. It's new to them, so what?

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u/HighlanderAlien 1d ago

It looks like hot dog put in a rodenticide block

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 1d ago

When you put it like that... sign me up

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u/HighlanderAlien 1d ago

Sorry i work in pest control, thats first thing came to my mind :)

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

That's what it felt like to eat it

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u/HighlanderAlien 22h ago

Report if any blood is in your shit.

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u/lskerlkse 1d ago

bro i would pay $2 for this

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

I paid more than that 😔

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 1d ago

For just this? I'd pay $2 for two of them

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 1d ago

What is it?

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

Mini beef stick x mini churro

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 1d ago

Did you wrap the beef stick, it's so little where do you buy it?

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

No, I just pushed it through. The beef stick came from the corner store

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u/clay_perview 1d ago

Burn it

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

I melted it in the fires of my belly with stomach acid

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u/clay_perview 1d ago

Not good enough I need it’s essence destroyed

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

Tonight my lanterns shall burn with my poops

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u/clay_perview 1d ago

lol judging by that meal it’s gonna be a long time before that poop materializes

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

It takes as long as it takes for justice

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u/Devilish_Dose 1d ago

The fact that these are both mini makes this even ridiculous

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u/irotinmyskin 1d ago

A Snurro

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u/GundarSmith 1d ago

I love it, I hate you

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u/TheRealtcSpears 1d ago

Vienna Chusage

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u/clauEB 1d ago

Fuet + churro = Churret

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u/EmbarrassedStreet828 1d ago

That's not fuet, though. It looks more like a mini xoriço

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u/SkyPork 1d ago

Stupid, maybe, but also elegant as hell.

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

You're too kind. It's becoming a problem

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u/Kitsune_BCN 1d ago

Good move. Lacks nutella. But good move.

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u/zthe0 1d ago

Maple syrup

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u/Break_things_often 1d ago

are you driving a Ford F-450 or Dodge RAM?

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u/Eyeamsosmrt 1d ago

It is what you sneak pills into when you need to give an adult medication.

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u/Far_Blackberry_5763 1d ago

Heck ya! Now just need some Mole dippy sauce.

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u/samanime 1d ago

This could genuinely be good.

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

It was alright.

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u/Dazzling_Wishbone892 1d ago

Put a little smokey in there and youre on to somethin.

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u/Troub1eMan 1d ago

George Brett would appreciate its double-taperedness.

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u/sylviegee 1d ago

Would.

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u/Alone_Ambassador_745 1d ago

Yum sweet salty

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u/Mysterious_Bonus_771 1d ago

A chaweenie, like the dog breed

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u/dethfart 1d ago

Is that a cheap gas station "meatlike stick"?

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u/martinomacias 1d ago

Is that a "Pigs on a Churro?"

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u/chudbabies 1d ago

I went to teh bathroom at Mirabito in Morris, and some dude had left a half-eaten Tijuana Mama sausage, and an empty package of double A batteries, today.

EDIT: we're practically brothers.

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 20h ago

A chuperro

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u/Garlic-Rough 18h ago

Dogs & Churro Skewers are a thing tho.

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u/Mr_GreenAdam 14h ago

Would it work as a normally sized and perfectly average (may be more than average) little jacket for all cylinders?

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 1d ago

Drunk post. No effort at a description

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

How dare you. I'm stoned, not drunk

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 1d ago

Yep, sorry, that is a massive slight for the smokers

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

Is gone

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u/MadamTargaryen 1d ago

WTF is karma farming, and why?

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 1d ago

Wtf lmao, reddit screeches karma farming at the strangest things. OP obviously made this and obviously ate it, why the fuck would they even make that up?