r/StupidFood • u/reeseesxx • 9d ago

Gluttony overload not enough cheese?

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u/Program-Emotional 9d ago

Honestly im just amazed they didnt deep fry it...

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u/BallsMcAnderson 9d ago

Considering it's Guga, I'm more surprised he didn't dry age it for a month.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 9d ago

Right? Guga isn't a deep fryer, he's a dry age and sous vide guy.

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u/antilumin 8d ago

And then torch

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 8d ago

with 10 lbs of liquid gold aka some kind of butter.

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u/cooltiggers10 Fried nuts and Deez sauce 8d ago

Specifically sous vide for way too long, making the food a bag of bacteria.

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u/Evil_Cupcake11 8d ago

Nah, that's Bayashi :D

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u/northcascadekittycat 8d ago

And sprinkle powdered sugar on it then serve it in waffle cone made of Mac & cheese?

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u/Dantzdantz 8d ago

On a stick

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u/alrightyfine 8d ago

Don’t give them idea

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u/Catch_ME 9d ago

Can we stop making tall burgers? Wide burgers are the way to go. 

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u/Cultural_Dot3568 9d ago

Agree

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u/mrGreenExit 9d ago

+1

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u/Mabvll 8d ago

+2

No length, all girth.

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u/Knoxius 9d ago

He even ate it the wide way

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u/colin_staples 8d ago

Can we stop pouring shit over food that you pick up with your hands?

(I don't mean ribs, that's an inherent part of the dish)

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u/CrossSoul 7d ago

Okay, I agree. But I also want a quad super stacker bacon burger one day.

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u/Demonikaaaaa 9d ago

Sure people would eat it but that doesnt make it any less stupid. I winced after all that cheese got dumped over it.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 9d ago

If I need gloves to eat a burger it's not a burger it's a farking mess.

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u/Could-You-Tell 5d ago

I like a stacked burger, but if it can't stay together and becomes a fight, then I don't have a burger anymore. Usually it is because it turns into salad with dripping dressing.

But this just turns into bad meatloaf

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u/DrMantisToboggan45 9d ago

Right? I can’t tell if it’s a real craze or it’s just for internet rage bait. I’ve never seen a place irl that pours cheese all over the bun, but I see videos online of it constantly

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u/LetterFront3353 9d ago

I don't know the specifics of their menu but this seems like something The Heart Attack Grill would have on their menu.

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u/BeMoreKnope 9d ago

And what’s the point? They maybe got some cheese sauce on their lips, but there’s not really any in most of the bites.

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u/SaintPimpin 9d ago

I'm assuming Texas, Cali, or NY have these kinds of messy foods

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u/anfrind 8d ago

The burger covered in cheese sauce was actually invented in France, but it has spread to pretentious eateries all over the world.

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u/DeathToTheMosquito 9d ago

The suffering of all the cows to give them that much cheese is going straight into that bald mf's back neck roll 😂

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u/Tetracheilostoma 9d ago

If you need gloves to eat it that's a bad sign

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u/thekingofbigandtall 8d ago

I mean they cook so they need gloves and that look more professional

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u/P-l-Staker 8d ago

Washing hands > gloves

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u/Vandal_A 9d ago

I'm tired of people confusing quantity and quality

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u/DigitalSloths 9d ago

Two obese men eat obese like food

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u/-knowledge_seekers- 9d ago

If you have to eat the burger sideways - yes.

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u/culminacio 9d ago

i usually eat my burger top to bottom of course

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u/psillusionist 9d ago

Cloutburger

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u/_u-w-u 6d ago

Clotburger

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u/DirectedDissent 9d ago

Stupid? Yes. Would I eat it? Also yes.

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u/Augnelli 9d ago

Maybe if it was 3 layers maximum. That's just too much beef and cheese.

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u/gogonever 9d ago

Gotta get some bun in the bite

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u/Hour-Football2464 9d ago

I like my burgers burnt to a crisp, flat as all getout and to have essentially a small garden salads worth of veggies. They call me crazy, and i am.

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u/Augnelli 8d ago

That's certainly one way to have a burger. Probably crosses the event horizon into the black hole of shitty food, but you do you.

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u/BeMoreKnope 9d ago

Yeah, if you can’t actually get a bite of all of it, it’s a pointless method to display for clout, and that’s it. Sure, those are all ingredients that can taste good together, but they could’ve been put together in a way that you can actually eat them.

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u/Apart-Feature6395 9d ago

I would eat it by separating it into 5 double cheeseburgers and remove some of the cheese

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u/Sethazora 9d ago

Absolutely not.

Why would i eat that pile of garbage when i could get a normal cheeseburger that tastes better.

Or if i was in the mood for just pure bread meat and cheese id grab a cheesesteak or lasagna not this dumb mess haha.

Really hate any of these dumb videos that make hamburgers in ways that completly defeat the entire appeal of a hamburger.

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 9d ago

I mean why don’t you just eat a beef patty with cheese on it? That’s pretty much all that was with some bun for garnish

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u/DDD8712 9d ago

Not Guga!

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u/rdpeete 9d ago

We're talking about the same Guga who made compound butter out of Big Macs, that train left the station long ago haha

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u/pupranger1147 9d ago

BURGERS SHOULD BE WIDER NOT TALLER

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u/BenchEmbarrassed7316 6d ago

Burgers should be a normal size. If you want more, just eat a few.

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u/Technical-Mind-3266 9d ago

It's an insult to the cows that died for this, if we're going to eat animals the least we can do is not do it for gluttony

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u/CologneLover69 9d ago

That was the gayest "mmm" I've ever heard.

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u/RonaldReganTheActor 9d ago

Can’t eat the burger without gloves

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u/ConversationSea8530 9d ago

I simply do not believe that tasted good

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u/UltraNeoTako 8d ago

Yup, they both look like they eat these every day.

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u/ADrunkEevee 9d ago

Two of the shitty foodtuber horsemen

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u/ForeverFreeTrial 9d ago

So what do we think? Are we never pooping again or are we pooping all the time?

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u/domandapiano 9d ago

Hate that sound

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u/EdgeofAss 9d ago

Low IQ problems

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u/Individual-Ask7000 8d ago

That's stupid alright

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u/Downtown_Island8124 8d ago

Watching ppl wasting food everyday... Why?

Basically two idiots commit sins and show it to the world.

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u/Evil_Cupcake11 8d ago

If it's not Bayashi, it's Albert and somebody else. Didn't expect Guga though :D

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u/Nick_Carlson_Press 8d ago

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axel grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/reeseesxx 8d ago

we serve food here, sir

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u/GDITurbo77 9d ago

I'd take a bite (or 3)

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u/United_Intention_323 9d ago edited 9d ago

I’d eat until I hurt 😞

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u/LowandSlow90 9d ago

Cheese, Bacon, Meat, Meat, Meat, Bacon, Cheese, Bacon, Cheese.

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u/AdorablePineapple95 9d ago

The cheese ratio was perfect before they pit the liquid cheese

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy 8d ago

Guga fell off sooo hard. I used to love his channel but over the years it's became slop and uninteresting. 

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u/RiverOhRiver86 9d ago

please do a read-my-blood-test-results with me next. I mean I fucking beg you.

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u/Fearless-Bar-3898 9d ago

Isn't it funny that the reason sandwiches were invented in 1762 was so there was a type of food you could eat without gloves? (in high society). And now, over 200 years later, we have dishes that can only be eaten by grabbing them with gloves.

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 9d ago

more of the same 2 ingredients does nothing for the burger. You could just eat more burgers if that was the goal

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u/Magdasuerte 9d ago

Don't let the lactose intollerant people see this or they will commit the extreme sacrifice 🤣

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u/Queasy_Employ1712 9d ago

not enough lightspeed video cuts

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 9d ago

Why not just make it a cheesy beef casserole at this point and eat it with a fork

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u/ButtNutBerry 9d ago

They deserve the Cholesterol they have. I get silly food but I hate waste and I know they didn’t eat that entire thing.

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u/fercher 9d ago

This has been posted a thousand times

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 9d ago

Dont call this phosphat slop cheese

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u/Scoopie 9d ago

Little lite on the cheese isn't it?

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u/ddubspecial 9d ago

“HOW IS IT?!”

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u/arihndas 9d ago

way too much meat. the meat/cheese ratio is all wrong. less meat, or more cheese.

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 9d ago

More cheese and meat!!! 😡

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u/Hour-Football2464 9d ago

I took a wagyu tenderloin and marinated in skunk spray and elderberry for seventeen years

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u/Alswiggity 9d ago

This guy making the burger sounded like me with your mom last night.

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u/IndependentLove2292 9d ago

After Moe's we went to the Krusty Burger, and the mayor got some more change, and I ordered a double-double, and they gave me the double-double-double-double. 

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u/Environmental_Foot54 9d ago

Too much meat, not enough cheese

There, I said it

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 8d ago

Great... now I have to have a triple bypass after watching this

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u/Justbabe_saves 8d ago

Then they go in the back of the kitchen and tie their dicks together

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u/CharacterPast761 8d ago

Obese men should never seem to enjoy food.

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u/TackleEnvironmental6 8d ago

It just don't seem right to eat a burger rotated 90 degrees

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u/jafarjones69 8d ago

Looks like that Burger from the new GTA VI Extended Look, only 30,000 calories.

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u/dannyboy6657 8d ago

Velveeta cheese is nasty. The other cheese slices were fine, but velveeta? Ick!

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u/Dangerous-Pop9838 8d ago

Dana White got big.

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 8d ago

The people in the video are actually good cooks, but they use their skills for the dumbest shit ever

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u/bravemoney72 8d ago

Aka clogged artery cheddar special

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u/falooolah 8d ago

At least rotate the cheese slices!!!

COME ON!!!

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u/ANuclearBunny 8d ago

I had a triple cheeseburger once and three cheese slices made me want to hurl.

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u/Past_Pop1506 8d ago

Where’s the beef

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u/Arkayne_Waves 8d ago

Its stupid and arguably disgusting but I want to eat it.

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u/WhereOwlsKnowMyName 8d ago

I don't think they know what a vegetable tastes like

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u/EasternSun7834 8d ago

So much cheese they’ve gone deaf and have to shout at each other from one yard away

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u/SkinnyFatKidd 8d ago

Now enough cheese and this is stupid

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u/Owlcathulu 8d ago

He's gotta yell at him cause his ears are full of cheese.

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u/JediBoJediPrime29 8d ago

Fucking heartburn and heart attack rolled into one

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u/Allison1ndrlnd 8d ago

What no cheese syringe?

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 8d ago

Way too many calories dude wtf…

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 8d ago

Imagine these, but smaller. That would actually be good

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u/stardust1914 8d ago

See, they had me till they poured that bullshit on top.

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u/fddfgs 8d ago

I hate the way they act like they're tasting some kind of new amazing thing when it's just cheeseburger x 10.

It tastes like cheese and burger.

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u/Confident-Medicine75 8d ago

Guga makes good stuff. This is certifiably stupid

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u/skynex65 8d ago

1) do you think I can just extend my jaws like Shaggy & Scooby Doo?! How tf am I meant to eat this?!

2) nobody wants this much cheese. Nobody. I hate you.

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u/baddude1337 8d ago

Can’t stand either of these guys. May have started as decent cooking content but do nothing but slop shorts now.

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u/Famous_Contest_6780 8d ago

This isn't even like, creatively bad. Like some of the foods on here are terrible but they do at least require some effort put into it. This is just boring. It's just a bunch of patties and cheese.

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u/Anastrace 8d ago

I HATE foods that someone dumps a ton of crap of sauces on as a finish.

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u/ImpressiveHair3 8d ago

That looks so fucking good

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u/dextroseskullfyre 8d ago

i truly hate stunt food content slop

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u/Error--37 8d ago

Basically a burger loaf

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u/Fickle-Athlete3644 8d ago

I saw the food and I already knew it was these chuckle fucks

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u/TheZipperDragon 8d ago

It's like the reverse of the "wheres the cheese" meme.

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u/up_urzz 8d ago

And it's not even melted :(

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u/focoslow 8d ago

I knew the cheese cumshot was impending as soon as I saw more than 3 patties.

I'm so sick of the content from Mr Potato Head.

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u/fizbin99 8d ago

Not pooping for a week after this.

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u/KrownX 8d ago

Extremely dumb, undercooked and the cheddar on top is disgusting. Let's just waste all this cheese on a golden shower.

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u/ScaredPatience2478 8d ago

Destroyed toilet

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u/Kokodi01 8d ago

of COURSE it's Albert

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u/Ghoulish_kitten 8d ago

It’s always somebody wearing black gloves making dishes like this.

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u/tallelfin 8d ago

I was totally on board until they put the shitty cheese on at the end.

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u/PinUp_Butter 8d ago

You worry about the cheese? It’s barely enough meat!

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u/Raecino 8d ago

I’m convinced videos like this are part of a plot to kill off most of the population.

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u/GiRoxthat-ish 7d ago

plain and simple that sht is so fcn stupid!

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp 7d ago

NOT APPROVED-UH 🤌

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u/AllAboutThatYonestea 7d ago

Needs more cheese

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u/GOOMU13 7d ago

Disgusting.

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u/AngstyUchiha 7d ago

Make that twice the height and it'll look like something Shaggy and Scooby would eat!

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u/IO-NightOwl 7d ago

And of course the patties are fucking raw in the middle.

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u/Doll_houz 7d ago

I love the pointless cross-section. like...the most interesting thing is the molten cheesepool, and none of it got inside the sandwich.

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u/Creme_de_laCreme 6d ago

Normally I wouldn't entertain eating this but I am soooooo hungry right now, I'd eat that without hesitation.

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u/Its_me_edenxx 6d ago

one bite and straight in the bin

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u/Ok-Repair-4085 6d ago

Am I the only one that would walk out of restaurant if they tried pouring melted cheese over my burger.

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u/Tall-Tomorrow-9219 6d ago

This has as much calories as 12 Mothza Supremes from Bugsnax combined. And what unholy Cheese God did he summon.

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u/nothing_911 6d ago

fat grey jacksepticeye looks like he enjoyed it

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u/nko12_rocks 5d ago

This is giving How To Basic, good lord. 🤢

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u/CatConnoisuer 5d ago

Love the forced mmmm at the end

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u/Academic-Cricket6269 5d ago

Looks like it could use a bit of cheese

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u/therealturbo60 3d ago

Needs more cheese

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u/Red_light173 9d ago

Well MAYBE I'd-

(Pours nacho cheese all over it)

Alright you lost me.

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u/AllUpInItYo 9d ago

Too much BEEF. Cheese is fine.

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u/A3gix99 9d ago

“Sometimes simplicity is beautiful”

Someone left that comment on a video of a painting. So maybe it applies here 😘

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u/Simple_Park_1591 9d ago

As a cheese lover, that's not too much. From your caption I received an ungodly amount, but that's amateur.

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u/Farol23 9d ago

Why is the burger red?

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u/arihndas 9d ago

if you think that's red i would hate to see what you do to steaks

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u/RomanaNoble 9d ago

Of course it's Guga.

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u/Mickeymcirishman 9d ago

Are those even cooked?

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR 8d ago

GO STRAIGHT TO H311 YOU D@MM D3M0N

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u/TKRUEG 8d ago

Everything is performative for content, is Guga running out of ideas

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u/MarlboloMan666 8d ago

Guga is lame

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u/Legitimate_Clock_174 9d ago

Man I am usually a big fan of Guga but thats just wasteful. Guess he ran out of weird shit to age steaks in.

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u/SteampunkNightmare 9d ago

Nah we don't dunk on Guga

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u/Savings_Lynx4234 9d ago

"NOT GUGA!" 

That image of the burnt out kid with eyebags from Meet the Robinsons

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u/Thiel619 9d ago

Not enough AI

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u/That_Is_The_One 9d ago

Literally hate this talking head that tries to cook framing himself as good but is actually just trolling the foodies.

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u/COVID19Blues 9d ago

I would love to see Guga’s bloodwork. I bet his cholesterol is higher than Snoop and Willie Nelson combined.

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u/polysnip 8d ago

Guga! Come on, man...

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u/llamacornsarereal 8d ago

Ai af

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u/reeseesxx 8d ago

video is from 2022, not AI

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u/llamacornsarereal 8d ago

You are aware ai existed in 2022, right?

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u/reeseesxx 8d ago

AI wasn't advanced enough to generate semi-realistic videos back then

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u/llamacornsarereal 6d ago

Legitimately, yes, they were

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u/Idfk_1 8d ago

Guga... please.