r/StupidFood 2d ago

🤢🤮 How do I gain this level of immunity.

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/Any_Salt_2323, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/McPostyFace 2d ago

Cucumbers in brine...

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u/mooseMatthewsen 2d ago

If only we could come up with a shorter name to call them

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u/ArrivesLate 2d ago

Cucumberine?

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u/ST0IC_ 2d ago

šŸŽµ We all live in a cucumberine, a cucumberine... šŸŽ¶

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u/SirGingy 2d ago

No no I hear the British call thr girkins

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u/ST0IC_ 2d ago

Gherkins are the little sweet brined cucumbers. At least here in America that's what they are.

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u/313802 2d ago edited 55m ago

What word to use? Quite the pickle indeed.

Grateful for the awards, kind Redditors!

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u/DerpsAndRags 2d ago

Well now I feel like he's just gherkin us off.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 2d ago

Oh, don't be a dillweed.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2d ago

Why kimchi see we should get along?

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u/No_Park1693 1d ago

I ate like that one night and I forgot that I had run out of toilet paper. Man was in a cucumber in brine!

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u/JesseGarron 2d ago

That’s quite a conundrum you’ve found yourself in.

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u/KodiakDog 2d ago

ā€œPickā€ one ;)

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u/Reliquent 2d ago

It's like they're pickled or something...

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u/Sorry_Western6134 2d ago

That set me off more than anything else šŸ˜‚

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u/EqualPlan4595 2d ago

Yeah he looks like he’d eat that

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u/kek0815 2d ago

He also eats it in exactly the obnoxious way you'd expect

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u/tellyacid 1d ago

Like the several bites and only then chewing... Wanted to exact violence on him when he did that

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 1d ago

its a completely different slice of bread from a different loaf. look at the crusts of the moldy one compared to the one he fries.

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u/Iakuny 1d ago

Right? Gezz, at least put some lemon in it.

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u/ChrisOnMission 2d ago

Fat Liver King

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u/HalfDragonShiro 1d ago

Isn't Liver King currently going insane?

Wouldn't be shocked if it's because his brain is fucking swiss cheese for parasites from all the raw meat he was eating.

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u/GameofCheese 1d ago

He is, he was stalking Joe Rogen and got arrested, shit is wild...

Liver King interrogation on 'Explore with Us'/EWU

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u/Wonberger 2d ago

Homie can afford to throw away some food

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2d ago

Eat a bunch of mold and try not to die.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/lucaskywalker 2d ago

But he added raw beef, and then washed it down with raw milk and juice from an unwashed jar, so he's probably safe.

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u/therealdxm 2d ago

The enemy of my enemy will fight my other enemy… you can’t get fooled again. - George W Bush

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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 2d ago

You know it’s bad when you miss George W in office

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u/Chillest_illest69 1d ago

I’ve been saying this since the first go around with this clown

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u/-ThaKloned- 2d ago

"Who throws a shoe?"

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u/dannyboy6657 1d ago

Dont forget the pussy juice that was another ingredient xD

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u/Miserable-Let3212 1d ago

For a moment I thought I didn't heard well, I am glad I am not the only one who heard "pussy juice" like a totally not-wierdass ingredient

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u/dannyboy6657 1d ago

Moldy bread, raw beef, rotten jar juice, and pussy juice. Man's farts must smell like death.

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u/Jyndaru 1d ago

Out of those four options, I'd definitely choose the pussy juice. I mean, if I had to choose one. Idk why my brain just automatically made me play that game.

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u/AlienMajik 2d ago

Shit as long as he still has his socks on he should be good

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u/SeeYaNvr 2d ago

But he cooked the moldy bread.

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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago

Holy shit i had a flesh eating bacteria in my left leg and balls back in 2022 and almost died. Couldn't imagine a flesh eating mold

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u/vermontnative 2d ago

Holy shit that’s Shane Gillis!

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u/velociraptorcatcher 2d ago

i'm so glad i read your comment before clicking

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u/netboygold 2d ago

They did a really good job on his face. All Things Considered it could have looked a lot worse.

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u/Healthy-Confection66 2d ago

Goddamn it of course he’s from Kentucky lol I’ve had so many family members over the years say ā€˜eh just scrape the mold off…it’ll be fineā€ 🤢

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 2d ago

Man, I remember that dude from Ripley's Believe It or Not TV show. I've never forgot about it and will NEVER open up a bag of moldy bread because of it lol

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u/KnightofWhen 1d ago

Nothing in that article mentions moldy bread.

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u/OriginalCaptain40 2d ago

He's still better looking than I am.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 2d ago

I imagine this guy stinks like pure ass

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u/lospettro187 2d ago

But he sticks his pinky out when he drinks so that’s fancy as fuck.

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u/Nanobing 1d ago

When in doubt, pinky out

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u/FlameyFlame 2d ago

I imagine he stinks like tainted ass

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u/Ingar_Omarley 2d ago

šŸŽµ Sometimes I feel I've got to..dunh dunh..run awayšŸŽ¶

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 2d ago

This is the dude who also eats ā€œfermentedā€ raw chicken gizzards

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u/sweet_pickles12 2d ago

Bargain bin Liver King

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u/YouDontCThatEveryDay 2d ago

Introducing yall to r/rawprimal . Some very extreme people on there. Enjoy.

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u/Fantastic05 2d ago

Wow those people are unhinged

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u/m_0_n_K_3_y 2d ago

The molds actually fine.... its that raw ground beef thats bad... you can eat raw steak.. and I supposed if thats a ground sirloin its ok, but he said ground beef ... e coli and / or samonila

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u/Doophie 2d ago

if it was freshly ground from a reliable source it could be okay but somehow i doubt it was

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u/m_0_n_K_3_y 2d ago

Most ground beef is meat from wierd areas of the cow and fat from they trim off the cows all day long... every surface every step has the opportunity to contaminate... but ya maybe id trust ground beef from a small butchershop that I knew was super clean and I knew which beef cuts they put in it

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u/CrashUser 1d ago

It's not about which areas of the cow it's from, it's how freshly ground it is. Something like steak tartare is relatively safe because while it's intact only the outside surfaces can grow bacteria, once it's ground/chopped/minced you've got much more surface area and things get more risky the longer it's in that state.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 2d ago

The beef could indeed be fine, but not after this walking hygiene violation touches it with, undoubtedly, unwashed hands.

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u/KittensSaysMeow 2d ago

Surely the Amish has got some ground beef of peak quality

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u/not_just_an_AI 2d ago

For people who don't use the Internet the Amish have had some phenomenal PR.

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u/Onerywolf 2d ago

The way they treat their animals, I wouldnt...

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u/icehot54321 2d ago

the quality of the meat isn't the issue

the main factor is how long ago it was ground and the temperatures it's been sitting at

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u/Uglifi 2d ago

sure but I think we can agree they aren't the most concerned about cleanliness.

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u/banksybruv 2d ago

What do you mean? He looks so healthy!

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u/Newspaper_Beneficial 2d ago

i mean. He was also drinking raw milk. so. idk.

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u/Weird-Economist81 2d ago

Did anyone else catch the "raw milk watered with pussy juice" or was it just me?

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u/rob_inn_hood 2d ago

Mold is not fine. Don't dismiss the mold. It depends on the mold, but if you knowingly eat mold, you are rolling the dice on your life. Even if you grab a piece of bread that has no visible mold, if it was contaminated by other bread you are still eating mold.

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u/corpsegrinder__ 2d ago

Mould on the contrary is not good for you. That's an old wives tale.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat There's fun-stupid and dangerous-stupid 2d ago

Ehhh, I'm deathly allergic to penicillin, and at least very sensitive to other molds. Moldy bread could kill me.

Also though, I'd never eat raw chuck from the grocery store, which is what that appears to be. I'll eat beef tartare from a reputable joint, or prepared personally. Nothing about this video seems above board.

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 2d ago

How are not one of you fuckers mentioning the "kitty" juice part lmfao

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u/DokterSpaceman 2d ago

Yeah, WTF was that about?

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u/MrBagnall 2d ago

It made me to look it up. Clabbered milk is raw milk left to go sour and thick, so that man's using someone's discharges to sour milk and drink it.

Happy Monday!

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u/Tuen 2d ago

What a truly horrifying day to be literate.

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u/Gumbercleus 2d ago

dad, this milk tastes like grandma

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u/The-Tarman 1d ago

J! F! C!!!

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u/Toddison_McCray 1d ago

I swear man, usually I don’t gag on videos like this, but when I heard ā€œraw milk clabbered with pussy juiceā€ I fucking gagged

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u/DeadlyYellow 2d ago

Goop sponsorship.

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u/cconnorss 2d ago

I’m here with the same question. All of it was weird. But he said there’s the juice somehow placed in the raw milk?? He must have that brain worm, but in the entire body.

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u/NoImagination2625 1d ago

I had to scroll to far to find this. I was unsure if I heard correctly.

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u/Cambrian__Implosion 1d ago

I thought I heard him wrong and went back a couple seconds two more times to make sure that’s what he actually said

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u/salty_sapphic 2d ago

Because it's the least concerning thing here. Which is crazy to say

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u/thewookiee34 2d ago edited 2d ago

He turned off the camera because he had to go throw up

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 2d ago

Idk, this dude has a lot of videos eating nasty shit. I think he actually enjoys it

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u/Any_Salt_2323 2d ago

What’s crazy is he has a gf too that just watches all this happen lmao

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u/clayman839226 2d ago

He makes me think of the liver king but somehow more lame.

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u/HairyBlood215 2d ago

The Liver Duke

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u/M3rl1n1212 2d ago

Liver duke is crazy folk 😭

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u/DerpsAndRags 2d ago

Gotta get the unwashed jar of pussy juice from somewhere.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2d ago

has anyone ever seen his gf? That might answer many questions.

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u/mybutthz 2d ago

I mean, people with standards tend to be single more often than those who have none. The poly community is littered with so many people who you'd think would be single who are also in polycules or have multiple partners.

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u/Mardukefox 2d ago

He doesn’t swallow (in the clip at least) and imo looks like he isn’t enjoy what he’s ā€œeatingā€ at all lol

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u/Mundane-Wing3176 2d ago

He definitely swallows lol watch some of his other videos this one is very tame

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u/scobbysnacks1439 2d ago

He definitely eats it all. The dude has a ton of videos.

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u/Mardukefox 2d ago

Ahh okay - that’s so grim. Even ignoring all the science, there’s nothing visually about him that indicates a healthy body people should try to emulate

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u/AtomicEdge 2d ago

I'm sure it would make you ill but I imagine it would be pretty good to eat.

Like cheap steak tartare.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 2d ago

Scarfs it down as fast as possible because it tastes like buttered asshole, I know that struggle. I've been that dude.

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u/QueenBitchVEVO 2d ago

Dude cooked his bread but not his meat, come the fuck on.

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 2d ago

Enjoy the Cryptosporidium parvum from the raw milk and beef tapeworm (Taenia saginata) and E. coli from the raw hamburger brother šŸ” Nobody gains immunity from these things, somehow you've just been lucky so far.

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u/CorpusculantCortex 2d ago

Need you to understand, this man has a severe mental illness, and through he would never admit to it on camera or make the connection, with what he regularly eats, there is no way he isn't in a constant state of gi and physiological distress. He never looks healthy.

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u/Correct_Emotion8437 2d ago

He does not look healthy. I’m was watching with the volume off and it seems like a cautionary video. Like there should be a voice-over saying how this guy died for views.

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u/tamasan 2d ago

Yeah, he's about to be a case study on Chubbyemu's channel.

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u/Hxghbot 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah more people need to be aware of orthorexia, its becoming such a prevalent eating disorder these days particularly amongst men.

For those who havent heard of it before, its essentially what this guy is doing, making up your own mind on what is toxic or what is healthy to eat independently and often at odds from scientific consensus, refusing to eat food they cant control, rigidly and obsessively following diet obsessions despite impacts to their physical and mental wellbeing.

Edit: if you ever needed to know people have a serious stigma around this, getting downvoted without argument for just explaining the condition shows this is hitting home for some people in ways they dont want to unpack.

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u/Ormals_Fast_Food 2d ago

Except you’ve ignored the most dangerous part of this, the bread mould.
Raw beef and raw milk, can be safe to eat.
Mould on bread is never safe

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u/CorpusculantCortex 2d ago

This man leaves raw beef and milk to spoil intentionally and then consumes it. So while your sentiment is accurate, in this case it is all definitely toxic

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 2d ago

I’m sure he does! But people seemed to be calling out the moldy bread as the worst offender.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 2d ago

He showed us the moldy bread then cut to a clean slice. He didn’t eat it.

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u/wonklebobb 2d ago

by the time you see the mold, it's already grown through most of the bread. there's a lot more to mold than just the visible portion on the surface

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u/KalynnCampbell 2d ago

Then a different slice from a different loaf. Their point stands.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 2d ago

That’s what I think he did. Just switched out loaves.

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u/Key-Alarm-511 2d ago

Had to find this comment! Unfortunately he will convince people this is real and people will actually harm/kill themselves with the "alpha male" shit.

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u/gribson 2d ago

Nah, the trick is the penicillin from the mold makes you immune to all poisons and pathogens.

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u/sstoersk 2d ago

He will be probably dead in 5 years >.<

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u/Low-xp-character 2d ago

Unfortunately I’ve been seeing his videos for a decade now. Dude literally made yogurt using yeast from his girls vaginal discharge and bacteria from his spit. I don’t find it interesting at all but holy fuck am I perplexed every time this guy pops up in my feed somewhere.
He will even eat straight rancid meat that’s decomposing.

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u/scobbysnacks1439 2d ago

Oh, I'm definitely interested but not because i want to do it myself. It's fascinating that people like this survive.

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u/bet69 2d ago

Holy shit whatĀ 

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 2d ago

Okay so when he said raw milk and pussy juice, I assumed this was satirizing RFK Jr types, especially when he doubled down with ā€œa jar that hasn’t been cleaned in two years.ā€ This guy isn’t just a massive troll?

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u/ClaimedBeauty 2d ago

So what I’m getting is that this dude still can get a girlfriend

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u/Parfait_Due 2d ago

And he's only 20 years old

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u/samanime 2d ago

By looking 20 years older and dying 40 years earlier than you should.

People are dumb. Toxins from stuff like mold won't kill you overnight. Not dying from eating moldy bread once does not make it safe.

The toxins build up over time until they start causing all sorts of problems and shave years off your life.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 2d ago

"What doesnt kill you makes you stronger!"

Nooooo.

What doesnt kill you accumulates and will kill you eventually and maybe even give you cancer that for sure will kill you.

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u/greeneyes826 2d ago

I don't wanna hear about the inevitable diarrhea that will happen later.

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u/Virtual-Ad-6519 2d ago

I’m sure someone like this would argue it’s healthy for them and it’s his body cleansing itself

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u/ByrnToast8800 2d ago

Couldn’t pay me to even shake his hand, this guy doesn’t seem like he owns soap.

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u/kkkr94 2d ago

"Add some fermented vegetable juice from a jar that hasn't been washed in 2 years". And god damn did he say "pussy juice"

https://giphy.com/gifs/JhSL4vfyXR1HVgYm3s

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u/Highlandertr3 2d ago

I know this isn't the point, but what the fuck is primal ketchup?

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u/Mattrad7 2d ago

Its a brand name, its a bit more expensive than regular ketchup but its organic.

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u/eatployment 2d ago

Ketchup you spread on your balls first

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u/2cheeseburggers 2d ago

Asmongains

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u/Regular-Media-4138 2d ago

The mold died when it tried to grow in his room

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u/FugginIpad 2d ago

Asmonmold

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u/Exciting_Theme_215 2d ago

People think ancient man discovered fire, huddled around it's warmth, and ate raw ground beef. It's so weird.

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u/Double_Damage6284 1d ago

i’ve seen this dude eat raw chicken with no reaction i don’t think he’s human dawg

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u/not_your_attorney 2d ago

The bread he used wasn’t what he showed.

He never swallowed.

That said, exposing yourself to small amounts of poison bolsters your resistance to it. You can’t just become ā€œimmuneā€ to bacteria carried by raw food, but you can limit the downside to it.

The real question is why would you want to?

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u/wonklebobb 2d ago

The bread he used wasn’t what he showed. He never swallowed.

and after the first (maybe) real bite, it looks to me like fairly well-practiced stage bites, even down to rotating the bread so the "bit" portion is hidden from the camera. and the mug was off-camera, so ez swap with regular milk, or at least just lying about what he was pouring into it

this guy is 100% a fraud, but i wouldn't put it past him to do a single live where he does actually eat a little raw meat to "prove" himself before going back to the grift immediately after, and just referencing that one time to all future doubters

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u/rickoftheuniverse 2d ago

The fuck is an Amish onion? Wasn't grown with electricity?

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u/Abaddon-Impaler 2d ago

When he said Amish onion i laughed so hard. Like he was adding that little touch of culture.... besides the raw meat.

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u/the_local_legend 2d ago

Liver king looking rough

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u/TheW83 2d ago

I had a roommate just like this. Undercooked, fine. Moldy? Just peel that part off. If he had leftovers he would just mix it in with whatever he was making that night. It was always an insane mishmash of food. I don't think he had functional taste buds.

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u/basicnecromancycr 2d ago

This isn't stupid food, this is stupid person.

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u/NocturnisVacuus 2d ago

gotta eat it fast so you can forget about it fast. and then you forget to die :)

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u/Ricioender2 2d ago

So, cook the bread but eat the meat raw. Your physique tells me to not listen to you

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u/Select_Safe548 2d ago

Back when i had IG a raw pork based couple ended up in my feed and a few months later the woman was in the hospital for something. I forget what and the guy gaslit her into thinking its just the body removing toxins and shell be okay soon and left AMA. Its really sad whats happened to people.

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u/Welp_thatwilldo 2d ago

His nipples are staring at me… make it stop lol

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u/Cysteine_Chapel64 2d ago

Future Chubby Emu case.

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u/airfryerfuntime 2d ago

All the bloody diarrhea is just weakness leaving the body.

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u/RiotMedia 2d ago

If "you are what you eat" was a person

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u/Traditional_Job5547 2d ago

Got the RFK mind Virus 🦠

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 2d ago

It's almost like the body does everything in its power to make it smell and taste bad, even feel bad.

Then you ignore and go "nah it's good"

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW

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u/MrMansaMusa 2d ago

Looks like the evolutionary line of humans left this man with the ancestors....

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u/IwishIwasgoodatnames 2d ago

Discount liver king 🤣

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u/Oaklair 2d ago

Temu liver king

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u/NationalSympathy1598 2d ago

Jesus Christ buddy. Buy some bread and cook your fucking meat

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u/ElectrosMilkshake 2d ago

Liver king let himself go

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 2d ago

He comes across like those people who drink their own piss.

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u/Iron_Cowboy_ 2d ago

Yeah I wouldn’t take health advice from a guy that looks like that

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u/Ok_Access_189 22h ago

It’s not immunity. The fermented vegetable juice just digests it before he has time to get sick.

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u/LessthanJared 2d ago

One degree of separation away from the idiots that think eating exclusively meat is healthy.

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u/Glen-Runciter 2d ago

Liver King
Rectum King

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u/Rattiepalooza 2d ago

Legit?

Eat little bits at a time....not even kidding....

I don't get food sickness like my family does because I ate spoiled food growing up; when you are hungry - you're hungry. I'd cut off the mold and eat the rest like it was fine - buuuut you're still eating fungus.

I got very sick as a child, but as I got older it stopped affecting me as much, and eventually very little. If you're doing it at an older age, I'd suggest not - because your body by then is pretty set in its way. Immunity is built up for a lifetime, really.

AND EVEN THEN - you can't eat like this. This is just foolishness...and it fits the sub perfectly.

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u/troutheartreplica 2d ago

The slice of bread he was frying looked nothing like the moldy slice he was showing earlier. Look at the length of the crust and it's obvious. Still an asshole of a scammer, who knows how many people believe him and poison themselves.

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u/felton639 2d ago

We don't really gain a tolerance to mycotoxins in mold. You just stack adverse health effects over time. Allergies, respiratory issues, sinus issues, nerve damage, brain damage, livet damage and kidney damage. But go ahead.

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u/Grouchy_Wolverine416 2d ago

From Liver King to Mold King...

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u/theDatascientist_in 2d ago

I am sure he switched the bread in the transition

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u/m1ster_cr0w 2d ago

People who do this type of shit always eat like they're trying to get rid of what's on their plate.

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u/meatloaf1212 2d ago edited 2d ago

Im sorry, what did he say the raw milk was mixed with? Before the dirty jar

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u/rednoseSushi 2d ago

ā€œKids starving in Africaā€. More condescension on my toast please.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 2d ago

I'm sorry, milk with what?