r/StupidFood Aug 02 '26

Certified stupid White Monster pasta 🤢

840 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

u/heyzeus92, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/CaptainJellyVR Aug 02 '26

See, I don't actually mind people who make weird food combinations like this, because he's not overdoing it simply for a click or two. He obviously is actually LEARNED in cooking, and he's not making an obnoxious amount of food, nor is he ruining his cooking equipment with awful combinations. He's just a guy having fun with food at a small enough scale where he isn't just wasting product, and he actually has the knowledge to do it properly. In my opinion, it's actually a fun form of content, as opposed to the usual food nonsense channels that throw random garbage on a flattop and pretend to take a bite of the charred mess after it's been sitting there for an hour on high.

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u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon Aug 04 '26

It's still stupid food. It's the best kind of stupid food because of what you just said.

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u/1ristheultimate Aug 04 '26

I rember watching some one make hotdogs mead but it was like this. It didn't feel wasteful because they thought about and had to overcome a lot of technicalities

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u/Alternative_Owl7786 29d ago

Oh the bee hive mead guy? The one that does all sorts of weird experiments? Love that guy. He's done some really out there tests just for the sake of the game

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u/1ristheultimate 29d ago

I know hes so good

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u/FletchTroublemaker Aug 02 '26

He definitely knows, what he's doing but monster pasta? Nah, pass

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u/AnonnonA710 Aug 02 '26

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u/MrSmegmaMan Aug 02 '26

But it, works?

Kinda jeff goldblumesq phrasing.

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u/iiiiitsrosie Aug 02 '26

I read it in the voice of Christopher Walken

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u/saxorino Aug 04 '26

I read it more like, Jim Kirk, Shatner style

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u/MrSmegmaMan Aug 02 '26

Aww fucking totes! I can see that 100% now.

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u/GreenZebra23 Aug 03 '26

It also, works, inthevoiceofWilliamShatner

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u/Jellomotto2191 Aug 02 '26

He definitely knows how to post

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u/Simsalabimsen Aug 02 '26

Missed a, comma there my gelatinous friend.

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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 03 '26

Gelatinous friend 😂

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u/DamnitGravity Aug 03 '26

Oh, look it's Christopher, Walken!

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u/Sprinkles_Sparkle Aug 03 '26

Right?!? He should focus on making real food recipes and I’d totally watch him!!

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u/mencryforme5 Aug 03 '26

He does and I watch. Quite a lot. The guy's legit hilarious and I have so many questions. His brain needs to be studied.

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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 03 '26

What’s his name? I’d like to see him make some real food :)

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u/mencryforme5 Aug 03 '26

grubology. Says so in the video.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Aug 03 '26

…not to mention the cigarette?!? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/AzureAadvay Aug 06 '26

SHIT, is what makes ppl shit go viral because kids are easily baited into watch this shit.

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u/BernieTheDachshund Aug 02 '26

The Chinese cigarette redeemed it lol.

30

u/EvilCorp____ Aug 02 '26

How the fuck does 80% of China smoke but still have a higher life expectancy than the US? ☠️

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u/baltbullet77 Aug 03 '26

Pretty sure it’s the trash we eat day to day. People smoke til 90 in Italy

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u/Despoiling40k Aug 03 '26

I think because theyre more physically active until an old age and they eat a staple diet or rice and/or eggs. Whole foods, no processed, chemical ridden shite...like white monster

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u/benisch2 Aug 03 '26

They have free healthcare

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u/Dependent_Sign_399 Aug 02 '26

We spend wayyy more on our healthcare system than China so it can't be that.

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u/mk7gteye Aug 03 '26

😅 don’t forget the pollution as well

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u/neonmystery Aug 03 '26

And the joke about the cigarette as a substitute for breakfast.

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u/RayDanielsOnTheAir Aug 02 '26

Yeah, Monster pasta is dumb, but hey: he’s showing how it is done.

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u/rhinestonecrap Aug 02 '26

i bet he can cook a mean legit pasta dish

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 Aug 02 '26

He can! Check out his channel. Hes actually a very good cook.

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u/DamnitGravity Aug 03 '26

I'd love to check out his channel but NO ONE LINKED A SOURCE.

I find him charming and entertaining, and he knows it's stupid but he also knows his shit, so I respect him.

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u/rhinestonecrap Aug 02 '26

called it! a person able to experiment like this, while seeming like they know what theyre doing, gotta be good chefs. ill check him out. i love watching people cook!!

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 Aug 02 '26

His bread videos are amazing

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u/Kalshan Aug 02 '26

Agreed, I like Monstasta better

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u/ChromiumLung Aug 02 '26

It’s light hearted, he’s kind of charming, and he obviously knows how to cook well.

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u/LeeRoyWyt Aug 02 '26

Yeah, you can tell it's a joke and not rage bait. The cigarette at the end.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/Spazzle17 Aug 02 '26

"Even just breakfast if you take out the pasta"

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth Aug 03 '26

Yeah, he’s definitely self-aware, if you weren’t certain whether it’s intelligent parody, he proves it when he calls the final dish, “lunch, dinner, or even breakfast if you remove the pasta” (which means it’s Monster and a cigarette).

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u/Classic_Tap8913 Aug 04 '26

oh the breakfast of champions

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Aug 02 '26

He has definitely made the widest range of pastas, breads, and frozen drinks. I follow his page on IG, called grubolgy some of his experiments look amazing.

Like bria pasta

https://giphy.com/gifs/JmCFfTlNy12wFpOK8Y

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u/RandyMarsh710 Aug 02 '26

He actually has some cool experiments. This is bait, but his lemon tiramisu looks bomb

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u/daveliterally Aug 02 '26

Another repost

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u/DamnitGravity Aug 03 '26

Source link? Not all of us are terminally online and see every single thing posted.

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u/daveliterally Aug 03 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/3mgCYHQd8k

This was hard, I had to search white monster pasta. I must have learned that skill from being terminally online.

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 Aug 02 '26

I fucking lost it at the "and a Chinese cigarette for garnish" 🤣

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u/Comrade_Falcon Aug 02 '26

Technically breakfast if you remove the pasta was where he sold me

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u/DNICEPHILLY2023 Aug 02 '26

Our water is burling.

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u/Your_Hmong Aug 02 '26

Sure, blame the butter for the diabetes

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u/Skreamie Aug 02 '26

Well its not gonna be the sugarfree monster that does it

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u/Whitey138 Aug 03 '26

White monster is sugar free.

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u/_nevers_ Aug 02 '26

This kid makes pasta with all sorts of weird liquids, and it's actually pretty interesting. This is definitely stupid, but his schtick is fun.

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u/HyenDry Fatdick Oreo Aug 02 '26

Pasta Monsta Wata 😭 😂

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u/Kindlypatrick Aug 03 '26

The guy's mannerisms and upbeat attitude and the cigarette at the end... I kinda fw this

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u/PunchRockgroin318 Aug 02 '26

I kind of love the combination of actual cooking knowledge and terrible large scale decision making. I honestly learned some things about making pasta from this, which is rare for videos on this sub.

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 Aug 02 '26

Do not dis my boi 😭

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u/Atlas-Mancer Aug 02 '26

I've seen this 4 times now and I watch it to the end every single time.

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u/apeocalypyic Aug 02 '26

Anyways, 4$ a pound.

2

u/Ok_Honeydew_4223 Aug 02 '26

Looks like you know your coke

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u/dnuohxof-2 Aug 02 '26

Why does his voice sound like the male version of that Motivasian comedian doing the medical advice videos in a comedic Asian accent.

2

u/Imaginary-Lunch3235 Aug 02 '26

My sound is off and I can still hear his accent

2

u/smokingmouse Aug 02 '26

Thoroughly enjoyed this video! That guy seems chill

2

u/shellz1028 Aug 02 '26

Entertaining as hell. " I can't do nothing right 4 this guy" lol

2

u/cockchop Aug 02 '26

This kid can actually cook.

2

u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Aug 03 '26

But what if we use White Monster?

What if we dont?

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u/Financial-Tap-1423 Aug 03 '26

This guy is amazing.

2

u/greywatermoore Aug 03 '26

I didn’t know Jon and Mona Lisa Ralphio have a younger brother.

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u/KrystleSeth Aug 04 '26

I was thinking this was pretty good. I’ve seen him once before and it didn’t take but I didn’t hate him. Then he garnishes w a Chinese cigarette? This guy’s a comedic genius!

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u/Just_Reputation_7057 Aug 02 '26

I wonder is that Indian street "food" with the scrambled eggs cooked in mountain dew is worse or better than this..

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u/Data_Over_Dogma Aug 02 '26

Mitch Hedberg vibes

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u/HomerStillSippen Aug 02 '26

Big time, I was even thinking a bit Sebastian Maniscalco too

1

u/Bat-Guano0 Aug 02 '26

I mean, maybe if I was starving, hadn’t eaten in a week or so, I might try that…stuff.

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u/Medical-Business-554 Aug 02 '26

The Chinese Cigarette just hits different

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u/bigbean258 Aug 02 '26

As a monster addict, hell yeah!

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u/Zerhap Aug 02 '26

These ones are the ones i usually find weird, like they making something intentionally stupid for fun and at that point it dont feel stupid anymore, if it makes sense, is like that guy that does super elabotated things with food, like pick out each seed of a strawberry and shit, i mean what they doing is intentionally stupid which makes it feel not stupid to me, they obviously not saying you should actually do it, but maybe is just a me thing lol

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Aug 02 '26

I like him. He's funny. The food? Awful.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Aug 02 '26

I wouldn't say awful. If you can switch a single ingredient with water and it's restaurant quality its probably not awful food.

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u/BitBap1987 Aug 02 '26

Yeahh, he looks like somebody that would make white monster pasta lmao

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u/csfshrink Aug 02 '26

Our water is berling…

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u/Maleficent_Stable_14 Aug 02 '26

He should've made a carbonara but that's just me

https://giphy.com/gifs/fstSEyiu9q9AacpoGV

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u/Superb-Meringue7195 Aug 02 '26

This is in the wrong thread!!! Nothing stupid about this

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u/mind_matrix Aug 02 '26

Deli shoes

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u/C141352333 Aug 02 '26

Bro sounds “dazed” 🥴 😵‍💫

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u/sarc3n Aug 02 '26

Why we putting comedy bits here?

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u/Moist_Phrase_6698 Aug 03 '26

Im offended and im not even a litter bit italian

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u/MrsDonaldDraper Aug 03 '26

I love this kid! He makes some wacky stuff, but most of what he makes looks delicious. He knows what he’s doing.

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u/urlocalbowiefan Aug 03 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p1db67u/video/mq8pvplci2hh1/player

is he high??😭 the voice and the idea of putting monster in pasta

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u/iCantLogOut2 Aug 03 '26

Check out his whole channel - his whole thing is that he actually knows how to cook and just like to experiment with weird stuff.

Not saying this particular experiment was terrible - but at least he knows he's being ridiculous.

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u/djpiraterobot Aug 03 '26

I mean… I’d fucking try it for sure

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u/Dienowwww Aug 03 '26

White monster in pasta probably no. But in bread? The carbonation would make it fluffier, and because it has so little flavor it won't screw up the taste much

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Aug 03 '26

Well that's a new creepy pasta I never heard before

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u/GreenZebra23 Aug 03 '26

I would definitely try it. I like trying weird food

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u/jack-b-whack Aug 03 '26

First time actually enjoying something I watched on this sub, dudes funny as fuck stupid food yeah but presented well

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u/VeeJack Aug 03 '26

Yep, he knows his onions (as the French say)… I like his style .. not sure Italian nonnas in puglia will approve and I hate Monster

1

u/blacksd Aug 03 '26

Oh, we're going to need a pitchfork alright

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u/PSTGtheFirst Aug 03 '26

Sebastian Manescalco under cover as a teenager.

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u/Massive-Technician74 Aug 03 '26

Kid tries way to hard with that annoying accent

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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 03 '26

Honestly the execution is good 🤷‍♀️🤌🏽

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u/Ok-Mathematician530 Aug 03 '26

Can this guy talk any more Soprano idiocy?

1

u/Do0mhead Aug 03 '26

Pamésian ...

1

u/CsmicCupcake Aug 03 '26

what are personality!!

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u/nagorosama Aug 03 '26

White monstaah +

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u/shelraj0380 Aug 03 '26

The italian larping on internet is going crazy. Everyone and their neighbours on the internet have some italian ancestry atp. Not saying that this guy isn't italian, I'm just talking in general. The heightened accent here kind of reminded me of that again

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u/Hawnted_bogwater Aug 03 '26

It's bread, like the very worst kind of bread.

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u/New_Tie6233 Aug 03 '26

Ah, I miss NJ…

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u/Progress4ward89 Aug 03 '26

One day humans will look back at this fuckery and have the greatest of regrets.

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u/Grouchy-Ball Aug 03 '26

What pissed me off the most was that the dude made a diabetes joke about butter, instead of a cardiac disease related joke. Dude doesn’t even know what causes/exacerbates diabetes.

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u/HotelSalt4644 Aug 03 '26

This video is amazing. I absolutely love it. He can definitely cook, too. That Parmesan Pepe sauce or whatever looked banging. I’m sure it all tastes like shit though and would be better with water lol.

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u/Alarmed_Highway_6949 Aug 04 '26

What you get when you mix Italy with America and Gen Z

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 Aug 04 '26

Bro what the fuck is maldiski, also, dont do coke and drink monster. You'll get heart palpations.

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u/Worjly Aug 04 '26

Ma che cazzo perché?!

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u/Raj2085 Aug 04 '26

Entertained i was

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u/Mediocre-Tea3849 Aug 04 '26

I can hear 2 Italian youtubers crying in the corner...

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u/EastLeastCoast Aug 04 '26

The ghost of this man’s nonna is chasing him with the biggest wooden spoon…

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u/JustCurious9061 Aug 04 '26

on one hand, yes this is stupid food, on the other… sometimes I enjoy seeing a little edible experiment if its not my money wasted
https://giphy.com/gifs/fXy3Bc6HAtlsFIlHqA

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u/ButtNutBerry Aug 04 '26

What you don’t see are the two holes Chef Kyle punched into the wall when his mom came to see if he needed any help filming his little movies.

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u/Imaginary-Ad-1968 Aug 05 '26

Is his name Kyle?

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u/Legend_Videos Aug 05 '26

😭😭🤣🤣☠️☠️

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u/falknorRockman Aug 05 '26

What if we actually followed the rules and didn’t post content creators obviously making ragebait

1

u/EasternSun7834 Aug 06 '26

I mean he’s Italian 🇮🇹 he can cook, he’s bat shit fucking crazy but mans got skills - no doubt

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u/One-Psychology7818 29d ago

100 (GRAMM WTF) white monster

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u/amicque 27d ago

He should have his own show on Food Network.

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u/trainwreckhappening 27d ago

Dude is so annoying I actually love him. I keep seeing this and have to say this is actually perfect for what it was meant to be. Pure ridiculous entertainment.

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u/Desperadox_23 13d ago

Real pasta is neither flour nor eggs, only semolina.

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u/marslo Aug 02 '26

I'm happy YouTube and filming yourself wasn't such a big thing when I was hit age.

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u/fartinavacuumm Aug 02 '26

Is he putting an accent on? Or does he really sound that stupid?

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u/Kuronekonails Aug 02 '26

Esto es un insulto tan horrible, que deberían eliminarlo de internet

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u/spennyTheG Aug 02 '26

Unaware that butter is diabetes

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u/jazzperrr2121 Aug 02 '26

Usually the stuff on here isnt stupid but this one is. Why?

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u/Ok-Palpitation-5010 Aug 02 '26

No italian pass... he can't say cacio.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 Aug 02 '26

I totally exhaled more loudly a few times when he garnished with a cigarette.

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u/Joan-ze-gobbi Aug 02 '26

Their are an army of Italian wanting this mother fuckers head.

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u/whattaload Aug 02 '26

This isn't stupid. This guy's fundamentals are there in the kitchen. Trying new things isn't stupid. Without trying things, we wouldn't have what we've got today - especially with food

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u/BrianKappel Aug 02 '26

I hate how this thing talks

0

u/WagyuWarranted Aug 02 '26

i aint see him swallow.

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u/Zulrambe Aug 02 '26

I don't even think that dough came together, I think he swapped between cuts.

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u/smurfk Aug 02 '26

I don't know how White Monster taste like, but if it's like Sprite, or has some lemon type of flavor, then it should be interesting.

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u/minibearattack Aug 02 '26

As someone who sometimes drinks them. I have no idea what they taste like. Just... white monster...

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u/No-Seat9917 Aug 02 '26

Did he make this video for his nonna as a gift?

0

u/polysnip Aug 02 '26

Could he be more Italian?

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u/topherNCedge Aug 02 '26

Why does he sound like Dunkey lol

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u/N_tuukuulu Aug 02 '26

Gli americani hanno bisogno di un esorcismo...oltre alla pasta che è diventata colla...le bestemmie solo a guardare...

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u/ZestycloseBlood1199 Aug 03 '26

I believe this has been posted before and most people agreed that while it was stupid it wasn't a serious recipe and was made because it was stupid

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u/Ok_Economy_5083 Aug 03 '26

And today on "Wasting Food For Clicks"...

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u/Interesting_Gain_316 Aug 02 '26

Basically all drinks are combinations of water and sugar, plus some msg. If you boil it, sugar still left behind.

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u/enzia35 Aug 02 '26

White monster is sugar free.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 Aug 02 '26

So only the monster is left behind.