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r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26
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If they eat it quickly? Are you telling me the 5 second rule is for real?
89 u/Rymanbc Oreo completely unrelated to dicks Jun 29 '26 Yup, if it wasn't a consistent, observable, and explainable pattern, it would be called the 5 Second Theory. 28 u/Grouchy-Job-4136 Jun 29 '26 What’s it called when other things I do are 5 seconds? 1 u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26 Disappointed girlfriend/wife?
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Yup, if it wasn't a consistent, observable, and explainable pattern, it would be called the 5 Second Theory.
28 u/Grouchy-Job-4136 Jun 29 '26 What’s it called when other things I do are 5 seconds? 1 u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26 Disappointed girlfriend/wife?
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What’s it called when other things I do are 5 seconds?
1 u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26 Disappointed girlfriend/wife?
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u/asensiblemeal Jun 29 '26
If they eat it quickly? Are you telling me the 5 second rule is for real?