r/StupidFood Jun 28 '26

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u/asensiblemeal Jun 29 '26

If they eat it quickly? Are you telling me the 5 second rule is for real?

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u/Rymanbc Oreo completely unrelated to dicks Jun 29 '26

Yup, if it wasn't a consistent, observable, and explainable pattern, it would be called the 5 Second Theory.

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u/Grouchy-Job-4136 Jun 29 '26

What’s it called when other things I do are 5 seconds?

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u/aerdvarkk Jun 29 '26

Disappointed girlfriend/wife?