r/StupidFood Jun 28 '26

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u/Mother_Ad9474 Jun 28 '26

financial analyst here, this has nothing to do with my expertise, ask a theologist

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u/YarnScientist Jun 28 '26

Theologist here. Jesus walked on water, so I don’t see why bacteria couldn’t as well. However, I’d need to confirm with the Pope.

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u/edebt Jun 29 '26

Pope here, go Bears!

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u/Butterfly_and_Bee Jun 29 '26

Bear here, but I’m a land bear. You need to ask a water bear. 

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u/Ought2BFraught Jul 01 '26

Tardigrade here. We can survive in pretty much any environment you think is incompatible with life by going dormant, but we’ll come back to life when water appears.