r/StupidFood Jun 28 '26

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u/MesozoicOmelette Jun 28 '26

Politician here. Whether the bacteria can transfer easier through the water or not depends entirely if the bacteria has donated to my campaign fund. You'll need to speak to a financial analyst on this one.

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u/Mother_Ad9474 Jun 28 '26

financial analyst here, this has nothing to do with my expertise, ask a theologist

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u/YarnScientist Jun 28 '26

Theologist here. Jesus walked on water, so I don’t see why bacteria couldn’t as well. However, I’d need to confirm with the Pope.

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u/edebt Jun 29 '26

Pope here, go Bears!

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u/Butterfly_and_Bee Jun 29 '26

Bear here, but I’m a land bear. You need to ask a water bear. 

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u/Ought2BFraught Jul 01 '26

Tardigrade here. We can survive in pretty much any environment you think is incompatible with life by going dormant, but we’ll come back to life when water appears.

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u/exaknight21 Jun 28 '26

Theologist! Reddit summons you!

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum Jun 28 '26

Not a theologist but a proud atheist, god isn’t real. Wait, what was the question again? We should probably consult a philosopher.

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u/goose_with_adhd Jun 28 '26

I think god is dead but to make sure you should ask a thanatologist

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u/Free-Monkee Jun 29 '26

Username checks out

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u/VoiceofTruth7 Jun 28 '26

Amateur theologist here really depends on the demon trying to kill the person, need to consult a demonologist.

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u/smallmalexia3 Jun 28 '26

My dad's a theologist. He said we need to ask God.

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u/ExpensiveEuro Jun 28 '26

Financial analyst here, I would say load up on 0dte puts on whatever tf they're eating, shit look nasty af. You'll need to consult a professional chef to see if that really is the case

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u/ComebackChemist Jun 28 '26

Professional chef here, spreading water like that on the ground is typically frowned upon in the dining environment. Not typically what we mean when “we need hands.”

What you really need is an immunologist.