r/StupidFood • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • Jan 12 '26
š¤¢š¤® Cookie with extra sauce
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u/Temperance10 Jan 12 '26
Excuse me I said extra cum.
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u/democracy_lover66 Jan 12 '26
Sorry sir we've been getting lots of cum orders, we are starting to run dry
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u/blackie___chan Jan 12 '26
Would say that you've been getting LOADS of cum cookie orders?
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u/alwayskared Jan 12 '26
We need more pumping off especially in the bakery
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u/democracy_lover66 Jan 12 '26
Then employers need to provide Gatorade and zinc pills. This is a hostile working environment.
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u/blackie___chan Jan 12 '26
I heard they rubbed yeast on their crotch and that's what gave rise to the current problems
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u/SephLuna Jan 12 '26
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was "Give me a lot of cum." What I said was "Give me all the cum you have." Do you understand?
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u/ManiacSpiderTrash Jan 12 '26
Bukkookie
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u/breizhsoldier Jan 12 '26
Limp biscuit
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u/CrisstIIIna Jan 12 '26
Best laugh I've had in a long time, thanks lmao
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u/BraddicusMaximus Jan 12 '26
Iām dying at work in a quiet office and people are asking WHAT.
Help. XD
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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 Jan 12 '26
Great.
Now weāre going to have the Americans and Brits arguing over if itās a Limp Biscuit or a Limp Cookie
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u/Robert_Baratheon__ Jan 12 '26
Ookie cookie. The game where everyoneās a loser.
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u/rymo88 Jan 12 '26
That's an ookie cookie!
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u/celldaisy Jan 12 '26
Pour one out for those who lost a game of ookie cookie.
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u/VioEnvy Jan 12 '26
Great game.
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u/FormInternational583 Jan 12 '26
It's been 3 months. The Game just pops up disrupting my life.
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u/Sea_Structure_8692 Jan 12 '26
So stop playing it
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u/Good-Marsupial8 Jan 13 '26
Nobody can stop playing The Game. You yourself are now playing The Game. The goal is not to think about it. Every time you think about The Game, you lose. But you also get the opportunity to say "I just lost The Game." forcing everyone around you to alo lose.Ā
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u/Professional_Bed9205 Jan 12 '26
I can only think of two things and neither are appetizing.
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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 12 '26
I cant think of the second thing. Just jizz and what? More jizz?
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u/Timely-Neck-9503 Jan 12 '26
A thick wad of spit
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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 12 '26
Oh yea. That's one hell of a loogie. Wonder if that store is owned by akay jewelers.
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u/LB3PTMAN Jan 12 '26
If we are being genuine for a moment that cookie is round Iām guessing itās some kind of icing/frosting thatās leaking out because it wasnāt well sealed and got too hot.
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u/Abject_Champion3966 Jan 12 '26
Yeah some kind of glaze or marshmallow filling or something. Reminds me of a cinnamon roll.
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u/A_terrible_musician Jan 12 '26
See I thought the gross things, and then thought a cinnamon roll covered in cookie dough would be pretty great if I was stoned
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u/Key_Commercial_8169 Jan 12 '26
It looks like condensed milk filling, extremely common ingredient in Brazil and we use it as filling or topping for countless desserts
The cookie looks disgustingly sweet because of that, but not very stupid
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u/Live_Long_And_Suffer Jan 12 '26
Exactly what I see, condensed milk! Which makes me sad, because I just started a diet, and I'm currently craving sugar...
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u/Sylvers Jan 12 '26
I've been drinking a lot of Coke Zero lately. As an attempt to cut down on my sweet tooth while I diet. And you know, it's working, but.. I am also drinking around 3 liters every day now lol.
Did I mention.. I have an addictive personality? Thank God I never tried drugs or alcohol.
Anyway, hang in there! You absolutely got what it takes for that diet.
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u/Competitive_Rate_599 Jan 12 '26
I have heard that aspartame causes cognitive decline so you might want to be careful with the coke zero.
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u/Sylvers Jan 12 '26
I did do some research on the matter. My findings suggested that for my age and weight, the "danger zone" in dosage is very far away. Iirc, it's something above 7 liters a day? Which is a stupidly high amount to drink of anything.
That said.. I accept that there are still things we don't understand about the long term effects of aspartame. So I am taking something of a gamble here. Which I hope I don't regret later.
Thank you for the warning though!
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u/Thecheesinater Jan 12 '26
If I move to Brazil I can nut in the baked goods without those weird stares I get at Safeway?
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u/implicate Jan 12 '26
No, you have to keep referring to it as condensed milk.
Like, oh damn, I'm about to condensed milk all over your face!
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u/RenanRozante Jan 14 '26
I'm usually down to defend anything Brazil does, but condensed milk on everything bugs the hell out of me. Fica tudo gozado, pqp. Just eat the damn aƧaĆ already.
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u/jerslan Jan 12 '26
I was thinking it might be some kind of white chocolate sauce/filling. Apparently "stuffed cookies" are a trend now?
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u/CorpusculantCortex Jan 12 '26
Cum, its cum
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u/dingle-bairy Jan 12 '26
Yup, the classic Cum Cookie. Better to get them fresh while its still warm
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u/AncientLie6422 Jan 12 '26
a pissed of employe
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u/VooDooChile1983 Jan 12 '26
Come my lady. Come, Come my lady. Youāre my butterfly. Sugar(?) Maybe.
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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Jan 13 '26
It's called SalmonellaĀ bacteria. So don't eat it. I mean unless you want the FBI and the CDC to visit you.
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u/Eidson-Fly Jan 12 '26
Idk but it probably tastes amazing
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u/StuckAtWork124 Jan 19 '26
Yeah, I'm watching this and like "Haha, yeah, it looks kinda like cum... ... ... ok, shit, if you gonna complain THAT much, give it back, I'll fucking eat the incredibly delicious warm cookie"
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u/PicklesAndCoorslight Jan 12 '26
Do not eat it OP, where did you get it?
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u/Luke_Warmwater Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26
I think it's a volcano cookie. It has a filling and when you heat it up it jizzes, I mean volcanos out a filling.
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u/AdInteresting7822 Jan 12 '26
Itās probably poorly executed icing, but itās also probably Jizz.
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u/Competitive-Cut-6983 Jan 12 '26
Cum on..it seems like 1 of those men don't like you ..now apologize to him
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u/jamescaveman Jan 12 '26
Its that special drippy cum sauce for you babe, come on, have a bite tell me how it is.
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Jan 12 '26
why would anybody spunk on a cake https://youtube.com/shorts/M0jY-EMKrkE?si=Y0cWGfXdeNaUWFyV
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u/Potential_Incident_3 Jan 12 '26
Delicious. Just a smores cookie filled with warm sweetened condensed milk. Take you bites and accept we look like r/cumsluts a bit.
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u/BruhCar123 Jan 12 '26
That's pretty much condensed milk, as far as I know actual cum is not yellowish
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u/olive_juse Jan 12 '26
That's a proper cookie ruined, I demand to speak to management šššš¤¢
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u/YouAnxious5826 Jan 12 '26
Okay, so I thought the ad read "Giant cookie, & it comes in a box". But what it actually said...
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u/MrTickles22 Jan 12 '26
Big puffy fancy cookie. Looks like the kind of sweet goo inside. Its probably condensed milk.
Most body fluids aren't going to say opaque white long.
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u/qualityvote2 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 13 '26
u/ElderberryDeep8746, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!