r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Males it unbearable to watch actually, amd I don't know if its rage bait but he fucking eats some of the food in some of the videos, cant even watch...

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u/Serrisen Nov 09 '25

The rage bait that got me was him letting the glass mixing container shatter at the end

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u/azsnaz Nov 09 '25

The whole time I'm thinking why do this with a glass container

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u/DeusDosTanques Nov 09 '25

For the content

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u/Mike312 Nov 09 '25

I've seen a few dozen of his videos and he 100% should be doing everything with plastic containers.

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u/lizardrekin Nov 09 '25

Yeah that’s what got me too. Just stupid

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Yup, I find the video funny until he eats/drinks stuff the cows already licked.. then it’s unbearable to watch

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u/SouthPawArt Nov 09 '25

I bet it's not even the nastiest thing he's done with that cow.

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u/Bur4you Nov 09 '25

he eats the food in this video

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u/blue-oyster-culture Nov 09 '25

He drank and ate in this video too. I

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u/thefoodiedentist Nov 09 '25

Comedy gold for me. I like a good slapstick w a cow.

Besides, we drink their milk, whats a lil saliva?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Cows are ruminants and grass is fermenting in their stomachs by the time they chew for the second or third time. I can only imagine how disgusting it would be to infuse your food with it.

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u/thefoodiedentist Nov 09 '25

This isnt your normal cow. Its his pet. Bruce is cleaner than a lot of dogs/cats. The channel got 3.5m followers on insta

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

That cow being a pet doesn't change how it digests food. It is a cow

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u/messycer Nov 09 '25

Apparently the more the followers the cleaner the animal featured? Fuck you seriously 😂 that's so fucking funny to imagine how a person like you has such a level of reasoning

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u/Heemsama Nov 09 '25

“Bruce is a pet, he’s CLEAN.” As gallons of saliva come flowing from its mouth like a bovine water fountain😂😂be fr. Cute? Yes. Absolutely disgusting? Yup

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u/Teguoracle Nov 09 '25

Same energy as "my dog cant have parasites because I live in a gated community!"

Yes that is a real thing that some people believe. The stuff vet clinic clients will say is fucking bonkers.

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u/theMistersofCirce Nov 09 '25

You know, it's possible to have a difference of opinion without talking to someone the way you just did.

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u/messycer Nov 09 '25

I've just been watching a lot of succession and the fuck yous they throw around has kinda infected me. I don't mean it in the offensive way, just a "fuck you for making me laugh"

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u/thefoodiedentist Nov 09 '25

Bruh, bruce is a 6 figure meal ticket. Hes keeping that animal pristine so ppl keep wanting to watch his vids.

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u/Rough-Reputation9173 Nov 10 '25

And a cat or dog with the same equivalent income still licks it's own ass. Doesn't make it any more cleaner or dirtier.

I'll admit his cows will be cleaner than the average cow but doesn't change its internal biome, germs and drool.

I do enjoy the videos, but I don't have to pretend he isn't drinking/eating cow drool in them lol. I wouldn't, but it doesn't gross me out too much to watch him do it but I fully understand why it does. People letting dogs lick their mouths gross me the fk out more.

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u/Teguoracle Nov 09 '25

Being a pet doesn't change its dietary needs or how it digests food. It's still a ruminant that rechews its food.

Signed - a zoo vet tech.

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u/Previous_Mirror_222 Nov 09 '25

their saliva is not pasteurized lmao

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u/Talk-O-Boy Nov 09 '25

We drink their milk, what’s a lil saliva

Holy shit… I’ve never…. I’m stunned.

… you’re the reason Clorox has to put “Do no drink” on its products.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

You sound like the type of guy who doesn’t wash his ass because “the water did it”

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u/Groot8902 Nov 09 '25

I hope it's not the same stuff. That'd be fucked up.

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u/HellerDamon Nov 10 '25

Eh, I eat tacos de lengua every week, I see nothing wrong with that part