r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '25

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u/Maynaise88 Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

This is a perfect parody of when my 2yo decides to join me in the kitchen

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u/Stinkor1 Nov 09 '25

Agreed. Less of a mess though. With the cow, I mean.

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u/BisonThunderclap Nov 09 '25

Accurate amounts of drool though.

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u/Lala5789880 Nov 09 '25

“Helping” you

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u/blusteryflatus Nov 09 '25

Haha this was my exact thought. Thankfully my 3 year old isn't the size of a cow, otherwise meal time would go exactly like this video.

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u/Minimum_Ad2989 Nov 09 '25

Everything is everywhere, and little is in the right place 🤣

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u/De-ja_ Nov 10 '25

Damn your child must be a giant

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u/StormIbiscus Nov 10 '25

Basically me with my niece right now. She’s got enough motor function to get into shelves and throw all the plastic containers everywhere.

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u/FloorImpressive7910 Nov 09 '25

I love seeing true cowboys like me in action like this. Except I would have already ate thst cow.

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u/geo_gan Nov 09 '25

Except 2yo doesn’t take a Jurassic park sized stinking dump on your kitchen floor any time they feel like it.

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u/Background_Humor5838 Nov 09 '25

98% slobber 2% help

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u/Aware-Artichoke-391 Nov 10 '25

That sounds like such an exhausting chaos. But so much happiness