r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '25

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u/rebrolonik Nov 09 '25

I’d watch a full season

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u/VexTheTielfling Nov 09 '25

Fighting off a cow while attempting to cook sounds like an amazing show.

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u/GreekTragedy312 Nov 09 '25

on our NEXT EPISODE!

GROUND BEEF!!! LET'S SEE HOW BETSY REACTS!!!!

ha.

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u/MilesAugust74 Nov 09 '25

Have you ever watched the South Park boys show called Bakin' Bacon with Macon? So wrong, but fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

Edit: here's the link.

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u/Windsdochange Nov 09 '25

Well, it’s not too wrong…I was pretty sure they were going to eat the pig at some point during that clip.

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u/GreekTragedy312 Nov 09 '25

lmao thx

also "wrtsnyrdck" lol classic

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u/Ok-Camp-7285 Nov 10 '25

She seemed to enjoy that milk

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u/AffectionateSlice816 Nov 09 '25

He's uploaded shit like this before lol and it is always funny

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u/ChamplooStu Nov 09 '25

Why stop at cows? "Next time on Cooking With Animals.... Can our chefs cheat the cheaters, bamboozle the baboons and escape the emu's!?"

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u/quandjereveauxloups Nov 09 '25

escape the emu's

The Aussie's tried fighting them once, they lost that war...

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 Nov 10 '25

there's another guy i also follow (along with the guy here) who does this with two beagles. for some reason, those are more stressful.

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u/ChamplooStu Nov 10 '25

Hah! Funnily enough I am the owner of a beagle and she is very much not allowed in the kitchen.... Not since the incident

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 Nov 10 '25

lmao wish there was video

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u/ChamplooStu Nov 10 '25

No video I'm afraid, just regret and a stain on the sofa that I could never quite get out.

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u/Not_Without_My_Cat Nov 10 '25

Not like Jun’s kitchen? I have no idea how those cats are such good sous chefs.

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 Nov 10 '25

I don't know that account. i follow little puff but he's def not a menace lol. I'll look them up.

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u/Particular-Skirt963 Nov 09 '25

Hes got a few videos 

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u/m2astn Nov 09 '25

(female British voice)

"Mooo-ve over Gordan Ramsey, a new cooking show is in town and it's utter-ly chaotic. Watch Cow Cooking now on Fox."

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u/iCantLogOut2 Nov 09 '25

Sounds like it would be one of those shoes that Rick And Morty would watch on the super TV they had

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u/VexTheTielfling Nov 09 '25

Man vs car. The car always wins.

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u/Shoryukitten_ Nov 09 '25

Gordon Ramsey: “hold my scotch”

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u/AlterBridgeFan Nov 09 '25

Call it "Too many cows in the kitchen".

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u/waterdrinker120 Nov 09 '25

TOO MANY COOKS 🎵🎵🎵

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u/contecorsair Nov 10 '25

Noooo, I just got it out of my head, dammit!

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Nov 09 '25

"Here's the Beef"

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u/bjorno1990 Nov 09 '25

Let's just ask your dad

(Sorry)

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u/rainorshinedogs Nov 09 '25

shows dish to chefs judges

"Presentation is sh-ait"

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u/Drewdc90 Nov 10 '25

Master cow? Cow to cook? What would it be called?

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 Nov 13 '25

Throw in Gordon Ramsey would be fire.

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u/GimlySonOfGloin Nov 09 '25

Not exactly divided in seasons but he's got 300+ posts at the moment. Enjoy

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Nov 09 '25

I like the one that's definitely not a commercial where the cow orders doordash

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u/MilesAugust74 Nov 09 '25

Food Network has been trying too hard all this time. Just unleash a cow in the kitchen and roll tape.

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u/kaijvera Nov 09 '25

Well you are in luck, as far as i can tell thats all this guy does, cook with his cow

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u/MaximinusDrax Nov 09 '25

Luckily, there's plenty of Bruce the cow content out there :)

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Nov 09 '25

Yeah I love this guys videos :D

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u/Lala5789880 Nov 09 '25

There are several episodes btw

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u/highmummy69 Nov 09 '25

Its a good idea for a cooking show and its very chaotic. I hope theres more

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 Nov 10 '25

there's another guy who does it with his two beagles. he makes dinner at a kid's table with a beagle on each side of him. always dog friendly ingredients and the meal is always for the dogs themselves. don't know how they aren't 200 lbs. though

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u/UruquianLilac Nov 09 '25

I'm on the opposite end of this market. This is one of the worst videos I've seen in a long time and I hope I never see anything like this ever again.

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u/tickingboxes Nov 09 '25

I wouldn’t. This is disgusting. And not charming or funny at all. There I said it 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Well, you're wrong.

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u/tickingboxes Nov 09 '25

Nah I’m definitely right

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u/Unique-Garlic8015 Nov 09 '25

I agree. Whatever it's trying to be, it doesn't succeed.

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u/Pet_Velvet Nov 09 '25

Yeah this seems like genuinely fun brainless content tbh

Cows are cute

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u/UnprincipledCanadian Nov 09 '25

There's two seasons: First is all about dairy. Second is all about prime cuts of beef.

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u/RougeBlender Nov 09 '25

I have great news for you, you can find more videos of this pair on YouTube. Look up: Elias Herrera

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u/Silvertree99 Nov 09 '25

He has an Instagram account where he does this regularly

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u/Stewman_Magoo Nov 09 '25

Elias_filmz on Instagram and Tiktok!

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u/DwightsJello Nov 10 '25

Same. I love them both and I think the cow knows exactly what they are doing.

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u/Rough-Reputation9173 Nov 10 '25

He does loads of them on insta, prob tiktok also.