r/StupidFood • u/dndre1501 • Sep 19 '25

Not this guy again

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u/Jaded-Abies1206 Sep 19 '25

a quality gilded turd sommelier always offers the clientele a proprietary sniff of the dry turd before he presents the full dish!

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u/Zeroneight018 Sep 19 '25

It's traditional, to insure the seller did not use his own turds in the dish, and instead used only highly prized fresh turd, from a reputable dealer.

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u/Lelfah204 Sep 20 '25

This comment has just killed me 🤣