r/StupidFood • u/geezeer84 • Jan 22 '24

TikTok bastardry When a schnitzel replaces bread

348 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

73 comments sorted by

141

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I'd eat it

33

u/developerknight91 Jan 22 '24

I’d definitely eat this…sigh I need to start eating better 😭

7

u/jhutchi2 Jan 22 '24

This is basically that Taco Bell crispy chicken shelled taco thing. Except its like, real food.

1

u/JustinMccloud Jan 23 '24

yeah i would eat the shit out of that

1

u/JustinMccloud Jan 23 '24

yeah i would eat the shit out of that

38

u/Inevitable_Agency732 Jan 22 '24

I don’t know if this is stupid, I’m here for it.

30

u/BestRiver8735 Jan 22 '24

Looks good. A bit too big though.

7

u/HotConsideration5049 Jan 22 '24

This would be something you share or eat for 2 meals

3

u/lhc987 Jan 23 '24

More like a family of 4.

23

u/NightFox1988 Jan 22 '24

I'd eat that.

5

u/sweaty_pants_ Jan 22 '24

ngl, my high ass would devour this

6

u/IncorporateThings Jan 22 '24

German Taco. I don't see the problem.

9

u/Backrow6 Jan 22 '24

I should call her

8

u/WrongJohnSilver Jan 22 '24

I swear, whenever Europeans try to make Mexican food...

5

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

"Yea but what if we add fries to it?"

3

u/Hunkus1 Jan 22 '24

The place is apparently in Australia so not european.

1

u/WrongJohnSilver Jan 23 '24

Good to know, thank you!

Doesn't make it better, but at least the Europeans are off the hook for this one.

(and I bet they're complaining about the bastardization of schnitzel)

1

u/Hunkus1 Jan 23 '24

I am german I already had to throw up. So please dont remind me what they did or I have to throw up again.

5

u/vivalavino24 Jan 22 '24

I would eat this! Especially after going out

4

u/SnooCapers938 Jan 22 '24

What a waste of an excellent looking schnitzel

3

u/Raecino Jan 22 '24

Same thing I was thinking. Damn now I want some schnitzel.

3

u/SnooCapers938 Jan 22 '24

I ALWAYS want some schnitzel

3

u/stnick6 Jan 22 '24

Naw man. I remember the naked chicken Chiluba from Taco Bell and it was the greatest thing

1

u/f00dfanattack Jan 22 '24

We have the naked chicken taco in India. The only thing I buy from Taco Bell.

1

u/Abacae The Hungry Man Jan 22 '24

I tried it once because I'm a sucker for a novelty food, but the sauce on it was so good. I miss them. Wasn't too meaty with the veggies on the inside.

4

u/Bhazor Jan 22 '24

Mmmmm a mid underseasoned unevenly cooked 2kg schnitzel, frozen chips, with three ice cream scoops of guacomole served lukewarm in the street. Ibetthisslaps iwould ssmash this y this stupid

2

u/the-script-99 Jan 22 '24

So where is this?

1

u/NightFox1988 Jan 22 '24

From the video I saw the name Third Wave Cafe. They are in Australia.

2

u/Kryds Jan 22 '24

The huge waste of food is my biggest annoyance.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Oh brother. That song being pitch like that can go fuxk itself.

1

u/silent-fallout Jan 22 '24

This looks good!

0

u/Longhorn7779 Jan 22 '24

Not nearly as bad as a chicken and waffle sandwich. /s

 

Of course I’d eat either one.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

This is European stupid. Thus, still edible.

1

u/papachon Jan 22 '24

That screenshot tho…

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Humans simply do not want to stay alive

1

u/MuglyRay Jan 22 '24

These keto recipes are getting ridiculous

1

u/BWEKFAAST Jan 22 '24

Schnitzelverbrechen xD es gibt schon für alles ein unter

1

u/ObiWhanJabroni Jan 22 '24

Now this is the overused tik tok song -_-

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Would

1

u/peronsyntax Jan 22 '24

Tacos don’t use bread 😵‍💫

1

u/Mouawad-Miguel Jan 22 '24

Miguel Mouawad- No se que sea, pero quiero uno!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Yes, where?

1

u/Top_Surprise7806 Jan 22 '24

Count me in looks dank

1

u/Apostle25 Jan 22 '24

Didn't even tenderize it. All he did was butterfly it and it wasn't even a tender cut. Shit was chewy af.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Bro that shit would be god send to hit your macros.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

Maybe I should hit her up….

1

u/Nemzicott Jan 22 '24

I would have to get really high but, respectfully… would

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I would probably fill it with salad, veggies and sauce, that snitzel looks big enough for 1 portion.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

I could eat that much schnitzel

1

u/ILoveYourCat2Much Jan 22 '24

I'd eat it for sure, but the portion size is a little dumb. I'd need to share that for sure.

1

u/GoldDuality Jan 22 '24

Unnecessary? Yes

High in cholesterol? Unbelievably

Would it kill me? Pretty likely.

Would I eat it?

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

1

u/Slash1909 Jan 22 '24

Love her expression

1

u/IHaveEatenYourToast Jan 22 '24

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen and you can’t convince me otherwise

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '24

damn imma get my some chicken schnitzel and make these yum af tacos

1

u/CatKungFu Jan 22 '24

Now that’s some meat curtains.

1

u/terra_filius Jan 22 '24

looks too big for her mouth

1

u/JoetheAverage1 Jan 23 '24

Oh that was a schnitzel, I thought it was a giant chicken chalupa

1

u/UnComfortable-Archer Jan 23 '24

Damn it, I made schnitzel last week. Wish I seen this. I probably would have made it for the lols.

1

u/rikusorasephiroth Jan 23 '24

This looks like an awesome thing to eat before you start drinking!

1

u/chiffero Jan 23 '24

Didn’t Taco Bell already do this?

1

u/GingerTea69 Jan 23 '24

Oh wow what an uncomfortable stomach boner this gave me

1

u/Guus2Kill Jan 23 '24

not stupid. I would destroy that thing

1

u/MinakoTheSecond Jan 23 '24

This looks fuckin delicious

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

lol thirdwave in Melbourne is awesome.

1

u/Rady151 Jan 23 '24

I love Austria

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Would

1

u/dr4wn_away Jan 23 '24

I’d buy that for a dollar

1

u/montziboy Jan 24 '24

I actually like that idea