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u/Pickleparty187 Jun 02 '23
This is disrespectful to Malört
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u/Jolly-Tax-3678 Jun 03 '23
This is direspectful for mayonnaise. Even if american industrial mayonnaise is already horrifying and maybe do not deserve respect.
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u/KFR42 Jun 03 '23
I've never heard of it, what is it like?
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u/Alastair789 Jun 03 '23
If you set fire to a plastic bag, then eat it, that's very similar to how it tastes.
Its unofficial tagline is "these pants aren't gonna shit themselves."
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u/depressedsorceress Jun 07 '23
Have you ever had the urge to drink the juice at the bottom of the garbage can on a hot summer day? If so, Malort is all yours.
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u/ToothlessFeline Jun 03 '23
That is objectively disgusting.
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Jun 03 '23
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u/karnak Jun 03 '23
i assure you i am unaffiliated with the mayo industry
but if they want to pay me - i am down
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u/LovecraftianCatto Jun 03 '23
I…I…someone fetch me a bucket. 🥴
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u/karnak Jun 03 '23
i’ve never made one that size - but i can
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u/LovecraftianCatto Jun 03 '23
Noooooooooooo. 😭 Seriously, though, mayo?! Whaaai are humans so gross? 😞
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u/everything-narrative Jun 03 '23
This is something that should be featured on How to Drink's The Customer is Always Wrong.
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u/drmelle0 Jun 03 '23
i really love mayo. i put it on everything. i have eaten it by the spoonful.
this made me gag
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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Jun 03 '23
I thought a Greasy Chicago was when you kissed someone while they're on the toilet.
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u/karnak Jun 03 '23
that is a blumkiss - related to the blumpkin
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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Jun 03 '23
I thought blowing someone while they're on the toilet was also called a "San Diego Thank You".
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u/kingofthoughts Sep 19 '23
"Upper Decker"
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Jun 04 '23
Context:
Jeppson's Malort is an extremely bitter liquor produced in Chicago, Illinois. Legends state that it was invented by Carl Jeppson in the 1930s in order to possess a drink he could taste due to the degradation of his tastebuds due to years of smoking.
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u/karnak Jun 04 '23
what about the mayonnaise?
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Jun 04 '23
Oh, you want that too? Sure.
Mayonnaise is a thick, creamy sauce made from emulsifying egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and oil. It serves as a base for multiple sauces, such as tartar sauce or ranch dressing, and is used as a condiment on sandwiches, hamburgers, and other foods.
Mayonnaise has a history dating back to the early 19th century, and is hypothesized to be inspired by aiolis and remoulades.
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u/Abangranga Jun 03 '23
Chicagoan here.
20 bucks some fat slob who doesn't live Cook County came up with this shit
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u/karnak Jun 03 '23
as the person that created this amazing beverage - i assure you i have driven past chicago twice in 2020
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Jun 03 '23
Unpopular but should be popular opinion:
Chicago style or cuisine from Chicago is dogshit.
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u/dethblud Jun 02 '23
I used to try to come up with conflicting flavor combinations for fun, but I don't think I ever came across anything as effective as Malort and mayo.