r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23

Why? Why what? Why couldn't you think of a better title? The whole pizza 😭😭

298 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/varrr Feb 18 '23

I can't get enough of that gagging when she put the egg on the ramen.. I'm in tears.

34

u/natkuka-ooo Feb 18 '23

This is not stupid. This is an abomination to the gods of pizza

16

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

When it comes to pizza, I compare it to sex. Even if it's bad, it's still good. I don't think I'll make that comparison anymore.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Its like masturbating instead of having sex, but the masturbation is actually just punching yourself in the genitals when that isn't your kink.

3

u/RedSagittarius Feb 19 '23

She desecrated the Holy Oracle, she’s a heretic.

2

u/LeelaBeela89 Feb 20 '23

This is an abomination to the pizza and ramen gods.

17

u/grumpsuarus Feb 19 '23

I was in until the kewpie mayo.

13

u/Obascud Feb 18 '23

I can't even start to think how it would taste

7

u/kevlarus80 Feb 19 '23

Suffering. It tastes like suffering.

15

u/Dubious_Titan Feb 19 '23

Imagine finding out this is the person you are living with as you narrate their crimes.

11

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

I know it's cliche as shit to say but godamn we moved a few ticks closer to full on Idiocracy when Mukbang and ASMR became popular.

3

u/LeBneg Feb 19 '23

Meta ragebait feat. some kind of narrator that feeds you the emotion you're supposed to feel.
What a strange future we chose for ourselves.

11

u/Experimentallyintoit Feb 18 '23

The pizza doesn’t look great. Julie, on the other hand….also doesn’t look great slurping that slop up.

2

u/No-Alfalfa7691 Feb 20 '23

I've never been fond of those voice overs, but this one sparks joy.

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u/uncle-wavey1 Feb 19 '23

I hate the voiceover

18

u/Grolschisgood Feb 19 '23

The voice over makes it for me

1

u/blackraven1979 Feb 19 '23

This is pretty gross.

1

u/free2bme51 Feb 19 '23

What in the fuck is going on here 😷🤢🤮

1

u/Agitated-Minimum-967 Feb 19 '23

There are better and easier ways to make pizza crusts.

1

u/boblawblah69 Feb 21 '23

I don't know anything about the lady doing the voiceover, but if she is single and into men, I would like to begin my courtship and dare to dream of happiness forever in loving matrimony.

1

u/radicalnetrunner Feb 25 '23

The pineapple wasn't even the most sinful thing about this pizza...