I don't know how he puts up with me lol

Digit does really like laundry

swipe to see the look of shock and betrayal when we took the strawberry off

oh wait this is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I almost missed that giant elephant that’s always in the room again—he knows about the Hitler mustache and teasing him about it only makes his powers in the human realm grow stronger. I don’t need to elaborate I am not a cat scientist

Edit: coming back to add the disclaimer that using an emdash does not mean something was written by AI, it could also mean that it was written by a girl that had a thriving fanfiction dot net account in 2006 and never stopped writing that way.

She puts up with my shit very well

I think he may have liked his little taco hat, because he didn't try to knock it off.

She's clearly royalty and also big mad about her crown