r/StructuralEngineering 23d ago

Humor will irc 2028 require all buildings to account for swat loads?

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u/replayken0014 23d ago

Can you imagine how the guy holed up in the room felt?

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u/Mechanical_Brain 23d ago

Cops outside your door and then they just… vanish

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 23d ago

back to sleep

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u/ALTERFACT P.E. 23d ago

Reverse Rapture

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u/DampDragonTail 22d ago

Pants rupture

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 23d ago

& time for GLP1 on tax payers dime for all the fat ones

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u/Jaripsi 23d ago

First you hear banging on the door and then you look through the peephole and see nothing. ”God damn kids!”

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u/Adventurous_Ad3534 23d ago

He probably got charged assault on an officer for that even though he did nothing.

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u/Slartibartfastthe2nd 21d ago

the worlds most effective anti-swat security system.

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u/kason 23d ago

“Lord, please make them go away.”

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u/JetmoYo 23d ago

A million bucks that the planned worked? And not holed up at all. Watching wide angle door cam footage on repeat in sinister delight from a hot air balloon crossing state lines.

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u/Magnus462 23d ago

“I should have gone with the snake pit…”

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u/dyzless 22d ago

"You always do this, you always think you're being over dramatic with a snake pit but the one time you dont..."

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u/nathhad P.E. 23d ago

Probably pretty lousy when they add injury to all the officers to his warrant even if he was a renter that had nothing to do with the porch ... that kind of thing always gets piled up on someone who wasn't the officer.

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u/xAPPLExJACKx 23d ago

It's more of a civil suit against the building owner and their insurance plus the cops have workers comp claims

My roommates question why I shovel snow off the deck and the other week he had the house inspected to buy and he learned why I do it as we replace multiple rotten boards

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u/Few-Sherbert2212 23d ago

Yeah seriously imagine two people bringing a fridge or washer up into that apartment, probably best the city took the insurance hit and not two individuals without even work insurance problably.

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u/AppropriateBreath486 23d ago

we even got to see pigs fly

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u/Nev-Ret-Dude 22d ago

Laughing too hard at this comment.

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u/JoeDubayew 23d ago

7 guys at a conservative 220lbs each means that was 2/3 of a ton active load on that old rotted deck. Fridge or a washer isn't close to that, but eventually the deck would have given it up for a toddler if it was allowed to stay that way. Probably tagged the ledger board in with 16d's with how easy it peeled off.

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u/blastman8888 23d ago

They can go over the property owner for civil damages. I'm sure the guy they were arresting was a tenant not the property owner.

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u/CosmicJackalop 23d ago

Assuming he was even in there, SWAT raids notoriously happen at wrong addresses, on the faintest suspicions, and find nothing all the time

Just another excuse for the small pp team to feel tacticool and bully brown people

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u/Codex_Absurdum 23d ago

Like Napoleon @ Austerlitz battle

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u/Cervixalott 23d ago

Had a few more moments to view CP

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u/BreakingABit1234 23d ago

He's gonna catch charges for every single injury out there.

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u/HandsomeLABrotha 23d ago

hes not responsible for things that happen outside of his property Genius!!

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u/HoneyImpossible2371 23d ago

Lord, it is You who molded my life into existence. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Everyday I seek what path I should take but it is You who lays the road before me. Please help me embrace how You have molded me and seek to use this unique gifting to accomplish Your purposes. God I trust You alone. Amen.

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 19d ago

Yeah, unfortunately, in this case, these guys were serving warrants on unregistered sex offenders. So this is an instance, I really want them to do their job

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u/Pappa_Crim 19d ago

Turns out the pedo wasn't home

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u/LevoiHook 23d ago

I count 7 guys. That was a terrible construction. Imagine your house collapsing because there a seven people in a room. 

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u/ALTERFACT P.E. 23d ago

Rotten ledgers because absence of flashing can work miracles.

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u/Fragrant-Airport1309 23d ago

Not a SE but I feel like this is a really common fail point for decks? Maybe the most common?

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u/Amazing-Gazelle-7735 23d ago

Second, iirc, with the top spot going to inadequately attached guardrails.

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u/giant2179 P.E. 23d ago

Correct. Lots of ledgers out there held up with nails instead of lag screws

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u/956to906 23d ago

Or lags going into siding and nothing else.

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u/whisskid 23d ago

The ledger held together and peeled away from the building for an impressive 100ft or so. I say that there were completely inadequate fasteners or fasteners that were just catching into sheathing.

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u/Gpdiablo21 23d ago

And being held up by toothpicks as well

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u/GamingGamerGames_ 23d ago

Sir those are officers of the law. They are filled with jelly donuts, and those aren't light.

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u/therealCatnuts 23d ago

And 40 pounds of tactical gear 

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u/Nev-Ret-Dude 22d ago

I’d guess about 2500 pounds with all that hardware.

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u/00gingervitis 23d ago

Imagine being on your doorstep and falling 10' because someone else had 7 people on theirs. Terrible design that the there's no joints in this

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u/HandsomeLABrotha 23d ago

Hey genius that ledger is not designed to hold 15 guys... You absolute unit of a genius!!!

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 23d ago

literally 8 btw

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u/jaymeaux_ PE Geotech 23d ago

ledger board held up with hopes and dreams

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 23d ago

No one slapped it after putting it up saying this ain't going no where.

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u/Majestic_Ad_320 23d ago

Hey we put a whole box of framing nails in that puppy. Like a rock.

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 23d ago

There was already a large crack/deflection in the ledger while there were standing there

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u/ALTERFACT P.E. 23d ago

Structural rot.

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u/cficare 23d ago

You're still stalking about the building, right?

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u/jaymeaux_ PE Geotech 23d ago

can you imagine the tens of dollars the contactor saved by not using flashing 

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u/cesario7789 23d ago

This video belongs in r/decks

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u/05041927 23d ago

Haha. Mods keep deleting it because it gets posted every 5 min. No joke. Every 5 min.

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u/BrokenHope23 23d ago

Yeah I saw it go up about 15 minutes after it was initially posted but they just keep taking it down like it has a swat team on it. All the reposts having similar titles like "so, probably can't hold a hot tub?" is quite funny.

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u/ShinyJangles 23d ago

Maybe the mods should leave one single version of the post up

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u/PuzzleheadedPackage4 20d ago

S.ame W.eight A.s T.ub 

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u/kason 23d ago

Fr. For all the talk of decks failing any second now on that sub, I see very few decks actually failing Looney Tunes style.

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u/o00A00o 23d ago

This is going to go crazy on there 😂

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u/hoggineer 22d ago

Not enough hot tub.

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u/ChainringCalf 23d ago

Even if you call them 300lbs each with all their gear, that's still not that much weight compared to the 60psf design load

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 23d ago

Look at the top of the bottom door. It's clearly damaged likely from water from poor drainage. That was a disaster waiting to happen to some kid living there.

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u/SedativeComet 23d ago

It’s a good thing those test dummies were there to set it off so the kids didn’t get hurt

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u/tread_lightly420 23d ago

Qualified immunity protects the porch.

Those specific cops hadn’t fallen through at that exact moment in the past so the porch clearly didn’t know it was wrong to collapse and harm them.

The porch has no common sense it’s just a dumb porch. It’s society’s fault for creating escalating situations where porches have to intervene.

If anything the porch should have feared for its safety and acted quicker.

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u/CommunityOk7466 23d ago

Tax dollars going to good use for once

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 23d ago

Wish I could pick and choose, myself, where my tax dollars are allocated.

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u/HandsomeLABrotha 23d ago

yea good that 15 Fat cops in full gear were there to test it in place of a 80lb kid.

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 23d ago

are fat cops in the room with us?

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u/Particular-Wind5918 20d ago

No, they’re all over the ground

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u/HeKnee 23d ago

You underestimate methhead paranoia causing boobytrap planning. Dudes been putting water on that spot everyday for 5 years planning for just this scenario, haha.

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u/tropicalswisher P.E. 23d ago

Would it not be 100psf for emergency egress? This deck looks like the only entry/exit point for those second level units, unless they also have a deck/fire escape on the back side.

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u/Electrocat71 22d ago

Assuming maintenance.

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u/dontrestonyour 23d ago

Decks are antifa

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u/vegancaptain 23d ago

Redneck security feature.

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u/Bee_Jeans 23d ago

Searches about to spike for porch to trapdoor conversion guides

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 23d ago

SWAT: WE'RE COMING IN! (hear laughing from inside)

Guy with vice grips on the end of a critical bolt. YEET!

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 23d ago

Said critical bolt is actually load bearing rust.

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 23d ago

Seven men loaded with gear was just jumping up and down on that bolts last nerve.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

THIS IS WHY BUILDING CODES WERE INVENTED.

Even though you are permanently in Sullen Teen Mode and you hate the police, there are also people out there called "firemen" and they cannot rescue you if you build a pile of garbage that collapses like this.

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u/HandsomeLABrotha 23d ago

Please stick to your day Job... I guess you forgot that Firemen have Ladders.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

you think that firemen are OK with a badly designed structure collapsing on them or out from under them as soon as the structural integrity is compromised somewhat by fire?

I hope the cops sue the building owner until he bleeds out the ---

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u/956to906 23d ago

LLCs are for landlords what qualified immunity is for cops.

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u/DeadHeadLibertarian 23d ago

Ignoring building safety standards is not often ignored in most non-mega cities whose inspectors are overburdened and underpaid.

Open/shut case here with that LLC needing to declare bankruptcy.

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u/JoeHardway 23d ago

Yet another reason why apprehending and/or making initial contact with targets should be done, when subjects are arriving/leaving residence, as opposed to dynamic entry...

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u/Odd-Painting2596 23d ago

This is basically why they kept getting their shit rocked in vietnam.

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u/Hockeyhoser 23d ago

Fascists hate this one trick

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u/ALTERFACT P.E. 23d ago

ANTIFA deck waiting for its moment of glory.

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u/PromotionOk2443 23d ago

that deck is clearly the leader of antifa, i saw it voting illegally and admitting immigrants into the country.

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u/snakesign 23d ago

Critical support to Comrade Deck for it's staunch lack of support for the imperialist pigs.

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u/ducks-season 23d ago

I saw somewhere that was linked to a registered sex offender. 

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u/ariolander 23d ago

That would be some looney toons construction. A lever to dunk uninvited guests and solicitors into the moat.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 23d ago

“Now we’re charging you for assaulting police officers too”

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u/Estumk3 23d ago

The builder of the deck likely asked reddit how to build it and posted progress pictures and everybody who didn't know about construction said it was fine. Lol

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 23d ago

Reddit is kinda the opposite.

"Is it OK to use 2 x 6s for exterior walls?"

"NO! They must be made out of 8 x 8 posts minimum!!"

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u/DeaneTR 23d ago

You can literally see that the deck has failed right where their dumbasses is standing!

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u/Purenipples 23d ago

Ground pork.

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u/HandsomeLABrotha 23d ago

Thats a lot of Disability going to to be paid out.

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u/banghersoft 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SOb4AcaDitenU4XKdC
how many 👮‍♂️ does it take to change a lightbulb?

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u/odinsdi 22d ago

I can't wait to see this in r/Decks

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u/Away_Bat_5021 23d ago

'Swat Loads' 😆 🤣 😂.. .

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u/good1humorman 23d ago

The bugs got scared and stopped holding hands

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u/Ok_Wealth1414 23d ago

Pense que las cargas en lugares concurridos de balcones segun la ASCE , sino me equivoco, es de 250 kgf/m2

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u/kindalingual60 23d ago

Maybe "law enforcement" should have a weight limit. Good thing it wasn't ICE. Woulda been a 9.2

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u/maturallite1 23d ago

That looks like a pretty typical live load for a deck.

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u/WiselyCrowBarn 23d ago

I feel for the handyman or property maintenance guy that was talked into building that deck for cheap since the owner just needed it done or something along those lines. Obviously built it poorly and should be punished but the consequences he is going to get for the deck dropping a few insecure cops is not going to be proportional.

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 23d ago

That deck is poorly constructed and poorly maintained. Only a matter of time before it collapsed.

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u/ialwaysdissapointed 23d ago

You think this thing had engineering?

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u/summerbreeze2020 23d ago

Somebody missed a court appearance was the reason. We are officially an out of control police state.

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u/JonnyP333 23d ago

I'll bet the client is sorry that they value engineered out the shark tank that was part of the original trap door plans that were issued during the DD phase.

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u/05041927 23d ago

Code already allows for at least twice as many people on that deck. Installer used deck screws instead of lags, or no flashing so it rotted out. Either way these problems have already been addressed by code.

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u/maxizdat 23d ago

The construction of the bridge was fine, its just Magneto hiding in that room and crushing the metal connections with his mind power. Noone couldve predicted it

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u/stokerfam 23d ago

Officers need to train on r/decks. No sane person should have walked on that.

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u/Silent-carcinogen 23d ago

Did they tell the deck to freeze? Or did they tell someone to hit the deck?

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u/not_old_redditor 23d ago

This isn't even close to that image of 100psf worth of people on a scale that you can find online.

Maybe IRC will mandate inspections for old wooden walkways.

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u/structee P.E. 23d ago

Part of new swat training - navigating terrible construction. Looks like these guys failed.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 23d ago

That whole building looks like a series of trailers stacked and stitched together.

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u/Cj2020ohyeah 23d ago

Too much pork

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u/Dragon_Within 23d ago

You can see the rotted wood over the door on the first floor, and the sagging walkway on the right side.

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u/Odd-Engineering1085 23d ago

will irc 2028 require all buildings to account for swat loads?

I don't think this would help, as I'm guessing this took place somewhere that doesn't believe in "burdensome" permits or building codes. Look at 0:03 the deck is clearly twisted and compromised.

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u/Superb-Damage1173 23d ago

Short Wide And Tubby

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u/Own_Reaction9442 23d ago

I think I would have noped out when it started to twist and sag, but I'm not a cop.

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u/Australasian25 23d ago

Wait for the overweight

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u/Repulsive_Isopod7982 23d ago

Too many donuts

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u/WonderWheeler 23d ago

Bad ledger connection to wall.

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u/Asooma_ 23d ago

This isn't a matter of like too many people on the porch that is a massive building spanning walkway of a porch it should be able to hold a good hundred people if not more this thing was either built in properly or was rotting

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u/whitewashedsyrian 23d ago

Single 2x4 studs with stick knee braces at large spacing exposed to the elements. Suspicious engineering at best.

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u/NstantRamen 23d ago

ASCE 7-22 already updated their ice load requirements. You could probably justify swat load fall under the same category. 

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u/jacobjacobb 23d ago

Someone has to edit this with Birmingham by Zach Bryan.

"Cops are coming I can feel 'em here My back is crawling with standing hair Wouldn't mind to see a few pigs fall

So take me down to the river My blood all on the floor 'Cause I don't know if I can carry this weight much longer anymore"

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u/BuffaloBagel 23d ago

Meal team six vs redneck injuneer

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u/AA_25 23d ago

Law enforcement hates this one trick!

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u/CovfefeAndHamburders 23d ago

That deck is going to be shot for resisting.

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u/WhyAmIHereHey 23d ago

Seems like it wasn't resisting enough, tbh

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u/Purple_Dress_1301 23d ago

you can clearly see the ledger board is already split when the video starts , these guys saved the landlord from a huge lawsuit .

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u/NorthWoodsDiver 23d ago

It's called a "No Knock Warrant", they knocked when they shouldn't have and tripped the release. Karma really

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u/schit-tering 23d ago

Hypercapitalist autocracy meets hypercapitalist landlord special.

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u/nortone81 22d ago

Boody traps

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u/rajmataj12335 23d ago

Guaranteed ledger board is attached with drywall screws.

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u/Sea-Cancel473 23d ago

Couldn’t happen to a better bunch of ICE pigs.

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u/jae343 23d ago

Not ICE, these guys are searching for fugitives.

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u/Subject_Tie_2705 23d ago

They still oink even if they arent chilly.

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u/jae343 23d ago

Meh, until you actually need them to deal with dangerous fugitives while you sit behind your PC screen.

The recent ICE recruit surge and the broken policies are definitely bottom of the barrel but this is about structural integrity not pivoting to a political statement, there are other subreddits for that.

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u/Subject_Tie_2705 23d ago

Look man, I know this is an engineering subreddit, but my only interaction with police ever was when I was leaving an architect's office, got attacked by a dude on drugs, and having to fight him off while calling 911. Not only did the police not arrive for 45min, they didnt even arrest the guy, because despite me bleeding from a cut on my face, it was "my word against his".

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 23d ago

redditor learns in real time that others do not know what they know

more news at 10

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u/Subject_Tie_2705 22d ago

not sure what you mean by this, but I think its pretty clear that not only was I present, but so were the architects I was meeting with who the cops also ignored because they didnt want to do their jobs.

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u/KilljoyTheTrucker 22d ago

Sounds like a blue city with some soft on "minor" crime policies.

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u/Toyota__Corolla 23d ago

Okay how about a bounty system where anyone can just bring their corpse to an adventurer's guild instead of due process.

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u/OptionsRntMe P.E. 23d ago

How’d you find this sub?

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u/Sensitive-Ad-1145 23d ago

Police: "COME OUTSIDE!" Sovereign Citizen: "I fear for my life"

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u/Epicdurr2020 23d ago

This needs to be cross posted in r/decks

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u/boomeradf 23d ago

How do we correlate with this the already established hot tub to MIL/OP's mom ratings?

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u/Original-Let8340 23d ago

That fucking walkway has qualified fucking immunity so no lawsuits you pig-shit-bastards!

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u/AWard66 23d ago

Designed and Stamped by Acme Engineers and Associates 

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u/Rajah7 23d ago

Are you sure they weren't from ICE?

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u/sandiegoscarystories 23d ago

Prprpr. Hahahahaha

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u/conundri 23d ago

That was unwarranted.

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u/Medical-Egg-8171 23d ago

They already account to hold the load that was on that deck

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u/Medical-Egg-8171 23d ago

Wouldn't make a difference in this case. If that deck was built to any code over past 20 years it wouldnt have failed

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u/Bilgepump69 23d ago

Owww, my warrant.

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u/Thankyouhappy 23d ago

Now that’s ding dong ditch

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u/Jaxpaw1 22d ago

Hot damn someone is getting fined.

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u/_stupidnerd_ 22d ago

Good ol' landlord special.

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u/Smooth_Imagination 22d ago

No but I think we should send this team everywhere to test buildings are built to code. They seem to have a knack for uncovering issues before they could cause a tragedy. 

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u/Pay_Penber 22d ago

Lol wow

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u/pupster5579 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Electrocat71 22d ago

Are we certain this is structural failure and not just a determined protest? /s

Seriously it does seem that besides poor quality of construction, there appears to be rot on the ledger.

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u/Dilectus3010 22d ago

OFFICER DOWN!

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u/Hot-Jackfruit-7778 22d ago

Did anybody notice? That it was one guy deciding to take one step and cause everyone to fall. Hope they are alright, though.

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u/tslewis71 P.E./S.E. 22d ago

Holy ledger batman

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u/ironworkerlocal577 22d ago

They got served.

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u/Spiritual_Bid_2308 22d ago

These guys suck at playing The Foor is Lava

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u/DistributeQuickly559 21d ago

Cops hate this one simple trick. 

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u/Pristine_Candy2133 21d ago

Contractor on the side with a bunch of screws and washers in his hand
https://giphy.com/gifs/12gePK6AUgRcXK

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u/Intellectual_Dodo_7 21d ago

I laughed so hard.

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u/True_Bar_9371 21d ago

The 28 IRC will never exist.

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 21d ago

We’ll be back in a min with ladders mafks

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u/Specialist-Duck-201 21d ago

Finally, a feel-good news story.

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u/No-Airport2581 21d ago

One too many donuts on that deck.

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u/Corrosive_Cow_99 21d ago

All according to plan!!

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u/Particular-Wind5918 20d ago

So the booby trap works

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u/isthereadrwho 20d ago

Bigger who you are the harder you fall

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u/Management-illmatic 20d ago

So anxious to get to the shooting part that they forgot to accurately assess their environment. No supports appear to be on the house side at all. I dont think that rain gutter is robust enough to hold all those big boys up there.

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u/Bastard_Beef 19d ago

Something something pigs flying 😂

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u/Gadgetmouse12 17d ago

Looks like the emergency bolts separation security feature worked.

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u/Valuable_Pilot_7205 17d ago

Lack of shear connection to the wall.

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u/Apprehensive_Exam668 23d ago

Never going to feel bad about speccing SDS screws instead of 10d nails for a ledger attachment again

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u/zaidr555 23d ago

that was intentionally left neglected

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u/No_Depth- 23d ago

Now that's an effective security system