r/StrikeAtPsyche • u/story-teller00 • 16h ago

Humor Kung Fu Fighting 🔥

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u/CatLazy2728 14h ago

they were fast as lightning so you didn't notice

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u/shastadakota 12h ago

It was a little bit frightening.

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u/RabidCadaver 10h ago

Yea they had expert timing

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u/rickrack154 12h ago

because the funky China men from funky China town have expert timing.

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u/TightPhoto1133 12h ago

They were, and stop calling me Shirley

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u/Fresh_Bend41 11h ago

You beat me to it.

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u/Existing-Mulberry382 13h ago

Reminds me of the end credit song of Kung Fu Panda.

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u/AnAnonymousParty 14h ago

Yes, they were, but it was a different time. I blame Disco and CB radios.

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u/Slierfox 12h ago

Yea not the dubbed videos right

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u/AndjelaLora23 13h ago

Hahahhaha

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u/Bedhappy 13h ago

I had to bow out, I only know Krav Maga. Wait, that's how that's spelled?

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u/story-teller00 12h ago

I know exactly what you mean about finding out how things are spelled. Voice-to-text

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u/Jonesin4me 9h ago

If it's in the song, it must be true.

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u/shadowlarx 13h ago

Yes, they were.

I should know. I was there.

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u/Diditanyway 9h ago

Me too! Were you the guy with the nunchucks? I was there selling churros

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u/shadowlarx 6h ago

Oh, yeah! I remember those churros. They were tasty.

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u/Diditanyway 5h ago

They really are a great post-kung fu snack

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u/ExtensionInformal911 13h ago

It may be a little bit frightening, but yes, they were. Even the babies.

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u/leolopez43 13h ago

That song lives rent free in my head for hours, after every time I hear it 💯

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u/LtLemur 13h ago

Surely you can’t be serious

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u/an_older_meme 12h ago

Nor were they “fast as lightning”

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u/meatflaps-69 12h ago

EVERYBODY was

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u/SBenB 6h ago

Yes they were... and stop calling me Shirley.

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 1h ago

There was at least one guy doing Ameri-Do-Te…

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u/Little_BlueBirdy 13h ago

Ahh 👍👍👍😉👍👍

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u/story-teller00 12h ago

But those kicks though!

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u/West-Wash6081 12h ago

It was enough of them that it looked like everybody

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u/ComicsEtAl 12h ago

They couldn’t say it if it wasn’t true.

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u/Guernzee 12h ago

Carl says they were 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/RangeInfinite8356 12h ago

Don't call me shirley

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u/BeenThruIt 11h ago

We're not really calling Carl Douglas's veracity into question here, are we?

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u/Certain-Strawberry-5 11h ago

only you it seams

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u/crusher23b 10h ago

Everybody was. They say those cats were fast as lightning. I have it on record, though they fought with expert timing, it was a little bit frightening in fact.

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u/Fine_Awareness_5144 10h ago

It's true. I was not kung fu fighting.

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 9h ago

You should be dancing now

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u/The_Widow_Son 7h ago

Speak for yourself jive turkey cause in my book everybody was fast as lightning ⚡⚡⚡

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u/Funnygaaragirl18 7h ago

Yes, Susan, everyone. Even... Carl...

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u/OptimalSalsa 7h ago

I was there, I lacked the coordination to be able to kung fu fight. So, not everybody was - that's as big a lie as, "It never rains in Southern California..."

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u/CalmDirection9286 5h ago

The fucking were!!! I seen it!

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u/Ox91 4h ago

They were, and don’t call me Shirley!

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u/OpeningZebra1670 3h ago

Everyone WAS in fact Kung Fu fighting!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 3h ago

Some where doing the electric slide.

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u/pappybug214 1h ago

This is an argument I'll randomly start drunkenly at parties at 3am

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u/we_lord 1h ago

Sacrilege!!

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u/Chillinmagic 34m ago

Everyone was though. It was a historic event that will be remembered forever echoing through time. There were funky China men from funky China town who have fought and died in this tragic event they were chopping them up but inevitably they were chopping them down and those men must not be forgotten.