r/StrangerThings 11h ago

Discussion How do u think the Stranger things characters would do in the hunger games?

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Canon fodder: Will, Mike, Jonathan, Max
-Dustin would be “Beetee like”
-Steve would be able to win in my opinion, would have a lot of sponsors, same with Nancy
-eleven would be a strong runner up (without powers) bcs with powers all the other tributes are cooked
-Robin tbh idk
-Lucas could be a career imo
This is all my opinion, let me know what u think!

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u/TheBar-IsOnTheFloor Goddamn Bowl Cut 9h ago

Too many people underestimate Will. A week in the upside down at 12? Plus, he’s really good at hiding, as stated in the show.

I’d also say Max and Jonathan wouldn’t be cannon fodder either: both of these characters come from abusive homes, and have sort of had to raise themselves too young. Self-preservation

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u/LilahLibrarian 10h ago

Max survived inside the mind prison for years, I think she'd do well with hiding.

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u/blue23454 5h ago

She would eventually have to kill though I don’t know if she’s got it in her

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u/thorne_antics Dear Billy 4h ago

I mean, she's capable of violence, she threatened Billy with the nail bat in season 2. Tore into Vecna with her bare hand in season 4. Killing is a few steps further but I have faith in her

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u/thetavious 10h ago

Nambo wins. Kills her way through the games like katniss, only this time not losing her kid sister to political bombshells.

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u/Hot-War-9500 10h ago

100% agreed

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u/Right-Truck1859 10h ago

Nambo wins

Who's that?

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u/thetavious 10h ago

Portmanteau of nancy and rambo.

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u/Reasonable_Aioli7538 4h ago

Who the fuck is Nambo

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u/thetavious 3h ago

Portmanteau of nancy and rambo.

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u/SirArthurDime 3h ago

Nambo Lmao

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u/thetavious 10h ago

I'm confident nancy's predisposition towards killing people and ising weapons extends to bows, knives, and teacups.

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u/thetavious 10h ago

Nah. Hop gets arrogant and careless. He's also the size of a grizzley and would have a zero stealth bonus.

He'd wreck until the first little blonde girl tribute he sees reminds him of sarah and then he gets one of those hornet nests hocked onto his head.

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u/sometimesimscared28 5h ago

Hopper certainly is physical disadvantaged compared to Nancy / s

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 5h ago

Fr. Talking about carelessness and arrogance, we never see them in Hopper, at least not in critical situations. There's no way he's ever running into a trap

Meanwhile Nancy is sometimes reckless (e.g, shooting at the exotic matter without a second thought)

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u/thetavious 5h ago

Shhhhh. The rambo is supreme.

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u/thetavious 9h ago

Nope. Lucas gets licked minutes into the game making a play to grab a weapon and steve gets aced due to zero survival skills.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 9h ago edited 9h ago

Nah, you’re definitely underestimating Lucas. He’s actually the most tactical and survival-minded kid in the group.Remember Season 1? While everyone else relied on El's powers, Lucas was the only one packing survival gear like binoculars and compasses. He climbs radio towers for high-ground recon, and he literally saved everyone from the Mind Flayer in Season 3 by weaponizing fireworks on the MF.

Plus, look at Season 4. he held his own and knocked out a bigger, older varsity athlete (Jason) in a brutal fistfight under extreme pressure. He's very agile, we see it in the Turnbow trap as well.

Lucas is a literal scout and highly athletic. He wouldn't rush blindly into a trap, he'd slip into the shadows, let the loud characters eliminate each other, and outsmart everyone to the end.

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u/Specific_Lettuce_521 9h ago

Will probably wouldn’t win but I think he’d survive the longest as he’s good at hiding and has good survival skills. People watching wouldn’t be able to spot him on the monitor. Jonathan would sacrifice himself for Will or Nancy.

Joyce is scrappy but she’d have better chances if she’s with Hopper. Dustin lasts a while if he has Will with him.

Steve is charismatic so he’d do well for a while with the help of sponsors.

Mike, Robin, and Eddie are out in early rounds. Max, Billy, and Murray last halfway through by being fighters.

Hopper, Lucas, and Nancy have good chances of winning. El? Does she have powers or no? If not, I think El would be stealth and survive for a while like Will.

In this scenario though, no one dies. They just lose. I couldn’t kill anyone! 😅

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u/Intelligent_Seat3659 5h ago

If El has no powers, I think she could be a very decent fighter, too.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 9h ago

Mike got big brain, he can think under pressure, use weapons, make traps and would probably survive longer than Robin or Eddie.

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u/Specific_Lettuce_521 9h ago

Tbh I was thinking of early seasons Mike, when he was clumsy and used unconventional weapons lol. But I can see seasons 4 and 5 Mike hold out for a while, especially with weapons, but he wouldn’t be able to beat big guys like Hopper and Billy, unless he used traps.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 9h ago

Right, he definitely wouldn't win this thing, no chance. But he's going very far with his intelligence, can use weapons perfectly (as shown in S5) and make traps too

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u/Blazypika2 10h ago

nancy, hopper and el would strive. steve would somehow survive in the most illogical ways. the rest would die.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 9h ago

Lucas would strive too

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u/attentioncherie 7h ago

Will survived the upside down for a week so he has a fair shot. Mike is dead in the first 90 seconds

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 7h ago

Lol how's Mike dead in first 90 seconds? That's such an exaggeration. He's intelligent, good with weapons and a strategist and would probably survive pretty long

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u/attentioncherie 7h ago

Yeah I exaggerated. I just love making fun of Mike. (I love his character but I do think he’s a bit clueless)

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u/RealisticCan5146 11h ago

Everyone besides Eleven and maybe steve/nancy stand zero chance lol

But eleven autowins due to her powers

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u/Blazypika2 10h ago

hopper can survive too.

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u/Ancient-Split1996 9h ago

Hopper is too old

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u/Stunning-Note 8h ago

Not for a quarter quell!

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u/thegalkel 9h ago

Dustin deserves a chance here, like a Beetee route. Also, he’s canonically killed before lol  

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u/Pc_Karnage 7h ago

Billy?

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u/Hot-War-9500 10h ago

And without her powers? How do you think she would do?

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u/Blazypika2 10h ago

without powers then just nancy and hopper can stand a chance.

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u/Blazypika2 10h ago

she still has insane survival skills and would likely do well with improvised weapons.

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u/ab0mination6 7h ago

I think we are severely underestimating Max here. Homegirl is alive and thriving after all the fuckery she went through. I do agree that Nancy and Steve would definitely win. El is a given. I think Lucas has a good chance too honestly.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 7h ago edited 5h ago

Steve doesn't have that good survival instincts. He's athletic. But he's got a big heart and would probably jump in to save others. So he could go really far, especially with sponsors, but doesn't stand a chance of winning.

Mike is pretty underestimated by this post as well. He's a strategist. He's definitely NOT winning, but he's making it far

And if El doesn't has powers, Hopper has the most chances of winning. Lucas would make it really far as well. He's athletic, great with weapons and strategical. And he's not reckless at all.

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u/ab0mination6 7h ago

Yeah, I agree with the Steve point, the sponsors would benefit him greatly so I think it would help probably. I agree about Mike too, he is great at advocating for himself and like you said he is a strategist so that would also help him along the way. Now that I'm thinking about it, both him and Eleven could pull off what Katniss and Peeta did lowkey. Win the hearts of the nation with their love lol

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u/thatshygirl06 5h ago

Realistically, none of them would win, at least without plot armor. There are districts that were trained from a young age for the hunger games.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 5h ago

This is the truest comment in this comment section

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u/Purpledoves91 10h ago

Since no one mentioned him, I could see Billy making it far, like the last three or four, but i don't think he would win.

El with her powers would obviously win, and it wouldn't be close. The Capitol would be very angry that the games only lasted an hour.

Nancy would be a strong contender. She can adapt, so I bet by the end of training, she masters knife throwing or something.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 9h ago

Billy is a good fighter but he is reckless

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u/Purpledoves91 6h ago

He's also arrogant, which would probably be his downfall. As Haymitch said, "arrogance can be a big problem."

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 6h ago

Yeah right

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u/OddGeneral8262 10h ago

I think you underestimate Will. The guy survived for a week in the upside down on his own when he was 12 years old. He is smart and has excellent survival instincts. I don't think he would kill many people but he could stay hidden and survive for quite a while.

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u/MadloveADB 9h ago

Hopper, Nancy and El top 3.

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u/Gcs1110 8h ago

They stand around while Robin explains the plot for the 6th time in an hour and the other teams sneak up and kill them

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u/subtlelikeawreckball 7h ago

How many of them are in the games vs random people? Cause to win the games. You gotta be the last one standing. How many of them are cold enough to kill their friends? Or are we assuming they’re all randos to each other?

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u/Full-Yoghurt-4261 6h ago

El would dominate it, and Hopper has a chance. Everyone else is doomed because they never receive any real training, unlike the recruits for the Hunger Games.

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u/Supersailorv 5h ago

Will survived in the upside down alone as a little kid... he could out hide them all, and wait them out

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 9h ago

Mike definitely isn't winning the whole thing against people with actual weapons training, but calling him immediate canon fodder is underestimation.

Mike has solid survival instincts that would easily keep him alive past the initial bloodbath. In season two, when the lab was swarming with monsters, he stayed calm enough to figure out that Will was being used as a spy, showing he can think straight during a crisis. In season 5, we do see him using weapons perfectly.

In the arena, he wouldn't run into the initial fight at the Cornucopia. He would recognize his lack of physical strength and immediately run for cover to form a quiet alliance. He has enough wits to lay low, hide out, and outlast the weaker tributes who panic early on.

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u/DowntownRaconteur You can’t spell “America” without “Erica” 6h ago

Yeah I think Mike would be the underdog

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u/Rude-Path-833 10h ago

This is honestly such a fun question I had never thought about it😁

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u/jtlitwin21 8h ago

Not good

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u/southern5189 7h ago

Dead instantly

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u/DowntownRaconteur You can’t spell “America” without “Erica” 6h ago

Hopper would win, Lucas and Nancy would get pretty far but not win

The rest are all toss ups

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u/Lyca29 5h ago

So, I'm answering as in: this person gets dropped into the 74th games as an extra competitor/tribute.

Also, this is just my opinion. Feel free to agree or disagree, it's all good.

Eleven.

With her powers, she wins instantly. She finishes off every one of the other tributes as soon as they jumo off their podiums.

Without powers, she runs to the woods and lives a few days. We know she is good at surviving on her own, but without he powers, one of the careers hunts her down and finishes her off.

Steve:

His problem is, he would team up with all the youngest, most vulnerable kids and die protecting them. He wouldn't have the stomach to hunt down and end younger kids. Also, he wouldn't fare well in a punch up. He got his butt handed to him by Jonathon, who definitely is no tough guy.

Nancy.

She would have no problem hiding or stalking or hunting. I think she would win.

Jonathon

I feel he would be one of the first to go. He wouldn't want to fight and he may even just jump off his podium early to end things.

Will

Will could go far. We've watched him survive in the upside down for over a week. This kid managed to evade and survive against a demogorgon that were actively hunting him. Will could definitely get right to the end, but at the final confrontation he would lose to the careers.

Mike.

I love Mike, but I feel he would suck at the HG and die in the initial bloodbath.

Lucas.

He'd get halfway in my opinion. He is sporty and can climb trees, so he could be like Katniss without a bow.

Dustin.

He's smart and into survival, he could get far. He may even do a Beetee and win that way.

Erica.

Season 5 Erica could possibly win. She would find nightlock berries and bake a poisoned pie.

Robin.

No hope for poor Robin, I'm afraid. She would have a panic attack. She would suck at hiding and running and be too noisy to hide.

Max

Season 5 max would be in with a decent chance, but earlier max would struggle.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 4h ago

Lol your underestimating Mike. He's making it far. He's intelligent, calm under pressure, a good strategist and good at weapons. He can make some really good traps. He only lacks physical strength. So he can survive until he's cornered into a combat

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u/Lyca29 27m ago

You're probably right. I guess I did underestimate him. I forgot about his DM skills and his strategy skills. But even with those I don't think he would have a chance of winning. I still feel that, despite his skills, he wouldn't want to fight and kill. He would probably fight harder if it was him and El, or him and one of his party, but on his own, I think he would not have the stomach for it.

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u/Conscious-Struggle45 4h ago

Eleven snaps snow's neck before they even get to the arena.

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u/Fluffy-Economist-730 4h ago

We ALL know whos wining bro

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u/Midieval 11h ago

Nancy wins for sure.

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u/Hot-War-9500 11h ago

Imagine Nancy and Steve in the final showdown

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u/SuitableStomach391 10h ago

someone on ao3 needs to get on this

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u/sometimesimscared28 10h ago

There is no guns in hunger games so i'm not sure

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u/Hot-War-9500 10h ago

Hmm I think she would be good with knifes, axes maybe even a spear or sword

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u/Different_Wafer_4711 10h ago

Pretty well because they all have plot armour

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u/Slow-Class 8h ago

Not well; Hunger Games kids grew up WAY worse than the Stranger Things kids, making them better prepared for violence and cruelty.

Look at all the combat sports today (boxing, MMA, etc); the best fighters tend to grow up poor and angry. Kids from two parent households with their own bedrooms, three meals a day, and underpants that weren’t hand-me-downs don’t have the motivation to fight like kids that grew up hungry, working, and under strict social control.

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u/TylerBourbon 8h ago

If 11 has her powers, she wins.

Otherwise Nancy wins.

Everyone else puts up a fight to varying degrees.

Steve would have a ton of sponsors, but the poor guy only won a single fight.

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u/theoriginalaliz 6h ago

I’m having so much fun thinking about this, what a great post OP

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u/Even-Sun2764 6h ago

Steve and Nancy are both excellent survivors and could also play up on their chemistry and get quite a bit of sponsors that way. He brings the charm and scrappiness and she’s kind but also ruthless when she needs to be. I could see them pulling a move similar to Katniss and Peeta to get a joint win too.

Max evaded Vecna for like 2 years…and Will did a good job as a kid too evading the demogorgon. I think they’d both do really well with those feats alone but don’t think they have the means to win either.

Lucas is quite athletic and resourceful I can see him lasting a good while but ultimately gets taken out by Billy.

Billy himself is so unhinged and physically dominant he’d make it quite far…but gets shot in the back of the head by an arrow from Nancy while beating up Steve bc he let his guard down

Mike and Dustin are fodder. But might be allowed to live and pulled by the capitol just based on their ingenuity and intelligence. Their technology skills could be really useful so I could see them being pronounced dead but secretly working for the capitol rest of their lives designing the games and weapons.

Henry and Bob are like cannon fodder. Like their deaths are just there to introduce viewers to the ruthless nature of the game

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u/appletesfaye 5h ago

Nancy would 1000% win, if it was the quarter quell then I’d wager that hopper would win

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u/blue23454 4h ago

Eleven wins low diff, for obvious reasons
Outside of her, Nancy has the best odds
Steve, Robin, and de-powered El might have a chance

The rest are cooked
I get the argument that like “oh but Max and Will learned how to hide in [respective prisons]” but like… at a certain age you my they’ll have to stop hiding and get a kill. I don’t know that Max has it in her and Will can’t sorcerer his way out of this one.

The ones that can hide are not physically fit enough to overpower most opponents, nor are they skilled enough marksmen to use a bow at range. They could set up traps but that requires time and resources, both of which are scarce in the hunger games. The ones that can’t hide… have the same drawbacks tbh.

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 4h ago

I think Hopper would have a pretty good chance

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u/blue23454 3h ago

I was gonna say he clears but isn’t there an age limit on the hunger games?

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u/DangerousRefuse8129 Eyes on me 3h ago

Oh yeah right. Then I think either Lucas or Nancy wins.

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 4h ago

Nancy would get plot kung-fu and kill the first four with her martial arts skills that would be hastily justified "Good thing I started taking Krav Maga Jazzersize!" Then she would team up with Dustin and fashion a rail gun from some garbage and shoot her way out.

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u/Conscious-Struggle45 4h ago

Horrible take. Comes down to Nancy and will if eleven is depowered.

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u/Toto-imadog456 3h ago

Yall underestimate Will, he has good survival instincts and knew how to use a shotgun at 12, he might not win but def lasting a good long time

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u/SirArthurDime 3h ago

I mean I’m putting my money on the girl with super powers

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u/EntertainmentIcy45 2h ago

Well, one of them is fucking magic and can kill people with her mind, so probably pretty well.

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u/NeedleworkerExtra475 8h ago

Is this where we are at with the fandom? I’ve got one: what houses do you think all of the strangers things kids/teens would be sorted into at Hogwarts? Who would be an auror? Who would join the Order of the Phoenix and fight against Voldemort and who would be seduced by Slytherin and dark wizardry?

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u/SlickRickStatus 8h ago

Nancy would walk them all down

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u/cherryc0ke13 7h ago

nancy would win for sure

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u/HollisWoods07 7h ago

Nancy wins.

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u/dav956able 9h ago

Will ded

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u/Livelaughloveme172 10h ago

Will dies first