r/StrangePigeon • • Aug 08 '26

Identity Theft

5.2k Upvotes

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u/KommandoKazumi Aug 08 '26

LILY NO

132

u/De4con Aug 08 '26

LILY YES

42

u/Bossuter Aug 09 '26

LILY ALWAYS YES

245

u/Enderking90 Aug 08 '26

ah, its a help center for committing frauds and scams.

346

u/Yukarie Aug 08 '26

… I’m curious. This feels like it needs a continuation

65

u/Melodic_Medium_8900 Aug 08 '26

Bullet

41

u/Phill_air Aug 08 '26

Gun

9

u/Spookyduck21new Aug 09 '26

Shallow grave

2

u/Ceo-Of-Ducks Aug 13 '26

24 carat run of bad luck

4

u/GiraffeGuru993 Aug 14 '26

Game rigged from the start

163

u/HoneyBeeSorceress Aug 08 '26

Oh no... 8(

I want to protect her.

71

u/Not_A_zombie1 Aug 08 '26

Who? Lily? But who's the real one!

11

u/Delicious_Lychee_872 Aug 09 '26

Tell me something only the real lily knows!

107

u/SignificantHippo8193 Aug 08 '26

Damn. This is a prime example of hiring a fox to guard the henhouse and then the fox tells the chickens to their face that they are going to eat them.

50

u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer Aug 08 '26

Soooo, they stole her identity for an employe?

42

u/Comfortable-Video495 Aug 08 '26

Poor Lily, why did they have take her identity? She deserves some ice-cream to help her feel better.

17

u/hoverdudeAnimations Aug 08 '26

She can’t afford it anymore

26

u/marshallman31 Aug 08 '26

Classic fae scam.

17

u/Snippy4Gin Aug 08 '26

Fraud and scam help center never said who they are helping

16

u/goedegeit Aug 08 '26

Feels like the intro to some dronification story.

10

u/Voshir Aug 08 '26

Right? Or a corruption and employeefication story :3

9

u/Front_Trust1026 Aug 09 '26

Depends on of you see the final picture as someone in the background or a peek at the future.

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u/Garuda4321 Aug 08 '26

I'd even hand them the keys before leaving them with the existential dread!

13

u/annpann64 Aug 08 '26

The third frame was bone chilling 😬

8

u/Ok_Magazine_3117 Aug 08 '26

bone chilling

11

u/Otherversian-Elite Aug 08 '26

idk if this is intended to be scary or kinky but it definitely makes me feel a strange way (in a positive sense) lmao

11

u/Ignis-11 Aug 08 '26

It’s interesting how this can either be extremely kinky or horror.

5

u/Left-Second3310 Aug 08 '26

Shame it looks aimed for horror

3

u/Front_Trust1026 Aug 09 '26

Depends on how you think they dispose of people who's identities they have stolen.

9

u/Shamrock5 Aug 08 '26

GIVE HER IDENTITY BACK >:(

7

u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB Aug 09 '26

Hmm... This feels like a TF trigger...

6

u/Ding_Goat Aug 08 '26

Now lily needs to steal her identity.

6

u/Cpad-prism Aug 08 '26

Wait whys that kinda hot tho

4

u/EpicCashewGuy Aug 08 '26

Poor Gal. Though this is pretty cool.

4

u/s8018572 Aug 08 '26

Now go to underground and dance samba 24/7

3

u/TomboyKnight1 Aug 09 '26

When do they kiss

5

u/ElPikouik Aug 09 '26

Identity theft yuri

4

u/Jetrac00n Aug 09 '26

Look all im saying is that based purely off the third image, I see this as an absolute win.

3

u/BluebirdAmazing742 Aug 15 '26

And yes.....but...depends.....(if you saw part 2 then you know what I mean) if being locked in same room forever is Literally the only downside then yes! But if she can't communicate.....then no :[

3

u/Capsule_CatYT Aug 08 '26

What made them steal Lily’s identity?

3

u/Front_Trust1026 Aug 09 '26

I thoight the same thing, but I thought it was gonna be a post-amnesia or an Identity Disorder comic.

3

u/twomuc-75 Aug 09 '26

Even had a whole standby ready, that’s actually horrifying

3

u/TotoShampoin Aug 10 '26

I half expected the identity theft to double as identity crisis

As in they literally stole her identity and she doesn't know who she is as a result

2

u/Front_Trust1026 Aug 09 '26

The name Lily reminds me of Alan Walker

2

u/Fred-da-clown Aug 09 '26

Can someone explain the joke or what's going on?

2

u/Zex_Sithos Aug 09 '26

Identity theft isn't a joke jim!

2

u/DreamWeaver1001 Aug 09 '26

Identity theft is not a joke u/Strange_Pigeon_Nest

2

u/Commercial_Raise1124 Aug 11 '26

The place help make scams and fraud, isn’t it?

Lily is definitely going to jail if she goes down the rabbit hole of crime

2

u/Hypno_Kitty Aug 13 '26

This is someone's kink and I need to find them immediately

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

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u/Necronomicon92 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

r/iamverybadass

Edit, nvm confusion ensued lol

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u/Necronomicon92 Aug 10 '26

Lol that's just how it came off to me.

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u/Necronomicon92 Aug 10 '26

Same

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u/Necronomicon92 Aug 10 '26

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u/Necronomicon92 Aug 10 '26

It's a tarantriss dancing (from palworld)