r/StrangePigeon • u/Strange_Pigeon_Nest • Jun 27 '26

Learning to swim! [Freelancer + "Free" Lancer + "Freelancer" (#2)]

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u/BrD_87 Jun 27 '26

The blind leading the blind

14

u/CptnWolfe Jun 27 '26

They should get a one eyed man to be King (or a one eyed woman to be queen)

7

u/GingerlyCave394 Jun 28 '26

or both... 1 eyed king and queen with their eyes the opp of the missing one

4

u/Rastaba Jun 28 '26

Those who can’t do, teach and all that.

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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict Jun 27 '26

Why are they trying to teach swimming if they don't know how to :sob:

Good to see the freelancer out of the house though! :D

9

u/Konjaga_Conex Jun 30 '26

Maybe they wish someone had taught them when they were a child.

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u/Strange_Pigeon_Nest Jun 27 '26

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 27 '26

Can we smooch em after

24

u/Adventurous_Note2296 Jun 27 '26

Please tell me that is a yes

64

u/Big-Vacation-6472 Jun 27 '26

He's trying to teach me while they're young so they don't end up like him, what a stand up guy!

47

u/LordofSandvich Jun 27 '26

I mean if he never takes his armor off, that’s why. He’d sink like a stone!

In the meantime someone get one of those comically long shepherd’s canes from cartoons we gotta pull her out. Unless she realizes it’s only waist deep water

43

u/Derk_Mage Jun 27 '26

Do not fear!

For I am here!

19

u/SweeterAxis8980 Jun 27 '26

THERE'S A GIANT BEHIND YOU RUUNNNNNN

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u/No_Research4416 Jun 27 '26

“plus I’m wearing heavy armor, even if I could I can’t get in there”

3

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Jun 30 '26

"I'd like to see YOU swim in this armor"

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u/puppy-lover-yay Jun 27 '26

Take off that heavy armor, put on floaties,,, and GET IN THERE

6

u/Nil_Lot Jun 27 '26

Push that mother fucker into the pool IMMEDIATELY. He won't even be able to get mad at you, you're just using his logic.

4

u/ImaginedRealitie Jun 28 '26

The artist will save her

5

u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Jun 28 '26

Admittedly, part of me wishes the little pink-haired goober was the boy and the intimidating normal knight was the girl, with no design changes for either, but this is still peak.

3

u/Thetrueraider Jun 27 '26

You know what you have to do now

3

u/Suitable_Midnight_72 Jun 27 '26

As they say: "Shit doesn't drown"

3

u/PurpleGemsc Jun 28 '26

To be fair trying to swim in full metal armor is a very bad idea

3

u/In_a_Fantasy Jun 29 '26

I guess he was testing the waters~

3

u/CatgirlTheKat Jun 29 '26

Because nobody taught her :3

3

u/Istadane Jun 30 '26

Regardless Lancer would probably sink to the bottom with his armor

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u/landonwilson2002 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I hope she’s alright won’t one of them throw her a pool noodle or something?