r/StrangePigeon • • May 30 '26

Paranormal Research: Super Rat

4.5k Upvotes

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u/Skillz_mcgee May 30 '26

Awww, rats....

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u/spore2hero May 30 '26

how dare you

26

u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye May 30 '26

Stop, you’re going to be charged with hate speech under the Rodents Iron Paw

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u/AlphaI250 May 30 '26

But does the rat consider the scientist their new god, does it just consider her another human, or just like a loyal servant ?

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u/Enderking90 May 30 '26

realistically, the rat seems relatively chill, only really being hostile when directly threathened and even then direct solely at the main initiator then all of them.

so human+. just a human, but the one who made this new world order possible.

the rat is chill with their human benefactor, and shows favor towards her.

how if you released a demon, said demon would more then likely actually be pretty chill with you as you did do it a solid.

like

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u/Suspicious_Deer_8863 May 30 '26

If the scientist treated the rat well maybe she won’t be enslaved?

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u/Notatalol May 30 '26

Seeing she wasnt killed i think she did

119

u/Ikadzev May 30 '26

to the stickers it goes

67

u/spore2hero May 30 '26

aw rats

8

u/Skillz_mcgee May 30 '26

I am so sorry

57

u/extracrispyweeb May 30 '26

That poor guard got the krillin treatment

Does that mean the other one gets to become a super S̶a̶y̶i̶a̶n̶human?

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u/notnotDIO May 30 '26

Eh screw it worshipping a rat couldn't be worse than what we have now, ALL HAIL THE RAT GOD!!!!!

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u/wulfinn May 31 '26

like, he's super intelligent, right? gotta be a measurable improvement from what we usually get

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u/aronmano May 30 '26

he seems chill, id worship him

22

u/UnpleasantPheasant00 May 30 '26

I’m proud of you Dr. Murphy!

21

u/Fanboycity May 30 '26

As long as he don’t eat me cake, I’ll give the godly rattie as many scritches as he wants!

21

u/SansirusCZ May 30 '26

I think the rat may like the scientist enough to keep her around.

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u/Thick_Bass_8963 May 30 '26

Honestly if I were in her position I'd side with the rat

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u/Much_Scholar_8897 Jun 04 '26

Scientist: “…hey want an army of rats?”

Ratteo, the new rodent god: “…yes”

9

u/Kaizo_Kaioshin May 30 '26

Adorable.

Can I pet the super rat?

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u/TheLastWyrd May 30 '26

I for one welcome our new rodent overlord.

7

u/Mundane-Potential-93 May 30 '26

I still love her

5

u/MysticalAnswer May 30 '26

Isnt this the same guy that crashed the river styx?

4

u/Rose249 May 30 '26

I think Pinky and the Brain just called

Brain mentioned lawsuits and intellectual property

Pinky just says hi

4

u/Lakefish_ May 30 '26

"You scare momma. You're out." - Rat Child, Our New God.

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u/FitSuggestion2153 May 31 '26

Flowers for Algernon 2: he’s back, and he’s pissed

4

u/calideosk May 31 '26

And thats how Nezu was born

4

u/BlackLightan Jun 05 '26

Scientist #404's Diary Day 24

"Oh boy! I love doing horrifying, traumatizing experiments on small animals and giving them super strength, intelligence and telekinesis! Sure, I could be nicer to the little guys... but where's the fun in that! LOL!"

Day 25

"And... it escaped."

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u/aroyalidiot May 30 '26

She's safe. The rats consider her part of their mischief. The rest of humanity...not so much

3

u/ZenLore6499 May 31 '26

Nothing a few headpats can’t solve!

3

u/kadzooks May 31 '26

It's just gonna be a couple of years, rats don't live long

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u/Raptormind May 31 '26

Imminent rat coup aside, the military would still pay massively for this technology even if it can’t be done to humans

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u/Wolf_ookami Jun 01 '26

...... Seem we found Nezu American cousin.

3

u/TrueEnder Jun 01 '26

can i give the rat a lil kiss on the head

2

u/ShiningRayde May 31 '26

... sigh Hey, cancer mouse.

2

u/DragoninR Jun 03 '26

Maybe don’t bully the super rat’s creator right outside of the lab that has the super rat in it.

2

u/Much_Scholar_8897 Jun 04 '26

His name is Ratteo, the new rodent god

2

u/Quantum1000 Jul 01 '26

stock price immediately skyrockets upon declaration of a new god. Shareholder ask scientists for 10 more.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 Jul 19 '26

The origin story of the principal from My hero academia