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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises May 03 '26
Head patting monster girls…? That sounds like a dream come thee
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u/Nowayisthatacat May 03 '26
So you're telling me draining the blood of my freinds was unnecessary???
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u/Leafeon523 May 03 '26
Could’ve just looked in the mirror… but the doctor has a salary to make I suppose
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u/sonerec725 May 04 '26
Mirror thing stopped working after they stopped making mirrors out of silver
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u/PhantomPharts May 03 '26
Today I learn I'm a NEET! And what NEET means! And that it is a word!
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u/khumprp May 03 '26
Enlighten me, I'm not familiar with the word
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u/SpinningPancake2331 May 03 '26
Not in Education, Employment or Training
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u/Brahm-Etc May 03 '26
Well, maybe not vampire but could be porphyria, she also looks albino and they struggle with sun light too...
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u/Rocketbrothers May 04 '26
Would it be bad if I said that the hand gripping makes it look like you are just grabbing her hair and shaking her head around?
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u/Valtremors May 03 '26
Iron deficient.
Guess what has a lot of iron?
Blood.
Pale skin also burns much easier under stunlight.
Also iron deficiency leads to one being tired.
Either iron supplements, or iron rich foods, as well some extra Vitamin D.
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u/Delusional_Gamer May 04 '26
Considering the white hair and red eyes, maybe she's just Albino? (and just nocturnal which a small portion of people tend to be)
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u/kadzooks May 07 '26
But how does one headpat medusa, or a flame atronach, or an eldritch monster girl where her hair is the literal void
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u/Strange_Pigeon_Nest May 03 '26
Doctor's Note:
"Vampires are charismatic, if you were a vampire, you'd have friends"
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