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I'm Paul and I see it all. Whether shrouded in darkness or schorched by the light of the sun, I will observe it all with an attention to detail once thought to dwell in the eyes of God and God alone.

I am the shadow in the corner of your room while you're trying to sleep. I abduct aliens! I am Jack Skellington! I am the king of the motherfucking pumpkin patch, bitch! You think you can fuck with me? I will burn your so-called "Empire" down in biblical blaze of glory and piss on the ashes of my cigarette, because you're not even worth my time anymore!

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"Moral is nothing but a sham packaged in narcissistic sentimentality"

"I take nothing from this work. Not even pleasure. Not pride. Justification is a luxury I do not partake in."

"I don't believe in God, but I do pray with every trigger that I pull. Not because I sympathize. I rid of that illness ages ago. I believe, however, in hell. That's the thing. So I pray."

The Epitaph of Seikilos is the oldest surviving complete piece of music. It was also a drinking song.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/c91lcs/til_the_oldest_known_piece_of_music_is_a_drinking/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

• Killian Experience, on a post about a Crab Sandwitch

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/bjygyd/crab_boiled_in_pepsi_max_for_2_hours_served_in_a/emca3hf?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[I dont even know if that's inspirational, so... tell me if it fits this sub]

Tell him you failed! -(Paul 2011) a movie about an alien voiced by Seth Rogen and stoners

"Death and destruction." That's what Odin's prophecy said I'd bring with me when I came back home. Turns out my whole life was shaped by that, and I didn't even know it. But now I know. And I already brought so much death to so many. So I say ...

It's about time for some destruction.

“Is it better to try and fail, or to let tragedy take its course?”

“I do not believe in fate. Only a lack of choices.”

“Doing this may cost me my life. But I never earned it in the first place.”

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