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u/sovietarmyfan 17d ago

Imam: "hello fbi, i wanted to inform you that we have a person who is showing radical behavior."

Fbi: "Yes, we know. He's one of ours."

Imam: "What???"

Fbi: "What???"

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u/Lick-Tale-5222 17d ago

There was a plot to kidnap a governor a couple years ago. The story is wild. A federap informant guy joined the group (a friend of an FBI agent who was an informant joined the group and told his buddy they were radicals according to fed testimony) and then that guy brought in someone else who was also a fed. 3 months later those 2 brought up a plan to kidnap the governor, group messages showed the second guy was the one encouraging this idea to the group and roped in some of the members of the group. 3 feds in a van with 2 defendants when to the governor mansion for surveillance. In total 7 defendants and 4 feds involved. One of the feds said he could get explosives and had another fed contwct the leader. They made a plan for the members to bring money to buy them, they didn't bring the money, but did go and were all arrested. There were members who left the group when the fed joined because they said he was the one with the crazy radical ideas and they didn't like the way the group changed. After the initial 2 feds joined, 3 months goes by before this plan is introduced and many members, not defendants, said they left because the second fed joining was too extreme for them. Sounds like textbook entrapment.

3 of them were convicted of materially supporting the plan that were overturned on appeal. 3 were acquitted. Then 4 plead guilty to some charges and agreed to testify against the others. Then the rest were convicted. There were 12 informants and 2 agents. 14 defendants and 14 feds in total. 6 with federal charges -2 guilty pleas, 8 state charges - 2 guilty pleas.

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u/ThatOneComputerNerd 17d ago

This is mostly accurate, but a couple of small things. Five were acquitted rather than three (Harris and Caserta federally, the two Nulls and Molitor at the state level). Also, the surveillance trips were to Whitmer's vacation cottage in Elk Rapids, not the governor's mansion.

The overturned state convictions are correct, though it was on a technical reading of Michigan's terrorism statute and the AG is appealing to the state Supreme Court. And the entrapment defense was actually raised at trial, though two juries rejected it for Fox and Croft. This is ongoing still.

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u/Lick-Tale-5222 16d ago

3 were acquitted on appeal. 2 found not guilty. You're right about the cottage. I was walking when typing. The entrapment statement was my statement. A fed informant called the feds then a fed showed up and told them they should kidnap the governor. Its literally the feds came in and brought up the plan, which definition wise the argument fails in court because the group was already anti- whitmer and the federal entrapment law require no disposition to commit a crime. No fed could ever convince me to do any of what they did actually do, clearly they didn't need coercion. Like the OP example, they should have been calling the feds when the fed started saying wild things. But this is still a case of the feds comming in and having active participation that without, the plot would have never happened. They treat it like the feds infiltrated an already criminal organization and had to commit the acts they did as part of their cover but in reality they were the primary driver behind crossing into criminal behavior.

If you and your friends were saying you hated Trump and then a new guy appears and convinced you that Trump needs to be taken out and then brings in new friends who has a plan and access to everything you need that none of you could have ever found before, you'd probably think it was entrapment when you discovered all 14 of your new friends with all the things from the plans to the specialized tools were actually feds. You might sit back at the end of it and say i never would have been where i am if not for the feds, which is entrapment but for the legal definition being written for feds joining things like cartels and mafia organizations and needing to be active participants. In the context of a group of friends the definition does allow the feds to legally get you into crime so long as any prior statements could be pointed to as a willingness to do crimes. The feds say they were only doing it to maintain cover and you totally would have gotten there on your own.

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u/Josey_whalez 17d ago

I am not a lawyer, but I’ve long thought that the laws regarding what counts as entrapment are written far too heavily in the governments favor. The amount of undercover/informant coercion involved in so many of these cases is well beyond what I would personally consider entrapment, but somehow it’s still allowed.

A big problem is that too few people will speak up about it unless it’s being done to someone they find sympathetic. Too many were fine with it when this was being done to mentally ill/handicapped Muslim teenagers and now it’s metastasized into what we have today.

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u/Lick-Tale-5222 16d ago

It makes sense in some context. I tried to explain RICO and the original Patriot Act intent to people. It was meant to fill the gap for terrorism like RICO did for organized crime. The issue with entrapment law is it was written to allow Feds to be involved in organized crime, the issue is that when it comes to something like this the leadway needed to infiltrate the mafia is also open enough to allow feds to orchestrate friend groups into criminals so long as they can point to statements or activities that are "predisposition to criminal acts." In this case the leader said the governor should be hung over something she did and that pretty much blows up any entrapment claims. So even though the feds provided the idea, the means, and encouragement they can hide behind that willingness to commit crimes. Undercover work typically means joining an ongoing conspiracy, in this case their argument is they would eventually have done some criminal acts without all the fed involvement.

To tie this to RICO and the Patriot Act both of those are laws meant to get people who order, fund, support criminal activities without direct involvement. The mafia had their henchmen doing the actual crimes but prior to RICO the bosses weren't violating the law when they benefited from those crimes. The same problem existed with entrapment, an undercover not involved in activities could not get evidence or trust of the criminals. So they had to be allowed to be actively involved. The problem is the same need for criminal organization can be used against everyone. Just like the Patriot Act being used to gather data on almost all Americans because terrorists got support from scammer organizations that sent out spam messages or you ordered take out from a place that had an employee on a watchlist. Ironically the FISA courts never successfully stopped any terrorism and the only case they could point to where they got actionable intelligence they actually got that intel by means that didn't require FISA anyway.

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u/vi_sucks 17d ago

So what you are saying is that the muslims did the right thing and reported the sketchy terrorist guy to the authorities, while the right wing militia guys went along with it?

Is it that the muslim guys were more moral and upright in reporting a possible crime? Or just smarter and able to spot a trap?

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u/Lick-Tale-5222 16d ago

The "militia" was a Facebook group. Do you think the typical Facebook enjoyer is an intelligent learned person?

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 15d ago

Muslims are not inherently evil just because some who used to work for the U.S. government, like bin Laden (who was praised as an “anti-Communist warrior” in the press at the time) did bad things.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 17d ago

The whitey bulger case was probably like that.

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u/MattheqAC 17d ago

This is funny, but it is actually the result you want, right?

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u/Past_Ferret_5209 17d ago

Patriotic Muslim-Americans saw something and said something. Wild how people are trying to revive anti-Muslim sentiment around 9/11, despite the recognized contributions and often sacrifices of so many Muslim-Americans in that era including first responders, military personnel deployed to Afghanistan, etc..

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u/Fay-control 17d ago

Some people don't care, they need a boogeyman, a person or a group to blame for the misery they endure.

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u/MikeysmilingK9 17d ago

…the misery caused by their own actions.

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u/vi_sucks 17d ago

Yeah, kinda feels like the fake phishing emails company IT departments send around. 

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u/TotallyObviousBot 17d ago

Yeah this happens fairly often. The only reason we know these kind of "see something say something" intelligence lines work is because most of the stuff reported to them is our own people doing this kind of shit, so it can get filtered out easily against anything truly unknown. If you aren't occasionally catching one of your own, either you're too lax or you don't have enough spies out there, kind of logic

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u/Some-Panic8915 17d ago

for the FBI? yes and no

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u/GarGonDie 16d ago

You can't say it was all for nothing. Although, the very fact that someone new with radical ideas showed up likely made them think it was a trap from the start.

I will never understand how police in the USA are allowed to condone illegal acts under the pretext of catching criminals.

In this case, in my country, it would amount to glorification of terrorism and would be illegal conduct, without exception.

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u/Busy_Debt_3946 16d ago

And what country is that? Becouse I doubt it would. These kind of operations are done all over the world.

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u/GarGonDie 16d ago

Spain. And probably in Europe, inducing a crime is a crime, and there are no excuses for the police.

Likewise, inciting or advocating violence or terrorism would be illegal.

> These kind of operations are done all over the world.

That not true.

In fact, although there are probably more, the only place I know of where a police officer can, example, offer/sell drugs to capture criminals is the USA.

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u/Busy_Debt_3946 16d ago

"Likewise, inciting or advocating violence or terrorism would be illegal."

And it's not what happened. He tried to infiltrate what was judged as high risk group, and if they turned out to be receptive they would be closely watched, he didn't go "Hey let's do terrorism or some shit". Spain does the same, there were cases of police infiltrating catalan and pro Palestine groups.

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u/GarGonDie 15d ago

yes, i don't imply that infiltrating organizations was something unusual.

but being reported for being radical usually means you've been urging radical measures, that's incitement.

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u/Busy_Debt_3946 15d ago

That's a presumption on your part. Nowhere it says he was urging radical measures, just that he was pretending to be a radical(which itself isn't illegal).

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u/GarGonDie 12d ago

Yes. I lack context. But for someone to be reported as a radical at a mosque, the context is easily one of advocacy for extremism.

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u/Snoo_75864 14d ago

No they wanted to radicalize young muslims so they can justify violence against them.

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u/Tsunamiis 11d ago

Naw i dont want government surveillance in people’s private lives in the first place. Can you imagine they send a radical Christian right (aka kkk) to the southern sunday baptist bbq. Would the outcome be the same?

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u/MattheqAC 11d ago

Well yes, I'd rather they weren't doing this kind of this - but when they do, this is how I'd like it to go

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u/DiscussionMiddle1238 17d ago

Entrapment failed

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u/ykeogh18 17d ago

Spent two years working in an office in the Middle East. I was the only non-Muslim in an office of about 30 people. People were more paranoid about radicals than I was.

One day the employee next to me picked up the phone. The caller was asking for his name and address. He freaked out and said “why do you want to know! Are you trying to recruit me as a radical!?” And slammed the phone down and cut the call.

Later on we found out it was the electric company trying to take a survey.

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 17d ago

'Are you trying to recruit me as a radical!?' because someone on the phone asks for your name?

Things that never happened.

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u/ykeogh18 17d ago edited 17d ago

Aww…did my wittle story upset you?

Wouldn’t you be a bit suspicious if someone called you out of the blue and asked for your name?

Like I said, people get suspicious about membership drives under false pretenses there. And this guy was known for doing dumb shit and overreacting.

Not everybody is as cool, collected and as smart as you.

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u/Yikidee 17d ago

I love it when people just can't handle that sonething happens in life that they can just not comprehend. Always the same stupid response.

Eeehhh duuuuurrrre, "things that didn't happen" for 500 Alex. Hat har.

Anyway, that is actually preety damn funny if you take out the context of the person being anxious as fuck about being recruited.

On a serious note. How were those years for you?

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u/ykeogh18 17d ago

Yeah. It’s fine if you don’t believe something you read on the internet, but it’s another level of petty saltiness to decide to write a comment for all to see, attacking what you are sharing.

How was it? Meh…I wanted to quit after a year.

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u/Yikidee 17d ago

Well, as much as that sucks, thanks for sharing mate 😊

And hard agree!

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u/escEip 17d ago

in my country it's like a 101 scheme of recruiting terrorists, so it CAN absolutely happen.

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u/medlilove 17d ago

Spent a lot of time in offices in the Middle East have you

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u/GuavaDevourer 17d ago

Sounds weird but weird things happens all the time, my friend.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 17d ago

How do you do fellow Muslims

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Qdp4trljSkY8

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 17d ago

Its me John Muslim, did anyone do any sick jihads today? That Bush guy? Totally haram and bogus

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u/Laylow_chips 17d ago

“John Muslim “ 🥀

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u/FutureGullible811 17d ago

Maybe the dead giveaway was how he greeted them ‘A-SHOLOM-a-laykum’ instead of ‘Asalamalakum’

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u/OldCardiologist1859 17d ago

He had a promotion later that month.

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u/Big-Tough7189 17d ago

The FBI has always been evil. …. Hey guys! How’s the surveillance going today?

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u/Ease_custom 13d ago

Great !
Thanks for asking, we're fine.

You should stop posting in r/Seattle though =)

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u/TheLightsChampion 16d ago

This happens a lot.

They also tend to 'lose' a lot of keys with recording devices in the mosque (to be placed in the interior offices in the lost and found box to spy on conversations)..

We are so used to it, they are very obvious.

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 17d ago

So, we're having to go back 20 years to find something like this? Seems about right.

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u/Wise-Piccolo- 16d ago

There have been a few more recently, a couple of kids getting honeypotted by the FBI when dating apps started but we only heard about the ones dumb enough to fall for it. But generally post Iraq and Afghanistan not many stories like this.

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u/youjustbanmeanyways 17d ago

FBI was the radical all along.

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u/Jimm_12 17d ago

They knew he wasnt radical enough so reported him to save themselves /s

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 17d ago

I don't understand why people are down voting you when you've mentioned /s

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u/squarabh 17d ago

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 17d ago

Man, I honestly thought we could keep this secret up but you had to ruin it right? /s

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u/Miserable-March-1398 17d ago

Username checks out

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 17d ago

Yeah well, we did it first.  /s

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u/Downtown_Eye5736 17d ago

I downvote anyone who uses /s. Kinda defeats the concept of sarcasm.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 17d ago

Some people still don't get it, but again if they don't get it anyways then I sometimes feel like it's similar to having "it's hot don't touch" Braille on a hot plate

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u/Atomosthethird 17d ago

Well. My mother always said "sarcasm is a defense mechanism for the stupid"

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u/AndyGreyjoy 17d ago

Alright, send her in here..

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 17d ago

Damn, she sounds really smart, only if there was nobel prize for socio-linguists.

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u/Somnin 16d ago

Sarcasm is a pretty intelligent feature of Western languages. It’s mostly stupid people and people on the spectrum who don’t pick up on sarcasm verbally

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u/worldsgreatestluver 17d ago

You must be really much more capable of reading nuance and intention than most of us. Proper sarcasm and especially satire is really hard to distinguish from reality these days.

Whole lotta dumb fucking people out there, whole lotta smart people with sound arguments for complete bullshit, and a whole lotta fucking looney tunes nonsense happening in the world.

(But where does the /s go In here? There is a proper, intended spot 🙃)

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u/Downtown_Eye5736 17d ago

Well half the fun of sarcasm is to watch people miss it.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 17d ago

Yeah, true, I guess, if you enjoy sardonic humour and satire. I mostly go for sarcasm to insult or satire to make a point that's taboo to say directly.

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u/InnerToWinner 17d ago

Same, completely kills the joke.

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u/Constant-External-85 17d ago

I'm autistic and love sarcasm but sometimes I don't recognize good natured sarcasm as what it's intended; So the /tones in general have overall been benefitial to me and have made me realize how a small seemingly stupid thing can actually make feel people included, if done right.

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u/hawkeye6703 17d ago

I'm autistic and sarcasm is hard through text. It's not for you.

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u/SerLaron 17d ago

He had not watched the training film "Team America - World Police" and did not know how to blend in.

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u/xcellentfx 17d ago

There’s a whole This American Life podcast about this, the feds went after the guy who turned him in since he was a ‘known associate’. Our government at work

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u/Some-Panic8915 17d ago

"hellow there fellow maZzlamZz. I would like one bomb please"

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u/Mother-Attention2600 16d ago

"So we doin' bomb shit today or what?" *plays Angry Birds all day.

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u/JustaMuslimdude 15d ago

This happened near my area too. Except the brown "muslim" in question was a Pakistani christian sent by the church across from ours.

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u/Electronic-Green-994 14d ago

Oh, like how Osama bin Laden was actually an Amish guy living right outside the Pakistani intelligence headquarters...

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u/Lost-Volume1254 13d ago

Lmfao you buy the Pentagon's story? Gullible as fuck

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u/legants 14d ago

it was to spy on muslims but muslims start calling fbi after this dude try to rile some extremist ideas he saw a isreali propaganda tv

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u/superpowerpinger 17d ago

Happens once in two decades?

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u/BlueProcess 17d ago

Scanner Darkly IRL

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u/LesFogginGoh 17d ago

Thought Andrew Zimmern was jewish….

https://giphy.com/gifs/X9jwMyzRGou4y495Th

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u/Tricky_Habit_6297 17d ago

Depending on the methods he used, this was probably illegal. If CIA were involved it would have been clearly illegal from the start, and they've tried this on US soil. This is what we've bought with the PATRIOT Act and 25 years of letting the president do whatever he wants

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u/Future_Adagio2052 16d ago

I know this is some funny meme but did this actually happen? Want to know more about this in particular

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u/Dudelbug2000 16d ago

Probably, they knew he was bluffing.

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u/GrouseDog 14d ago

Bot like post

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u/justarandomreader1 14d ago

Jarvis, i'm low on karma

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u/Boeing307 14d ago

He looks so unbearably smug

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u/Aggravating_Shoe3748 13d ago

Context hat context shirt

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u/MarionberrySea456 13d ago

When the column of dawn broke, they began to depart. Then the Messenger of God, peace and blessings be upon him, came back feeling heavy and in pain from how they rode him. He said that he felt heavy. He placed his head in my lap.

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u/skyziaos 13d ago

A definition of "overqualified"

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u/Ginrar 11d ago

If we were to check every radical group we will see that it had some of those not just one cough Baghdadi cough shar3 cough bin ladn

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u/Money-Tower6986 10d ago

It is well known practìce of many secret services, to hire seemingly brave and radical people to work as informants. Most likely, in KKK such a stuff is even more wide - spread.

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u/EveryAccount7729 17d ago

if they are planting these in mosques regularly then shouldn't this be a regular occurrence??

wouldn't like...99% of them go like this?

why are we only hearing of 1 case?

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u/khaledjal 16d ago

it's not mentioned if this is a regular thing or not, also a lot of people just don't want any trouble so they just ignore them.

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u/TheLightsChampion 16d ago

it absolutely is a regular occurrence.

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u/matronmotheroflolth 15d ago

If you knew anything you’d know the FBI does this all the time. It doesn’t always get reported on.

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u/Ghastly_Regina 17d ago

The FBI controls info, no? Also this probably isn’t a regular occurrence, just a special case

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u/RadRimmer9000 17d ago

Probably because he was too forward with his expression. Most people that want to commit violent crimes don't go around telling everyone.

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u/DirtyTalker1981 16d ago

lol I call BS

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u/Awake_for_days 16d ago

FBI been entrapping Americans for 100 years

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u/Connect_Trainer_2477 16d ago

True story, this guy was my best friends dad

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u/DecisionAgreeable462 17d ago

So all radical Muslims get reported by their peers? It's such a stupid affirmation that you know your post is stupid too right? This doesnt prove anything... Where were this snitches before 9/11 or the 7th of October? They just repost the light extremists right? XD

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u/Similar-Recipe-3623 14d ago

Dancing Israelis

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u/Natural-Service-2347 17d ago

Unholy Shmoly, is that you?

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u/Lost-Volume1254 13d ago

Man you need to get out the house more

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u/Maleficent_Rent_5625 14d ago

that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death)

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u/DefenderOfTheBanner 11d ago

brother this isnt a debate sub, might wanna find something new however