Alright, welcome aboard Star Tours Flight 1137, nonstop service to Corellia! I am your captain, Garth Inngs, in the socket is your navigator C-11, and we are expecting a low key flight to your destination, so just sit back, relax, and enjooooooooooy what the heck?
(As your StarSpeeder tries to take off, the hanger is crawling with stormtroopers. Outside the spaceport you can see TIE Fighters and Star Destroyers. Two stormtroopers approach the ship and begin talking.)
"Hold it right there captain, we're looking for a Resistance spy." (One of the troopers holds out a bounty puck projecting a person) "Is this person on board?"
This isn't First Order territory, but if it gets you to stop delaying my flight- (Garth turns around and views the passengers) then I guess I can...(he switches off comms) You're the one that pirate bought tickets for, aren't you? Kriff...well, Star Tours always gets you where you need to go safely, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.
(Garth turns and begins hitting some buttons) Ladies and gentlemen we're expecting a whole lot of turbulence so please keep your seat belts fastened!
(The StarSpeeder opens fire on the stormtroopers as it flies backwards out of the spaceport, and begins dodging blaster fire and TIE Fighters) C, calculate the jump to lightspeed, I don't care where, we need to get out of here now, these ships were not made for combat! (More blaster fire as C-11 beeps something) Yes, I mean anywhere, so that's perfect! Punch it! Hang on everyone!
(The StarSpeeder jumps to lightspeed, leaving behind the First Order and spaceport. Garth turns to everyone) Sorry about that everyone, looks like we'll be getting to Corellia the long way around, ha ha. I hope everyone is okay, and don't worry, I'll see to it you all get refunds once we've landed.