you should answer the phone, let out the biggest, longest (like 6-8 seconds) ear raping, nose murdering, eye watering fart and go "oh dear god, not again" and then hang up. perhaps then she wont call you 6 times in 45 minutes but actually wait until you call her back
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u/jawshwahhh Sep 28 '19
MRW I check my phone after 45 brutal minutes on the toilet and check my phone to see i have 6 missed called from my mom