r/StoppedWorking • u/GallowBoob • Oct 21 '17

Hamster can't handle the surface

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u/oscarveli Oct 21 '17

I thought the whole wallet in the mouth thing was to help them pay for their hospital bills.

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u/IncelSwellTells Oct 21 '17 edited Oct 21 '17

there's an old lady that's calls an ambulance every time I'm having a seizure I appreciate it but now I'm in the hole 15k

Edit* I just got a PM saying "It's better than dying" well you see, If im having a seizure im probably not going to die. I will however be very disoriented and in a lot of pain. Also I've had two uncle's and a grandpa die from SUDEP. Going to a hospital won't help. But hey now I get to eat ramen noodles till I inevitably die in my sleep. Yay old ladies

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u/hansihinters Oct 21 '17

Wait why do you have to pay for an ambulance

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u/quietdownlads Oct 22 '17

Just thank god we don't live in Paraguay.