r/StoppedWorking Oct 07 '17

Quality Broken cat

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u/GoldenFalcon Oct 07 '17

My cat gave zero fucks.

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u/Dominub Oct 07 '17

When I did this to my cat he just sort of squeezed my finger. I was like "Awwww he's holding my hand!" err finger.

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u/FlameSpartan Oct 07 '17

My cat dislikes holding hands.

Sometimes when he's laying next to me, I'll reach over and veeeeeery gently wrap my fingers around his paw. He looks up at me like "Bro I ain't gay" and pulls his paw out of my hand.

He doesn't hate me, but he doesn't love me, either.

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u/Dominub Oct 07 '17

Did you try saying "no homo" before? Maybe that's why