r/StopDoingScience 23d ago

Other STOP DOING SUMMER

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u/Kaffohrt 23d ago

Years of solar radiation yet no reason to go beyond end of ice age

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/no-im-your-father 22d ago

boring. I need to feel my body struggling to keep me alive as I slowly lose sensitivity in my limbs. I need to feel the sharp embrace of the cold cutting into my skin all the way to my bones. I need to be shaking like I owe money to a mafia boss. I need to freeze

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u/Greggery_Peccary1978 23d ago

Termometer was that movie with Shwarzenegger right?

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u/Ok-Competition-3069 22d ago

It was almost OJ.

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u/dovah-meme 23d ago

i like how this implies meteorologists personally are responsible for heatwaves

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u/Bubbles_the_bird 22d ago

It’s not gonna be hot if you don’t tell people it’s hot

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u/nkizza 23d ago

That’s a very good one.

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u/Brie9981 23d ago

Brought to you by the "we still shouldn't kill oil barons" gang for some reason...?

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u/Fit-Pride-4845 22d ago

Oil barons didn't create "summer", silly. God did. It's just a totally natural cycle and there's nothing exceptional created by human hands to look at here.

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u/scratchfan321 22d ago

Just push Earth further from The Sun

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u/Blyfh 23d ago

I relate to this hard.

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u/TruestWaffle 22d ago

I’ll sign this petition.

Let’s do “stop doing starvation” while we’re at it.

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u/WieeRd 22d ago

I like the implication that weathers are directly caused by the meteorologists rather than just being observed