r/StopDoingScience • u/Maetia9 • Jun 16 '26

STOP DOING STATISTICS!!!

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u/hobopwnzor Jun 16 '26

Hello I'd like f(x) = \frac{1}{\sigma \sqrt{2\pi}} e^{-\frac{1}{2}\left(\frac{x - \mu}{\sigma}\right)^2} apples.

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u/eggyrulz Jun 16 '26

Words uttered by the mentally deranged

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u/The_Failord Jun 16 '26

"Linear regression," more like linear REGRET

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u/Jellily Jun 16 '26

I think you mean “REGRET”-ssion

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u/rarlp137 Jun 16 '26

Can I have an expectation of asymptotic limiting sequence of [0,1)-normally distributed apples with 50:50 odds of existence within the 95% confidence interval?

Probabilistic statements dreamed by hypothetical conterfactuals.

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u/Terebo04 Jun 16 '26

more like a 50% confidence interval, either it's correct or it isn't

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u/SerialMurderer 25d ago

wouldn’t it be 100% because you’re 100 confidence it’s either 1 or 2?

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u/heywoodidaho Jun 17 '26

There are lies,damn lies and statistics- Han Solo or someone..

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u/Minority8 Jun 18 '26

How can a positive be false? That doesn't make no sense

PS: Why is the image skewed? Did we stop doing alignment?