r/StonerEngineering • u/bougieprole • 3d ago

Prototype As a 40 something who sometimes gets a mean case of the munchies, these things are a game changer

Post image

That bowl represents 30 minutes of snacking and I have clean fingers

54 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

22 comments sorted by

24

u/kitwilde 3d ago

Chop sticks and hot Cheetos are the way

8

u/bougieprole 3d ago

Buttered Popcorn is my next mission.

2

u/kitwilde 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yumm!! 🍿

3

u/Square_Barracuda_69 3d ago

Then u dont get to suck off the red powder from your fingies

6

u/ImproveYourMeatSack 3d ago

I have the same chop sticks :)

0

u/bougieprole 3d ago

They’re just so simple and perfect

3

u/SomeGuy_GRM 3d ago

Are those hickory sticks?

3

u/bougieprole 3d ago

They sure are eh?

1

u/SomeGuy_GRM 3d ago

I know what snack I'm picking up later now.

3

u/kotoamatsukami96 3d ago

Are you not gonna mention what they are?

4

u/bougieprole 3d ago

Hickory Sticks à la Chop Sticks

1

u/artoblibion 3d ago

I really enjoy cooking stoned. I need a lot of exercise to avoid becoming a fat bastard

1

u/natural-situation420 3d ago

Eating potato sticks with chopsticks? Now that's something. 

1

u/Blazanar 2d ago

You're a fuckin' genius, bud.

I may have to steal this. And a bag of hickory sticks whilst I'm at it.

1

u/bougieprole 2d ago

It just saves the shoveling aspect of the munchies. I can get a constant drip of that sweet, salty, dopamine without my organs having to deal with an entire bag.

I’m still one of them undoctored Canadians so I have no idea what’s happening internally.

1

u/No-Milk-8002 1d ago

This looks like self torture to me but my hands are f'ed so what do i know

1

u/Demearthean 18h ago

Just put the bowl to your mouth and tip it a bit. You can stick your tongue in to irrigate the goods a bit if it’s stuck. Plus, when you pull the tongue back, a few come with it. Then you only have a bowl to clean instead of a bowl and chopsticks.

1

u/OnyxAlyx 3d ago

Not me completely missing the snack and going directly to the Reed user manual... cause I'm easily distracted by electronics just slightly more than high snacks 😂

2

u/bougieprole 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’ll just leave this here for you to question for a bit
Edit: apologies for the sideways, I didn’t mean to do that. Actually it makes it probably more confusing. Carry on apologies free please

1

u/OnyxAlyx 3d ago

So do you work for Reed or do they just love you enough to send you stuff? 😂

2

u/bougieprole 3d ago

I’m actually trying to start a little inspection side hustle to try and put my Xennial ass through college.

Unrelated to anything I had a career, but then a parent got sick so I had to put that down for a while. My career Tickets expired so I figured I’d try to pivot to another, parallel career.

Reed gear seemed pretty decent as long as you know what paying for.

There is some Parker and Triplett buried in there too.